OK guys, long time lurker, first time poster. I'm looking

>>37839578
Quit being a faggot and make amends with her

>>37839578
>autistic hoe
Nothing wrong with that, we're all autistic here
>rages when people try to talk sense to her
Sounds like she's a woman, then.

>>37839578
>intelligent ways to get revenge on my sister
Be a loving and supportive brother.

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cum in her food

>>37839578
How would revenge make your sister less annoying?

>>37839578
Its simple really, jack off into a small dish then fill a turkey baster with your man milk. While she slumbers, sneak into her room and give her vagoo the ol' squirt-a-rooney with your baster full of spunk. Repeat until her uterus accepts your seed, henceforth wait until the child is birthed. From then on be the best "uncle" that you can to the child. Once it gets old enough, with luck, they will be able to see the similarities between you and the child. Then, announce to your family that the child is yours, and feign having a long time romantic relationship with your sister. Proclaim your love for your sister and your, likely retarded, offspring. Then, when she inevitably runs away, murder the child. Since you have proclaimed your love for both her and the child, no one will suspect you as the murderer. They will suspect that your sister has murdered it. Then, she will hopefully be apprehended and sent to she-prison. Several years later you will visit her. Then you will inform her that this is payback for her accusing you of stealing food. The look on her face will be priceless.

>>37839578
>Please help me out.
Quit being such a manbaby and get on with your life instead of stirring up pointless drama and justifying your family's mistrust.