I know there are Normies on this board who have had girlfriends.

Just talk to her man she's not gonna kill you bro dude

>>37837669
I really wish people would stop using that reaction pic.

>>37837669
>gf of 4 years
>getting married

I think I wish I was single, but I'm too afraid of dying alone. I don't know how I feel because I panic if I think about leaving but I feel no emotion inside about the relationship. I dont feel the lust and desire like I did with other girls. I've never considered that I might have emotional problems until I got in a long term relationship. I have never been more stressed and confused in my life.

>>37837669
"I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola,
C-O-L-A .. .Cola."

>>37837799
>implying Breakfast isn't for a good fap

>>37837773
>Just talk to her man she's not gonna kill you bro dude
What the fuck are you talking about anon I think you're in the wrong thread

>>37837669
For me, personally, having a girlfriend is fucking awful.

I unfortunately suffer from extreme jealousy which, quite obviously, stems from how insecure I am.

So, relationships never last. I avoid them now, no point putting another person through that.

>>37837826
SHE LOOKED DOWN TO ME AND SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE.
I ASKED HER HER NAME AND IN A DAMPER VOICE SHE SAID LOLA.
L-O-L-A LOLA

>a shitty school dance I went to. She noticed me and thought I was cute and added me on Facebook and started taking to me.
>After 3 months of talking it was quite clear of what her intentions were so I invited her out, kissed her and later said we could be a thing so we did.
>We usually went to each other's houses and mainly played games.
>She was sweet but had a very clingy and overreactional side to her. Also she would tend to follow trends to seem cool at her school.
>Sex just happens over time and you either arrange after you feel it's right or move while making out.
>Not having to be alone.
>The first time was because she was going through something and took it out on me and eventually the stress caused her to leave. Second time (I got back with her after she begged me) was because she purposely being a cunt even though she loved me so I just left.

>>37837841
No it's just overused by someone.

>How did you meet her?
She was in the same class as my childhood friend so i met her through him.
>How did you become a thing?
She couldn't get a bf because she was ugly and fat, but my friend treated her nice, and she hung out with him because of that. She wanted a bf just to fit in, she found out i existed, and told my friend she liked me. She originally wanted him, but he was already taken. He set up a movie date, she asked if i'd be her bf after it. I said yes because i was a khv.
>What are some things you guys do together?
Did. Late night texting. Going out. Making out. That's about it.
>What does she look like?
Ugly and fat. With huge black-framed feminist glasses and ugly birthmarks across her face.
>What's her personality like?
I dunno. I never really got to know her.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Every time your face gets close, and you look at eachother in the eyes, it just feels natural to go for the kiss i suppose.
And it's never just a kiss. There's always tongue.
>How do you engage in sex?
We didn't. Ever.
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Literally nothing. But at least i'm not a shy anxious mess around girls anymore.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
She broke up with me. She never told me why. Probably because i was a shy anxious mess. I was always scared to touch her. She had to do all the decisions.
That was 6 years ago. She's still single to this day. I'm literally the best she could and will ever get, yet she still chose to not have sex with me, and to break up with me.

>>37837669

>Met a girl when I was 17, school event.
>Immediately go into predator mode
>Try and match her level of awkwardness
>Get her FB, talk about some pretentious shit that I intentionally buy into
>Get her to reveal some emotional vulnerability
>Prey on her insecurity
>3 weeks of talking later and I come back from vacation
>Let the separation make her want me more
>Take her to an art museum, fuck her in my car
>Repeat
Get bored with her
>Pretend to have an emotional crisis
>Tear myself away from her
>Realize that I actually seriously fucked with her level of trust in people
>Infinite regret because I haven't gotten laid since I developed a conscience

First and only GF, wewlad

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>How did you meet her?
I knew her from my childhood. Grew up in the same neighborhood and her parents worked in a grocery store i frequented
>How did you become a thing?
I met her again recently a couple years back. Did not expect to get with her. She was one of tge weird kids at school who hung out with other weird, nerdy kids, but seeing her again as adults, she seemed better so we kinda just ended up together. I dont either of us asked each other, it just became a mutual decision.
>What are some things you guys do together?
Watch television, play video games. I try to help her study sometimes but i'm stupid. We cook a lot together to the extent that we get conpetitive when cooking
>What does she look like?
Short. She used to look like a squirrel back in highschool with her frazzled hair and shit. She straightened it since then and now she looks pretty mucb the same but more feminine and effort into appearance
>What's her personality like?
She's pretty introverted and shy to the point where it can be annoyinh how much of a pussy she is. She can also get autistic about certain details esp in cooking
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
I can, but i dont kiss her in public cause thats lewd.
>How do you engage in sex?
By putting my penis inside her
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Her cooking. Her strange sense of humor.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
We'll break up eventually because she doesn't approve of what I do for a living, but i'm not willing to change because money over wimminz

>>37837945
>girl that follows trends, is clingly, "plays" vidya with you
instant red flags, she clearly fears/feared not being included which is not a good fit for a robot bf.

Her begging to come back after being a cunt would also be an instant "fuck off" from me. If she has the audacity to do it once, she'll do it again with experience gained from the first time.

>>37838083
>she broke up with you and she was a landwhale

perfect example of the female ego inflating, she thought she deserved more than her actual sexual worth and was pompous enough to ditch someone she didn't even fully know yet in pursuit of someone more closely resembling chad.

>>37838154
What do you do for a living, anonoriginaldo?

>How did you meet her?
high school classes
>How did you become a thing?
i was crushing on her for a long time but got over it. during this time i started working out a lot, dressing a lot better, and got a much better haircut. then she started liking me and sent me some long ass dramatic text and we started dating
>What are some things you guys do together?
sex and just laying around cuddling. go to the movies or get ice cream occasionally. nothing too exciting
>What does she look like?
kinda tall for a girl, black hair, decent body and nice face 7/10
>What's her personality like?
too high maintenance holy god
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
when we dated yea pretty much
>How do you engage in sex?
idk we'd just start making out and then bone
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
nothing really. i just liked that i was dating and got to fuck an attractive girl. she made me smile sometimes but she was hella high maintenance and controlling. still worth tho
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
i just barely texted her and she lost interest lmao. this was after 6 months of dating

>>37838266
Make money.

Oregano

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>How did you meet her?
Internet dating site
>How did you become a thing?
Well we were both looking and after talking online for a week or two we met up and hit it off and started dating a month later
>What are some things you guys do together?
Tons. Listen to music and watch movies/shows. She watches me play some vidya, she really likes Yakuza. We also go out for food and vacations and such. Besides leisure we do a lot of domestic things like shopping and cleaning since we live together.

We also argue but we make up and apologize
>What does she look like?
She got cute puffy cheeks and short hair. Really cute eyes
>What's her personality like?
She's very innocent and soft. Cries to when she becomes emotional
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Yeah
>How do you engage in sex?
They way I do it is if we're laying in bed I just slide in close and grab at her butt thighs and just work my hands up

She usually starts with light kisses until she get an arm around me and moves onto deeper kisses and then just grabs my dick. She's really good and indulging my kinks
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
It's nice to have her as an emotional anchor. She can calm me down. She knows me like no one else but I'm not paranoid about her knowing my deepest secerts
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
Not yet but if we did it would probably be my fault.

>>37837669
>How did you meet her?
Had a little group of FUCKING NERDS that I hung out in the morning in HS with, she was in there
>How did you become a thing?
She took a liking to me and handed me a lil' note with a cute drawing on it
>What were some things you guys did together?
There was a lot of movies and bookstore dates.
>What did she look like?
Short haired, glasses, straight up kinda looked like John Lennon if he were a short anime girl. Small tits.
>What was her personality like?
It's been a long time, so I barely remember. It was during my Homestuck phase, so we were both obnoxious tumblrkiddies. She was always sweet though, depressed a little but fiercely committed to her art (which she still is).
>Did you just kiss her whenever?
After the first date, where she slipped some tongue, all bets were kinda off. She didn't like kissing during school though, or when there were a ton of people around.
>How did you engage in sex?
I'm still a virgin, and really fucked up my one chance to change that here. She invited me to her place, we watched Psych, started making out, and she pinned me to the couch where I said some autism shit and we agreed to hold off until later. Then she broke up with me a while later.
>What were your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
It was just nice, having a reliable friend and confidant who I could trade fiery bantz with and have sloppy makeouts with as well.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
She felt guilty because I was apparently her rebound.

Went full stalker after that and she cut off all contact with me entirely, but what can ya do.

>be 15
>friends with outcast goth chicks
>be football playin' robot, don't associate with anyone, just do my double duty as OT and DT
>suddenly giggling goth bitch comes up and asks me if I wanna go out with some girl
>ask who girl is
>accept
>we trade notes for a week, stupid kid shit
>parents go out one night to the casino, i invite her over
>watch movie, fondling her tits the whole time, she's warm and soft and chubby but I don't care because my dick is hard as fuck and there's no way she can't feel it
>hand slips down her pants, she doesn't seem to mind
>go deeper, two fingers inside, she scoots down a bit to make it easier to fingerpop this bitch
>add third, starts moaning. add fourth, moans louder.
>eventually fisting this bitch. 0 to 100 in less than five seconds
>movie finishes, parents come home, and I introduce them, with the stink of pussy on my left hand
>be utterly disgusted by what just happened, avoid her in school for a week
>randomly shows up on my doorstep with a bunch of her friends and shoves their way into my house
>tell me i need to fuck her right this second or there's gonna be a bad time
>say no way i don't wanna date a girl who can take a horsedick that easy
>get laughed at in the halls at school because now I apparently have a small dick and am bad at doing boyfriendy duties
>can't hang with goths no more, sit at lunch tables alone for the next two years

Dodged a bullet though, she was banging some guy while we were doing cutsey shit and got knocked up at 16/17 or whatever age she was.

>How did you meet her?
Through one of my friends on the bus
>How did you become a thing?
She asked me out after I acted like I cared for her when in all honesty at the time I just wanted a gf so I wouldn't be a "loser"
>What are some things you guys do together?
Late night texting and texting was all.
>What does she look like?
Dirty Blonde. Snow bunny w/ greenish eyes. Very short and skinny.
>What's her personality like?
Clingy and needy. She needed attention all the time and she always had a problem.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Nope
>How do you engage in sex?
Nope
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Nothing desu. I just preyed on her daddy issues to become her bf and thats really all.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
She broke up with me when I was too busy playing League of Legends and she said I didnt care for her anymore (never did to begin with) and she dumped me. I felt nothing. However, now I realized that I want to love someone, but yah know I don't deserve love.

>>37838083
That was my first gf. Now for the second gf.

>How did you meet her?
We had a random group of guys, and we'd hang out online over voice every day. A chad from my school, sometimes joined the group, and one day he randomly added a couple of girls into it.
>How did you become a thing?
I immediately go into "making fun out of girls" mode, because i didn't give a fuck anymore, and i get support from the guys in the group. Surprisingly, the girls seem to actually like it.
After a while, they add me on fb. And i get a private message "do you want to be my bf" from two girls. They said they like my voice or something. I actually had to choose one and ditch the other.
So i did choose. We meet up, and the making fun of them doesn't stop. I continued it irl. She always brought her friend to anything irl though. Which was weird.
>What are some things you guys do together?
Again, late night texting, going out (with her friend always present), making out. Nothing more.
>What does she look like?
Like a boy. Short hair. She was kinda cute in her own way.
>What's her personality like?
Imagine a hyperactive kid. Literally describes her.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Again only when you get close and she looks at you in the eyes. And never just a kiss. It's always with tongue.
>How do you engage in sex?
We didn't. Ever. This time, i wasn't shy. I actually tried feeling her up, going up her shirt with my hands. She always pushed it away. Always.
I even asked her once why she's pushing it away, and her answer was "i don't know what you're going to do". I was respectful though. I didn't pressure her into it.
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Again nothing. Making out and kissing wasn't that special anymore either.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
It happened again. She broke up with me. Never told me why. I think she just wanted a bf for the status and bragging rights.
This was 5 years ago. Haven't been with a girl since.

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>How did you meet her?
Craigslist platonic section years ago when she was 15 and i was 23
>How did you become a thing?
we sexted for ages, met up just before she turned 18
>What are some things you guys do together?
got high, cuddled and fucked a lot. all our fetishes matched up perfectly.
>What does she look like?
cutest thing i have ever seen. super short and had her hair dyed cute. Think Kanna from drgaon maid
>What's her personality like?
She is laid back but kind of self centered. Super friendly when it suits her but can be a bitch at times. I overlooked her flaws too much.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
I did, it was magical
>How do you engage in sex?
I did whatever I pleased, she is very submissive and fits with me enjoying being dominant.
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
It was great just being comfortable and alone with her. Cuddling and holding her, fucking her til we were exhausted and waking up holding her.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
She didn't put nearly as much effort into the relationship as me. I could never get her to do things with me she did with friends, like go to concerts, parties, do drugs together. Really made me feel like she and she didn't like me bothering her about it so she broke up with me. Was a positive in the end, I see how shitty she was and she still wants me. I am improving myself and my life greatly while hers is still on a downward spiral. Really hurt me at the time and really slowly been getting over it, but I have been working hard on myself. We are going to an activity planned before the breakup at the end of next month, and by then I will visibly look much bettter due to working out a lot. Gonna hit on girls and act like nothing bothers me and fuck her and pretend it doesn't make me wish we were a thing again.

Pic related, she looked similar, under five feet tall. A little more emo/punk looking but she is hardcore cute.

>>37837669
For me it was all about being used, manipulated, disrespected, made fun of and even having my life in danger
I have bad luck with gfs, i just want a non-witch without a dark past or sociopathic tendencies

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>>37837669
>How did you meet her?
Through University, we were in the same study and met in the introductionary week.
>How did you become a thing?
We liked eachother, spend time together throughout the whole week and eventually slept together at the end of the week. We kissed after two days.
>What are some things you guys do together?
Watch some Netflix TV shows like Bojack Horseman and Modern family, also we both like to complain about other people and talk about our field of study.
>What does she look like?
5"3 around 120lbs and has small B cup tits. Brunette and brown eyes, heritage is from northern Iraq.
>What's her personality like?
Really sweet and cute, but sometimes a bit angry when I annoy her.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Yeah pretty much, all the time actually.
>How do you engage in sex?
Ask if she's up for it, otherwise get her in the mood by kissing her lips and neck and then slowly fondle her. Usually works.
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Cuddling and that she cares so much about me. We're now a week apart because we both went to our parents home which is in two different countries and she misses me crazy. Feels really good.

>>37838498
plz respond, how should i proceed?

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>How did you meet her?
I was sort of friends with a girl in a class I had in high school, I met her during lunch through that girl's group of friends.
>How did you become a thing?
She thought I was attractive and was desperate I guess? I had nobody else so I thought it would be worth trying to tap it.
>What are some things you guys do together?
We usually only watched movies together. She was borderline retarded so anything I liked she didn't understand and she was obsessed with Dr Who and Harry Potter.
>What does she look like?
Pear figure with a dumpy potato face with glasses. One of those girls you would paper bag. Also she never shaved her pussy ever so she had a massive bush and it was fucking gross.
>What's her personality like?
Like I said borderline retarded. She would constantly forget things she told me and had no idea how to hold a conversation with me.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
No, her face was the least attractive part about her.
>How do you engage in sex?
Usually I would just grope her up and down since she was always a dead fish when it came to that shit. She didn't know how to be seductive or engage sexually.
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Her body.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
I felt guilty about taking advantage of her while we shared almost no chemistry. On top of that I didn't want to become tied down to her because my life would be ruined.
Here is a pic of her ass. It was quite nice. We only had sex once and it was really awkward and I came faster than I wanted.

We had sex this morning.
She gets realllllly wet and starts dripping down my cock.
Don't wear a condom, shes on the pill.
cum DEEP inside her while rubbing her clit. She gets off a few minutes after me with my cum dripping out of her.
Cuddle for a while and make her coffee
Go to work.

>>37837669
> Sisters Friend
> Pulled her on a night out and then rattled her a week later when she invited me round to 'see her new tattoo'
> Banging mainly
> 4'11, tiny waist, giant boobs (like for real G's or some shit), Tamil (brown girls are my thing). She looks like a brown barbie doll in minature
> Literally insane - but crazy pussy is best pussy
> yes obviously I kiss her whenever
> I'll be honest I don't because she is ridiculously over sexed I'm the one turning it round at this point
> Not alot is favourite its a bit meh
> If we were to break up it would be because I still love my Ex (5'4, D-cups, Bengali - yeah I've got a type).

Honestly Anon it isn't all it's cracked up to be. I make excuses not to see her ('Oh yeah working late babe'). Sometimes you just want your own spaces and bitches be clingy.

>>37837669
>>How did you meet her?
Oasis

>>How did you become a thing?
We talked for 16 hours straight, decided meeting was probably a good idea, it was all downhill (re: successful) from there

>>What are some things you guys do together?
Movies, restaurants, watching TV

>>What does she look like?
Land whale

>>What's her personality like?
Awake, she's grumpy and sore much of the time. Can act appreciative and affectionate when she wants something.

>>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Did

Real life doesn't function the way feminists tell you it does

>>How do you engage in sex?
Penis in vagina

>>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
When she's asleep (second personality comes out)

>>And if you broke up, what caused it?
After 4 years, boredom (despite nothing but affection the entire time). Another one for the statistics.

>>37837816
Leave her, dumbass.
If she hasn't already cucked you, she'll definitely do it when she can get blacked AND take half your shit.

>>37840532
Matt, that you?

>>37840563
Nope. Not an uncommon story though I'll bet. Certainly not around these parts.

She was #3.

>>37837669
I'm still togheter with her for 3 years

>How did you meet her?
Went to the same school
>How did you become a thing?
I got ripped as fuck by working out nonstop for a year, easily the strongest in my entire class, this in turn gave me confidence to smash
>What are some things you guys do together?
Play minecraft and Diablo 3, hike, travel, snuggle in bed, the usual
>What does she look like?
Tan, T H I C C ass, double d's, curly hair, brown eyes, quite tall for a girl
>What's her personality like?
Strong and independent, she has helped me improve myself in more ways than I can count, but she's also the sweetest most caring person when the need arises
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Whenever
>How do you engage in sex?
We used to fuck like rabbits for hours on end several times a day, now it has simmered down a bit to a few cozy sessions of morning sex in the weekends and the occasional quicky on the kitchen counter before going out
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
She has my humor and my political views (as far as her femininity allows it), so we always talk shit about any kind of people we hate, gypsies, druggies, people who dress bad. We're the couple who sits on the buss pointing and laughing at bimbos and somalians
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
Nah m8, I'll marry this one

>>37837669
had a gf about 12 years ago. only saw her for 2 weeks though. got to know her when i was taking ecstasy. it made talking to people easier. she sacked me off though when she got to know me.

>How did you meet her?
Mutual friend's birthday party

>How did you become a thing?
I asked her out on Facebook after the party

>What are some things you guys do together?
Watch TV and movies, take walks, exercise, see improv comedy (she does improv), play video games

>What does she look like?
5'7'', wavy brown hair, a little thick

>What's her personality like?
Sweet, fragile, funny, liberal

>Do you just kiss her whenever?
I don't like PDAs so I usually only kiss her when we're alone together, at which point, yeah I basically kiss her whenever. She goes for kisses in public more and I oblige her.

>How do you engage in sex?
I start kissing and hugging her and rubbing her body and her boobs. If she's not horny she'll generally give me a BJ or ask to do it later.

>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Companionship, physical and emotional intimacy, having someone to share my life with.

>And if you broke up, what caused it?
N/A

>How did you meet her?
Weight gain fetish site
>How did you become a thing?
We're 30 minutes apart and we both have autism
>What are some things you guys do together?
She likes to play /tg/ stuff and fall asleep on me
>What does she look like?
Rotund black girl with watermelon sized boobs
>What's her personality like?
She's super excited about everything, can't lie, and tries to be nice to everyone
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Yes, she lets me do whatever
>How do you engage in sex?
She really likes when I jiggle her if that helps
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Her total dedication to me

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Rate my situation anons

>How did you meet her?
On r9k
>How did you become a thing?
We talked on skype for a long time, things got lewd
>What are some things you guys do together?
We just chat, sometimes play vidya together
>What does she look like?
qt, short hair, freckles
>What's her personality like?
shy, sarcastic
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
no, its a LDR
>How do you engage in sex?
see above
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
not being as lonely

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>>37837669
Only browsed /r9k/ once or twice just to see what this board is like, but I'll share my experiences with you.

>How did you meet her?
Went out with friends for drinks at a bar before leaving to go to the club - an argument broke out which brought her over, and we just got talking.

>How did you become a thing?
She was very into me - great chemistry and we progressed very easily, so I just asked her out on a date and it went from there.

>What are some things you guys do together
Take her out on dates, have a drink together, have sex, hold hands and go on walks, talk about our days and issues we're currently going through, listen to music together, go to the beach - the list goes on and on

>What does she look like?
Pic related

>What's her personality like?
She can vary quite a lot - depends on her mood. She's either very kinky, dirty and sexual (in a good sense) when she's in the mood, or she could be at the other end of the spectrum and be very shy, insecure and uncomfortable. Most of the time, her resting mood is pretty laid back, chill and quite lively and talkative in a good way.

>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Yes, she's very fond of it. Obviously, when the time is right - we don't just kiss whenever in any situation that might be weird or inappropriate, that's just weird.

>How do you engage in sex?
Don't really understand the question, so I'll just make my own assumption. We both have pretty vanilla tastes in sex so it's generic. But she's very open to try things that I like and has quite a high sex drive. We've sat down one night and just gone through a list of things we'd like to try in the bedroom and then we'll slowly work through the list. As far as the actual act goes, she's very affectionate and not selfish in her act.

>How did you meet her?
Decided to make dating profile after being hikky for 3 years to break out
>How did you become a thing?
She was 1/10 lard demon and i was 3/10 pizzaface
>What are some things you guys do together?
Listen to her talk about timberlake and vin diesel and threw shit on old video games. Telling me how my hobbies suck. How my music taste is shitty. Playing victim around her friends and telling lies that i abuse her. Constantly trying to mould me into something she likes.
>What does she look like?
Like first boss from return to castle wolfenstein
>What's her personality like?
Self absorbed controlling cunt. Special snowflake. Literally thinking that she is main character in soap opera.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
She hated kissing
>How do you engage in sex?
Start foreplay. She starts crying. Never had sex. She only masturbated to pictures of vin disel.
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
Cuddling felt good
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
She kept me around to not be lonely. Lied to me. She said she had 2 boyfriends but there was third one that she lost virginty with. She was slut prior to meeting me. Eventually cheated on me but played around the bush to play victim. She dumped me when 5/10 showed interest.

>>37841391
Continuing because the original comment was too long:

>What are your favourite things about being in a relationship with her?
We're both very similar in quite a lot of aspects - very similar tastes, opinions, views about the world and ambitions. Because of this and natural chemistry, I find it very easy to open up to her and be honest to her about what I'm thinking, how I feel and what's on my mind - even some things I'm not comfortable telling my parents or my friends. Other things are she makes me very happy and she understands me. Everything feels natural and there are never no awkward pauses or running out of things to say. She completes me in a lot of aspects, as I do for her - we get each other very much and know how to cheer each other up, motivate each other or calm each other down about any issues we might have and are very honest with each other and our problems.

>And if you broke up, what caused it?
This one is hard to foresee, so I'm not sure. At the moment, it will probably be because we would end up going our separate ways in life - it would be a mutual breakup because neither of use want to hold each other back and want each other to be happy. If not that, then I have no idea. I have a slight fear she might cheat because she's had some issues with past relationships and as a result I think she has low self-esteem and even BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder), where she needs love and affection constantly to re-assure herself and could in theory see other guys just to feel loved even though I provide it in our relationship. It sounds irrational, but in the minds of BPD patients, it was because they were scared or unsure and felt insecure.

>>37837669
As for being a KHV at 21, don't worry about it - it'll come around. I was a KHV until I met my now girlfriend at 18, and I lost everything to her - first kiss, virginity, and proper romantic hand holding (I had held hands in more than a friendly way with other girls, but it wasn't quite the same).

You just have to find the right girl. To do that, seize every opportunity you can to meet people - just put yourself out there by any means necessary. I nearly didn't meet my girlfriend because I didn't want to go out the night I did, but my friends convinced me - best decision I ever made.

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>>37837669
I'm a bisexual girl. When I get a gf it's usually always 100% of the time a girl who was sexually abused as a child and has similar emotional issues to mine which is usually some mix of BPD, cutting, hypersexuality, ptsd, agoraphobia, ocd, etc other mental issues. It always starts out where we are both convinced that the other is the only person who can save or understand the other one. Like we mutually want to be rescued. But later it just falls apart because we are both too insane.

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>twitter
>talked, had a date, discovered a mutual admiration
>be homebodies together, try out new foods
>short, shoulder length hair, big tiddies, small but shapely ass, cute round tummy
>goofy, dorky, playful, possessive, controlling, insecure, childish
>yes
>usually id just pop her nipple in my mouth and after that she was under my thumb
>i loved her goofiness and she was really comfy to be around, at least im the beginning
>she was really hyprocritical, possessive, immature, and insecure. couple that with her trying to constantly be around me i got sick of it and left

love is a nice thing to have, just be weary of who is giving it to you

>>37837669
>>How did you meet her?
school
>>How did you become a thing?
i asked her to go out for a drink, and continued meeting her
>>What are some things you guys do together?
watch tv, sometimes days out
>>What does she look like?
elizabeth olsen
>>What's her personality like?
shes sweet and loves me
>>Do you just kiss her whenever?
yeah
>>How do you engage in sex?
i say "lets do the sex", or kiss her a bit if i feel like foreplay
>>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
sex, and she looks good on my arm
>>And if you broke up
we havent yet

>>37837669
I'd rather talk about my previous girlfriend than current. Not including FWB either

>How did you meet her?
At work. I had a girlfriend. She had a boyfriend.
>How did you become a thing?
I was high on pills when I met her. She hated almost everyone. I chatted to her for 30-45 minutes without her saying a thing before she started responding. By the second hour we went on break together. By the end of the shift we exchanged Blizzard info. I flirted with her that night while we played Diablo 3. I also broke up immediately with my then current girlfriend because I knew I'd make this new girl mine. Eventually she and her boyfriend powerlevelled me and I guess sometime over the next week I told her to dump her boyfriend to be with me. She said she'd talk to him. That night at work she said she spoke with him and she was staying with him. I told her not to talk to me again. Over different shifts she did. I acted like she didn't exist. Eventually she contacted me on Blizzard and apologised. Two days later she broke up with him. He threatened to kill himself. She spent our second and third dates on my lap crying for feeling like shit because he was still living with her and her parents. I told her she needed to stop this shit because I didn't get with her to watch her cry. I don't remember her crying again. He moved out shortly after and actually started dating the sister of a girl I had a crush on in primary school.
>What are some things you guys do together?
All of the things.
>What does she look like?
Tall. Blue eyes. Long straight black hair to her waist. Skinny. Small tits. Always dressed in black but not a faggot goth. She eventually started wearing dresses and black stockings.
>What's her personality like?
Hated everyone and everything except me.
>Do you just kiss her whenever?
Yes. She didn't know how to kiss at first. We were lying on the couch and we started making out.

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>>37837669
She had her mouth open so I assumed she wanted me to put my tongue in her mouth. She didn't and got mad. I told her she was an idiot for opening her mouth if she didn't. She apologised and said she didn't know.
>How do you engage in sex?
benis in bagina. Took a long time though. I think she felt guilty. Within a couple of dates she was in my bed and making out with me while I rubbed her pussy through her stockings and panties. She got so wet she had soaked it and my fingers were wet like I'd put them under a faucet. A couple of weeks in we showered together at night with the lights off just feeling each other. It was pretty good. She took my back to my room and sucked me off and swallowed. Then it was basically anytime I wanted her to suck/fuck me
>What are your favorite things about being in a relationship with her?
She was my ice queen. Being with her. Hating people with her. How sexy she was.
>And if you broke up, what caused it?
I couldn't stop looking at other girls. I made her feel insecure. I threatened to hit her. I talked about a lot of the girls I'd been with. I drank. I took drugs. She didn't drink. She didn't take drugs. She thought I was an asshole when she got with me but I wouldn't be an asshole to her. I was. I regret it and not being with her years later, even though I'm with someone else and very happy. I wouldn't go back to her but if I could go back and fix what I did wrong I would.

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>>37841607
Ayyy do you want to have rough sex with me and another mentally fucked up girl and cuddle afterwards while watching old Archer?

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Why are so many of these stories something like "met girl, didn't like her, she was ugly, dated for 5 years"

God you people really are normies, doing shit you hate just because you feel like you're supposed to

>>37843044
>doing shit you hate just because you feel like you're supposed to
You've got it wrong, anon. You're not doing shit you hate because you feel you're supposed to. You're doing shit you love to do with someone you dislike because it's easy.

>>37841614
Yup, gotta be careful, before you know it you end up more like a caretaker to a bratty child than in a mutually supportive relationship.

I'm in one now but she's too entrenched into my life at this point that I couldn't get rid of her (plus I don't believe I'd ever get anyone again)

>>37843273
>a caretaker to a bratty child than in a mutually supportive relationship
You're comparing what a relationship with a woman is to what I assume a relationship with a man is. Women don't exist to support anymore. They're just overgrown children who sometimes cook and clean and whom you can fuck

>>37843309
>Implying they cook or clean anymore
But honestly if I was bi I'd choose a relationship with a man any day, cause I've realised that my type now is basically a guy but I'm not attracted to men, so my brain has shot myself in the foot with an impossible standard.

>>37843364
I'm not into guys either but I've had a girlfriend tell me what I'm looking for is someone who acts like a man but looks like a woman. Like even they admit that they are to be taken care of.

>>37838225
Yeah I realized that too late. Now she's doing drugs and is a total Stacy.