>It's an anon dreams he was happily married episode

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>it's another "anon dreams that he died" episode

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>>37837330
>it's another "anon dreams about her with him" episode

>it's an anon is happily married but still likes to sleep alone on the couch episode

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>dreamed that the people I talk to on the internet wanted to be my friends in real life
It felt particularly bad because of how pathetic it was, since I know that the people I talk to on the internet don't even consider me a friend.

>>37837330
>people ignore me for hours as they continue on happily doing whatevr

JUST LIKE THE WAKING WORLD, THANKS LAD

>its anon dreams about his only contact with girls in middle school where he aplogizes to them for not talking with them and she ends up smiling at him episode

i coud have had everything

>dream that I'm moving back home after college
>become lucid because I've already done that and know how much it blows
>try to turn the car around
>the steering wheel won't budge
>try to slam on the breaks
>the pedal is gone
>try the parking break, try shifting into park, try anything just to stop
>nothing's working
>unbuckle and try to jump out
>doors are locked
>sit in the driver's seat and weep the entire way home knowing that even in my dreams I can never start again
>wake myself up crying

I want to die.

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>>37837330
I usually have strangely cinematic dreams (as a wannabe filmmaker I wouldn't want it any other way) but the ones where I'm about to stick my cock in a woman or the ones where I'm an object of sexual desire always end far too soon.

Pic related is my latest dream, which I blame on being excited for Edgar Wright's new flick Baby Driver.

>oneitis confesses love for me
>we hook up
>start kissing and I wake up
>mfw suicidal ideation

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>>37837330
>dream I met a girl
>this person was like my rock
>we kiss, am ecstatic to finally lose the K in KV
>having her in my life invigorates me to improve myself
>I spend more time with family, study more diligently, pray more earnestly in church
>We're getting married
>Alarm clock goes off, I tell my fiance to hold on a moment
>wake up, shut off alarm, lie back down to "return" to my fiance
>common sense part of my brain alerts me that it was just a dream and it's time for me to go to my shitty Dunkin Donuts job
What a cruel joke my subconscious played on me that day.

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>hear oneitis softly murmuring my name and tugging at my arm while sleeping
>let her do it for a while
>she calls my name loudly and jolts me awake, giggling as I pull her in to kiss her
>cuddle her and kiss her while she tells me she loves me
>talk about what we'll name our children while cuddling
>wake up for real and almost expect to see her next to me smiling for a split second
>spend half an hour lying in bed in despair

>>37837330
>become a wizard
>never dream anymore

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>>37837330
>it's another "anon dreams he's back in middle school before his oneitis died and wakes up as he's about to kiss her" episode

>>37837330
>have sex with a qt hooker
>she asks to cuddle afterwards
>feelsamazingman
>wake up in IBS BRECON

>its an anon dreams the only place he can piss in is an empty soupcan or he'll die episode and has to walk around everywhere with an overflowing can full of piss and floating meat particles in it getting piss and soup dregs on his hands and clothes all the time episode