>need to buy fleshlight and other degenerate shit online
>mummy checks the mail all the time
>can't buy fleshlight without her knowing about it
How the fuck do you do it, lads? How does one achieve the Ghost Purchase?
You get the mail before her
>>37837267
They have stores for that you know.
Like, that you can go to.
>>37837267
Give delivery instructions to have it left on the side of your house or something
>>37837282
I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. There isn't a store like that for a very long while.
>>37837267
get a po box faggot
Do you not stay at home or something? If you have work or school just take a day off and make sure you track your package. They will tell you down to the exact day/time if it's amazon. It's not that hard OP you can do it.
You are such a casual. Obviously you are not desperate enough to look into this earlier and come up with various scenarios in your head.
>>37837267
You get a po box dipshit. Just go to the post office and set it up.