If you had the power to make people fart whenever you want, how

>>37835319
I'd use it to make them fart

>>37835362
and that's /thread

A global gassing

Every Jew would fart simultaneously on Hitlers birthday

i'd probably mostly use it sexually

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>>37835319
here comes the brap-fags

also wendy's thread?

>>37835319
I'd make every girl I thought was attractive fart near me so I could smell it. Especially my crush.

>>37835319
No shit I would. I'd use it to embarrass normies that act up. Assuming this is the noisiest gas possible, snickering while they run into the nearest bathroom (or outside).

Are these tiny toots or demonic explosions?

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Can we make them fart so hard that they shit themselves?

Yes I would use it to ruin some politicians careers. Make them have massive loud farts while giving speeches and such.

>nobody harnessing the power of farts to fuel our rockets to take us to beyond the ocean of stars

I'm ashamed of all of you.

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>>37835319
As a brapfag but I would only use it to ruin people's lives and not for sexual reasons because I worry my fetish is going to be found out after I abuse it. Maybe for intimate situations if I trust someone enough and actually get a qt gf, but either way is in this day and age is impossible

>>37835319
I'd use it to prevent them from farting at all, as a way to cause them discomfort

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>>37835319
brapfag here
i imagine you can guess how I would use it

>>37835319
I think farting is gross, so I would never use it, or I'd suppress everyone's farts.

It's weird. I'd much rather watch a woman poop than fart.

>>37835419
Me too with some tameness, and to publicly embarrass those whose viewpoints I strongly disagree with

>>37835319
Embarrass people on dates. Makes them feel more emotionally vulnerable which works to my advantage.

Note: I don't have to be the one on the date.

I'd make entire schools full of little girls continually fart until they cry. The sound of them all farting while crying would be heaven.

I wait for the next olympic games. Literally ruin the entire games by ruining every important moment with farts.

>>37837729
Watching a woman poop is amazing. Licking her ass right afterwards is heavenly.

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>>37838227
anon i am very originally concerned for you

is this a fetish

>>37838313
It's less about sexual arousal than it is about conditioning women to involuntarily fart and even shit themselves whenever they start crying. Imagine being a cop who pulls over a chick for speeding, and when she the tears start flowing, her panties start filling. Wouldn't that be incredible?

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>>37838227
What in tarnation

Original weirdo