If you killed yourself right now, this very second, what

>>37834285
A shitload of blood?

Crypto coin.

Whoever gets it will either be a millionaire or die poor

An apartment, a few of my unimportant belongings, $30k, and my love for Saber

A portable hard drive full of horrifying pornography.

A messy pair of slacks.

>>37834285
> 300 feet pics
> a 500 dollar board game
> a straovarious violin I bought from a 80 year old widow for 50$

>>37834353
A laptop full of memes and games and porn
And a phone full of nudes of girls I've talked to online but never met

Couple hundred bucks. A lot of worthless mementos. A few smoke buddies that would smoke a blunt for me.

>>37834285
A corpse.

Have fun cleaning that one up, wagecucks.

A butt plug in my ass, 2 others in my room along with a fleshlight, a chastity cage on my lifeless dick, and maybe like $2,000 worth of shit

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>>37834285
My figure collection and dakimara of Ritsu Tainaka.

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>>37834285
I only have $144 in my bank account. And I don't own many things. There's an old computer, an old cellphone (it's not smart, like its owner), a fridge, a stove, a mattress (I don't have money for the bed) and a few clothes in my rented apartment. It's all secondhanded. I don't think people could make much (if any) money out of it. Maybe just enough to pay someone to remove my rotten corpse from the floor.

$120,000
Like 40 amiibos
A bunch of Kmart clothes
Harddrives full of embarassing notes and photos

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A lot of anime girl pictures.

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>>37834285
16k+ worth of belongings, I've itemized the most valuable stuff

I've actually started to plan my suicide and am writing a will and getting everything sorted out so my relatives have less work to do. I haven't felt this happy in years.

>>37834285
This suffering

Bodily excrements, unpleasantness and my dead corpse.

A decent motorcycle, a 4 year old gaming pc, 10 year old tv, and a cat that would hopefully not eat my corpse.

Oh and a new stainless steel microwave, at least someone would use that.

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>>37834312
You're that one autist cucked by Saber....

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>>37835037
It's a tragic fate, but it's my fate nonetheless

My dreams... and all the love I wanted to give

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I would have to leave my dog and my guitar.
These are the few reasons I haven't offed my self yet.

>>37834285
twenty thousand dollars
that flash drive full of my nudes might turn up too. hopefully whoever finds it follows the instructions and destroys it
an above average PC
4 gig folder full of memes
a pretty nice wardrobe with several button down shirts, an overcoat, a black suit, a red tie, and a raincoat.

>>37834285
My gf and she'd probably kill herself as well.

>>37834285
a laptop full of art tutorials, stand up comedy, and furry porn

a devastated little brother

thats about it

A bunch of shitty guitar recordings and an unfinished short story

>>37835118
Let me guess, you won't even masturbate to her because disrespectful Right?

>an absolutely devastated family as well as extended relatives
>some electronics
>$50 CAD or so
>some highschool friends might get surprised and a little sad

An unfinished bowl of cereal.

A bunch of computer stuff, a couple of guns, an apartment full of assorted stuff, and a family that will get over it pretty quickly since they haven't seen me in months or years in several cases and rarely call.

>>37834628
damn son, gj saving that much money up

my computer, some clothes, nothing else

if i were 100% sure the bank wouldn't come after my parents for my Parent PLUS loans after I died I would end it all right now

My gf who is in bed with me. Along with the responsibility of rent, all our stuff, etc.

>>37837080
gf!? GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37837101
You get the fuck off my board. I've been on this shothole everyday for 8 years.

>>37834628
What job ya got/how long have you had your life together?

>>37837113
touche!~ good sir~! *tips fedora*
you mean shithole?

>>37834285
Nothing

I'm a failure

>>37837145
Cursing isn't allowed on this board, Anon.

>>37837310
is this true? I thought anything goes on 4chan...