Anyone ever think about how crazy it is that people could have wild borderline animal sex one night and then act all nonchalant and professional the next day?
Your teachers/professors, your coworkers, your boss, youmom & dad
They could be doing all kinds of unspeakable shit and act like nothing. Kinda blows my mind to think about.
>inb4 virgin
I never had a gf but i fucked hookers so idk
its just weird
it is pretty interesting isn't it? it's even weirder to think about women you know having a sexual personality.
i always look at the women i work with, or the women i know and wonder what they're like during sex. what they say, what they do, what they sound like
To think there's another whole dimesion unexplored
tfw no gf is coming in strong tonight lads
Hookerfags are worse than virgins in the aspects of societal failure and shame, of biological fitness. You gave up a chance to become wizard to gain nothing.
But yeah it's weird. Normalfags hook up with strangers or watch their wife cuck them every other weekend, chug gallons of Chad semen before settling down, and two mornings later hang around the watercooler complaining about mondays, cold coffee, traffic, and week-long depression
I dated a girl from my workplace for a while.
The weirdest part was when we were in group meetings, and I'd remember she wasn't wearing underwear, or that she'd woken me up with a blowjob.
If we we're alone I'd grab her ass or rub my erection on her.
It doesn't feel weird, just kinda hot.
>in before REEEEE!
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>>37834247
This is the stuff that makes me think normies are psychopaths.
Trust me dude--I am a very conservative-appearing, soft-spoken, Southern gentleman type.
> have danced in a gay bar as a NAKED stripper in a room full of cheering fags
> have licked assholes or strangers
> have been spanked by dominants enough to leave red welts on my ass
...then go to work the very same day and do boring data analysis all day.
YOUHAVENOIDEA
>everyone masturbates
>>37834278
Trust me I kinda wish I never fucked any hookers because it just opens up feelings you never knew you wanted like that human touch
>>37834998
This is why I'd never get a hooker. I feel as though sex with them would be just glorified masturbation.
This entire thread is making me terrified of what it's going to be like when I inevitably become a wizard.