sup robots who else tried to shoot up their school?
>be me
>15 yrs old
>generic socially awkward beta
>cliche crush on hottest girl
>after a few embarrasing conversations with her i realize that i could never get with her
>begin to fantasize of killing her instead of fucking her
>also fantasize about killing her chad and the chad friends of chad
>go home one day and open dads gun safe
>get a glock out
>take some ammo too bc ynot
>go to school next day
>lunch comes around and im sitting in the corner watching the chads and stacies pile in
>pull glock from underneath sweatshirt
>ericanddylanblessmybullets.png
>carry gun like the mysterious stranger from fallout
>no one sees me pull gun
>pull trigger from my seat ready to get up and finish them
>*click*
>wut.jpg
>*click*
>the gun jammed
>THE GUN JAMMED
>put gun away in backpack idk how to fix jammed guns
>walk away and study
>maybe another day
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>>37832979
school shooters are pussies
dont idealize women, that dream girl of yours probably has a secret escort job where for $150 you could of fucked her,
along with 10 other guys that day
>>37833070
Normalfag detected , gtfo
>>37832979
How did you manage to not get into any trouble wtf
15 is too old to not how to work a gun.
>>37833118
>Be the most beta of robots
>Be invisible to all normies
It's his super power
>>37833110
pussy detected
how does it feel to be such a pussy that the only way you can think of to stand up for yourself is to hide behind a gun
>>37833118
>Believing this actually happened
Um lol
>>37833190
Guns are banned in my country...? Not even op you autist
>>37832979
>the gun jammed
>>37832979
I didn't actively try, but this was a fun story
>a few years ago
>period in my life where I was into both Homestuck and Tumblr
>SJW-tier feed is concentrating the injustices of the world into my feed every day
>been dating a real qt shorthair chick
>great times
>she drops me out of the blue one day
>says she was guilty for me being a rebound
>accept it
>nearing the end of the day
>SJW shit is nagging at me
>breakup hit me pretty hard
>I've stopped caring about the value of human life
>think it's my right to take the life of evil people
>SOMEHOW I end up spilling all this to my chemistry class
>next week
>"Anon, could you come to the principal's office for a second?"
>they begin interrogating
>parents and grandparents are brought in
>I eventually have to get a note from my psychiatrist and get taken off Vyvanse
>continue to be into Tumblrshit for like a year after that
>realize how toxic it is
I understand why SJWs are so damn angry all the time now.
>>37832979
STFU Glocks don't jam you tard.
>>37835330
>t. glockfag
fuck you and your space age polymer wonder
>>37835369
>space age polymer wonder
The US has been using polymer since Nam you tard, not that I prefer it over metal and wood but for a Glock to jam like in the OP would be retarded unless it was a Berretta.
>>37835422
maybe OP was too stupid to chamber a round first. that's believable.
>>37835529
This, or the story never happened which is more likely.
I would have but my school is small as fuck with 200 students only, had no access to guns, and I didn't have no Klebold or Harris to help.
>thought I'd nail boards with dozens of nails each that are long for the exits and road(there's only 1 road that goes to the school
>have a friend that would help if I get overpowered and have a lot more kills and injure fags giving them PTSD for their lives
>wait in the washroom, stab every fucker that enters before shooting everbody at lunch
>make pipe bombs and store bags of gasoline for burning down the school and cause a forest fire
>plant bombs at hospital, store, the elementary school, and at the area that has millions of fuel in each tank that's 40-60 feet long
Now if everything went perfect I'd get aleast 200 kills, 200 injuries, property damage that'd change the town forever, and fame for atleast a decade.
>>37832979
why even crush on that "hottest girl" they always fucking suck, have zero personality other than shittiness. whats the damn point, jack off to porn and have happiness through friends fucking faggot
>>37832979
>implying glocks jam
>holding gun at waist level like mysterious stranger
Fake and gay
>iit: a bunch of fucking losers who fantasize about stupid ass video game level ways to kill people like a bunch of 12 year olds
>>37836300
>have happiness through friends
tall order
Hello FBeye
bloxxbloxx
haxxhaxx
If you even think of killing others please don't. Don't push your problems on to other people.
>>37832979
>hate being robot
>kill innocents because ynot
>victims who survive and witnesses become depressed
>some become robots
>can justify this
And yet you can't justify "chads" and "stacies" being mean to you if in their world they had a bad day.
Gg you utter faggot.
>constantly moving because dad fucks everything up every time we settle
>get to rural place
>immediately targeted for bullying cuz new guy
>fight back, fist fights almost daily, suspensions, am a 'problem student' the teachers hate even though i'm not instigating any of this
>have 30--06 rifle
>am good shot up to 500yds
>be in open carry state, rifle is in carrying case as i stroll down the street
>people on the block getting ready for work, out warming up their cars, they notice i'm carrying and give no shits
>set up view over the parking lot, by the back entrance most people go to
>hill is brushy, nobody can see me
>just me and the rifle now
>girl literally named stacey who treated me like a person and flirts constantly enters my scope's cross hairs, follow her from her car until she's in the door and going to class
>oh god what the fuck am i doing
>empty all ammo into the grass, pack up my rifle and run home through the back trails
>ask dad if he wants to go target shooting
>have a good day popping cans and jugs of water and random shit in the woods playing hookie from a school i was about to snipe
So much cringe. Jesus christ.
>>37832979
>he left the safety on
>>37832979
just kill yourself ok. dont go and give the guvment another talking point on why guns are evil ok. its shittards like you that this topic keeps coming up. Kill your family for spawning you and then do yourself. seriously killing stacy for not wanting to suck your worthless microcock haha so pathetic
>>37837716
the click would not have happened then. thats the sound of the firing pin striking but no bullet in the chamber to actually fire, but the story was most likely total lie anyway
>>37833190
Goddamned summer fags. How long have you been browsing here? What, a few months? Even when I first got here all those years ago, I knew to fucking lurk.
If that was too long, lurk moar faggolie.
>>37837157
No, fuck you, you fucking fag.
>>37832979
God saved you son
>>37837157
I don't care, it's fun to hurt people. It's fun to do bad things.
>>37837716
>thinks glock has a safety
Wew
>gun jamming before even shooting
Yeah, you didn't even have a bullet in the chamber to begin with, you lying piece of shit