>touched cashiers hand when she handed me my change Heh.

>>37831066
Sorry to see you go but it has to be

>>37831066
I chuckled inaudibly

I bet you even smiled once, you charmer, you.

>>37831066
Barmaid smiled at me earlier. Life is great since I woke up as Chad today

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>>37831066
>I actually spoke an entire sentence today

Life sure is easy since I became Chad and got a social life

>>37831066
She was probably creeped out and went to wash her hands one sec after you left

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>the Chad was in you the whole time!

>>37831066
This is more sad than it is funny.

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>I managed to leave my house to get my mail today.
Bye losers! I will ree myself out, bye!

>>37831066
>get back to car/solitude
>literally have to shake off the feels
anyone else get this?

>>37831066
Sad to see that this is the best thread of the day.

>>37831666
I get this even when on the phone desu

>>37831666
Yes, when I come home from college.
I close the front door and I become filled with blissfull serenity and shake off the outside world.

>>37831666
>satan trips left unchecked

>Hot milf said hi to me

Bye loser it's my mom

>>37831989
They were checked mentally.

>>37831066
>not telling every female cashier to keep the change
Women are impressed when you give them money. You have much to learn, young Padawan.

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>>37832113
>"That'll be $4.95."
>*hands her $5*
>"Hey...keep the change babe."
>"...meet me out back in five minutes..."

cashier girl smiled in my direction..
feel good to be chad.

>>37831066
Hot chick asked me for directions today.
So long, losers, I'm too alpha for this shit.

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>qt at chick fil a told me to have a blessed day
Pretty sure I just lost my virginity. See you guys on the other side.

This new intern at my work gave me this huge smile this morning when i walked in. I saw her again later in the day and she smiled at me again. She's kinda qt bros wat do?

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>>37832710
>>37832079
>>37831218
>>37831066
>>37831066

This thread is true robotism. Finally

>>37833404
1.Pull down your pants
2.Swing dick in circles
3.???
4.Profiteroles

>>37833468
this is the /r9k/ I remember when I came here before the excessively gay shit

>>37833510
Reminder to always:
Hide gay threads
Ignore gay posts
Do not reply to gay posters

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>>37831066
>tfw when I always use a card so i dont get to touch her hand

>>37831066
>ignore the cashier
>walk away with my purchase
>she is staring at me
>mfw a woman pays me attention after i ignore her
i was an alpha all along

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>Sat next to a qt3.14 on the bus

It was nice knowing you guys, but I have real pussy now.

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>The hooker I saw last week said I was the most sexist person she's ever slept with.

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>mom called me two times today

get BTFO you virgins.

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>made eye contact with a girl for half a second today

Heh guess I'll see myself out

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>>37831066
>she smiles at you with teeth and looks directly into your eyes while sluttily placing your change into your claw.

Is this what it feel like to be laid? It was all warm and fuzzy inside.

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>>37831066
>Riding the bus to work in the morning.
>Only six passengers, including me.
>Qt nurse rides in.
>My face when she sits next to me, despite having so many seats available.
>Touching her thigh with mine.
>Feeling her mild strawberry scent.
>Looking at the window, pretending indifference while she's on her phone.

I wanted that ride to never end. Best 20 minutes i've had in a long time.