Tomorrow you and 100 other 4chan members will be wake up on a

>wake up on island
>ask strangers for help and try to figure out wtf happened
>"what's going on, /b?"
>"not reading the thread title, constanza dot jaypeg!"
>he even makes the fucking face
>turn around and ask someone else
>"Where are we right now, /pol?!"
>"FUCKING SPICS GET OFF MY ISLAND REEEEEEEE"
>get chased around the beach before the poltard stops to scream at some tranny from /lgbt
>mfw these people are insane
>look over and see some guy sitting by his lonesome at the shoreline
>grab him by the shoulders and ask him if he knows anything about wtf is going on
>"y-you too..."
>fucking kill me
>look around for someone else
>as I walk away I hear, faintly, the voice of that /r9k guy
>"...women are too childish to understand what real men are. They are beasts obsessed only with material gain unlike myse..."

>>37830110
you female? if so how are you going to defend urself from the rapist robots?

>>37829933
>round up all gays and traps
>force them to build raft and leave island
>island instantly less shitty

I'VE GOT THE COOOOOOOOOONCH

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>>37829933
>Kommando and /out/
>have experience trapping small animals
>know decent bushcraft
>build myself a house and acquire food
>femanons flock to me because I have both food and shelter
>other anons get jealous and try to kill me or join me
>war between 2 factions with me as leader of mine
>kill as many as I can and die, or win gloriously
>reign as retard king until help arrives

>>37829933
I would fuck A girl in the ass asap

>>37829933
Use underage b& as cannon fodder and general slaves, since most of the girls are coming from soc due to pure probability we impregnate/imprison them because they will have the mental capacity of a dog. There might be a few fembots which could help, but vetting will be needed. Most will just distract us and try to take shit.

organize robots and other betas and kill /soc/, /b/ and /fit/ under the cover of night. Its us or them

>>37830468
You'd fuck a girl(male) or a girl(female)?

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>>37829933
>recruit fellow anons to my rape guild
>go around raping any female and passable male we can find
>enslave all the manlets, so they can build us some bungalows, collect food, etc.
>let the slaves have a couple of females for themselves, because I'm a good guy

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>>37830468
I'd fuck this guy in the ass ASAP

>>37830278
Ahh this made me kek

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/k/ommando here
>Its been 3 days and i already have a small fire built.
>My AR-15 raifu is covered with my fresh semen and cheeto dust, she still fires flawlessly.
>I shot some /biz/ idiot, he had a pocket full of bitcoin he tried to trade for rabbit

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>befriend island animals
>cannibalise other anons
>rape any intruders
That's about it I guess

>be fembot

>nerds think they can rape me

You small dick manlets would piss yourself if I talked to you IRL

>>37830925
You have a penis, so I doubt it.

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>>37830925
Good, we can be on each other's team. I won't even try to fuck you, I got a wife at home and I want to see her again.

how do i become the black smoke?

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>climb trees with my small, weak body
>harvest yummy fruity wooties
>avoid all you bad people

>>37830948
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Herd everyone together and, using ancient rituals, extract all their weaponized autism to build a SPEDnuke. Then, ride it Dr. Strangelove style all the way to the US and hop off.

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>>37829933
Protect a harem like in Cage of Eden

>>37831023
I'd shake the tree you hide in, coward.

/v/irgins and /a/ would suicide themselves with no video games or anime.

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>Find qte /x/ Girl.
>"Have you heard the voice too? Haven't you? IT CALLED FOR US"
>Invent some bullshit on how This island is probably under some demon's presence
>Found Mini cult with me and her
>Run with her and cover 4chan comunity from demons.
>Live an happy life as a demon hunter with my qte /x/ qtie.

>/fit/ and /sp/ basically fuck all the females while the other boards stay silent
>beta uprising
>no survivors

>>37831288
>/fit/ fucking females

What did s/he mean by this?

>Digs hole
>crawls inside, seals entrance
>continues life as usual

>>37831288
>>37831417
>>37831543

be /k/ /fit/ /diy/ /x/ lurker

I ASSUME MY RIGHTFUL PLACE WAS GOD KING OF THIS ISLAND

1 male 50 females

>>37831261
Can I join your cult?
If not.
>Round up people from /x/
>Create false prophet
>Form cult
>People believe in it
>It becomes real
>Cult strengthens
>Worship and praise our saviour
Life is good

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>>37831606
Sure you can.
But no wifesharing, sorry. You'll have to convert and get your wife from some other boards.

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>/his/fags go full LARP
>instinct leads them to erect Massachusetts Bay Colony-inspired village with a blockhouse and palisade walls
>set up neo-colonial Lord of the Flies-esq. frontier society
>found village militia, regulate patrols, send out hunting parties
>/k/ommandos never muster proper threat due to indiscipline and disinclination to cooperate; beaten back by village militia's superior numbers, corpses looted and gear doled out to village militia until every militiamen's saddled with an AR15
>Reconquista launched
>outposts are built all over island - colony-appointed neo-John Winthrop recruits /diy/ers and /g/ers to oversee construction and maintenance, /ck/ers are taken in to cook for village militia, friendly /k/ommandos enlisted to train militia

Man, I wish.

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Oh god this again?
RAPE CLAN WHERE YOU AT?

>>37832662
There are only 50 men and 50 women tho

>>37829933
Step one
>shout out, "who here /fembot/?"
Step two
>immediately execute all of them
Step 3
>live happily on the island for the rest of my life. Idc if help comes in 1 month, I'm not leaving.
There's literally nothing in the world that I want more than be stranded on a tropical island, that has some basic resources. If I ever win the lottery thats what I'm doing with my winnings.

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LORD TEEHEE DEMANDS MORE NONVIRGIN SACRIFICES!

>Become a great leader by saving tons of lives
>make my own country
>kill every robot without
>country will be called memetopia

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>>37830776
>I shot some /biz/ idiot, he had a pocket full of bitcoin he tried to trade for rabbit
holy fucking shit kek

>>37830434
> Femanons
> 4chan

Hope you're ready for a deadly dose of boipussy my man

>>37829933
>start group based on just farming and survival
>somewhere near the coast or at least a water body
>build huts, set up perimeter, craft rudimentary weapons, etc
>b& sex because fuck raising babies
>also because crying about wimmen and lack of sex isnt welcome when trying to survive
>guards and adventurers (those finding ways off island) have fixed salary (food)
>most members are farmers. Better farming = more food
>enforce good farming techniques
>try to establish peaceful trade relations with outsider anons
>leave the warmongering spergs alone, unless they try to attack, then hit them with everything

>>37829933
>the 100 anons are 50% male and 50% female
so why dont we all just designate a partner for each other

>>37830434
/.cozy up to this anon
>learn all his tricks
>leave to find a cozy spot on the island for myself

>>37829933

>Realise this will be just like school. Mob mentality and shit.
>Set up traps and attempt to gain the trust of a few people.
>Kill everyone and turn the remaining survivors against each other.
>Fake my death at one point so they never suspect me.
>Claim island for myself.
>Spend 10 years preparing for the "help" coming to capture me.
>kill them all too.

>>37835061
Because
>"i have a 150IQ and a 10 inch dong, i swear, i deserve better than this roastie! You cant do this to me! REEEEE"
>inb4 war for that qt girl but it gonna happen
>/lgbt/: "ackshually im gay"
>no protection for sex = so many babies to kill
>preggo women not as productive

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>>37834076
implying he has any bitcoins left from being memecoins and nigger coin

team up with /k/, /diy/, and /out/
though the only survival skills I have is knowledge on growing food