Post your last text with a female lads. If you don't have

Basically circle jerking that we both have great taste in lewd things.

Well then apologise and leave normie

>>37827452
Cringe desu phamb

>>37828775
I know but it's how girls want you to text them. Not your autistic beta nice guy mumblings

>>37828839
Not girls, but basic bitch sluts.

>tfw have intelligent gf who would never say cheesy cliche bullshit like that

>>37827452
Female(female) only please

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Hmm what do guys? She invited me over to drink at her place tonight

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>its a "anon makes a thinly disguised subtle brag thread to feel better about himself and attempt to trigger others for attention" episode
summer reruns already?

>>37828895
>This is what virgins think
Even that qtpie in your CS class that never talks and seems super pure touches herself at night thinking about a guy talking to her like this.

>>37830558
Anon pls. It's extremely cringe. No decent human wants to be talked to that way. Good job attracting THOTs. Most robot virgins want a nice loyal gf, not trash

>>37830688
>Women
>Loyal
Anon i have been crushed too many times. Thots at least have the decency to let you know they are thots from the get go.

Ok I know you haven't been in a relationship but try to understand me here.

Also this IS how to talk to a girl you're about to pump with 0 strings attached and then get the fuck out of her house, only after you've been fucking for a while though.

>>37830821
What you're describing is disgusting degenerate dehumanizing behavior. I would rather die a virgin. Not everyone views sex as some kind of social accomplishment. It's a very normie thing to do since they're always judging and competing with one another over bullshit. Enjoy your meaningless shit-tier interactions.

>>37830946
Enjoy your lack of any.

We will all die unhappy and alone.
If I can add even an hour of pleasure onto this life I will, your self-created honor means nothing as it's simply your way of rationalizing the shit life has given you.

You are in no way shape or form in a morally superior position to me

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>implying I know any grills irl

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Tfw here's mine. Only part of conversation. Forced her to admit roasties aren't just a meme

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>>37831141
And a bit more. There's more if people want it

>>37831124
Is that hellotalk?

>>37831173
Yup yup, you know it.

>>37831189
It's just my grandma saying she sent me some money. Bless you grandma, I can eat now.

>>37830308
LMAO you're a cringey microdick virgin for being proud of this shitty text from an ugly bitch

>>37831210
Lolwut lad ?

>>37831189
You ever use interpals?

>>37831220
Lmao this thread is really bringing out all the autists who claim they've moved beyond women and then still get utterly furious seeing other going out with them

>>37831239
Yeah why ? I've haven't had nearly as much success with it as apps like Hellotalk or Tandem.

>>37831275
Just wondering if you ever lurk the CP general on int

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>>37830308
Show pic of grill pls

>>37831326
Yeah they're pathetic, treating that shit like an international tinder.

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inflating my roastie friend's ego

orig

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Perfect timing for this thread OP

>>37831270
no one said anyone moved on from women. if you feel the need to brag about a text message just because it was from a female, you are a pathetic underage virgin faggot. this is literally what a teenager does, you pathetic little sperg.

>>37831388
It essentially is fampai, I tried to learn language on it and all I got was horny girls and Thais wanting green cards

>>37831431
Lol inb4 she has a new bf in two weeks

>>37831478
She leaves on a trip for a month, it's a shame Jamal will violate her

>>37831431
Pretty much what happened to me a few months ago, but instead of explaining it like this she gave me the "it's not you it's me", which left me to put the pieces together

>>37828839
>>37830558

these. I'm fucking a tiny innocent looking chinese girl about to graduate medschool and half of her texts are just the most debauched shit you can think of.

>>37831475
Lol. Interestingly enough, I actually made a penpal on there who I still keep in contact with. Pretty fucking rare on a site where dudes are just fishing for nudes.

>>37831431
>>37831519
iktf
grill told me she isn't over her ex, after inviting her to the movies and her saying yes
i'm trying to ignore her, but she keeps bugging me for weed lol

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>Texting girls
>Ever

Where do you people come from? I'm not even KHV and I still don't see where you're finding these girls and their numbers. Mobile is peak normie anyway.

>>37831519
I am 99% sure she will try to talk to me again in like a month, she is pretty unstable tbqh.

>>37831563
I did get one friend I met up with a couple of months ago

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>>37831608
>>37831519
>>37831478
I'm pretty sure pic related is the only reason she talked to me anyways

>>37831431
What do you say for two weeks?
I have a girl on discord, but I don't know what am I supposed to say to entertain her a little

>>37831431
You fucked it up ryan

>>37831737
Basically just flirting, lovey dovey shit. We went to the beach a few times as well

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>>37831819
Bryan, close enough anon

>>37831827
Yeah... but my girl on discord is something like 6000 miles from me. Can't meet her in person and with 9h timezone difference I should wait until evening/night to write her.

Also, I never flirted with a girl. I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
So... y'know, let's say I'd say something right now. What can I say besides "Hi, how are you doing?" ?

>>37831169
>dating a non-virgin
ripperino

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She seemed interested a couple weeks ago. What happened?

>>37831922
I'm no expert anon, I can send some example texts if you want

>>37831961
It can be helpful, thanks

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>>37831993
Well, whenever you are done talking to her, send a heart emoji if she is normie enough. Also start by talking about sex casually like pic related, then things move on from there

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>>37831993
Orginaliano

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>>37827452
Here you go jizz bags
Going out with the girl who's conversation /pic is cut off at the top tomorrow.
The "wow" from her was because this was part of multiple images of my chats. All of which, except the bottom one were started by the girl (All female)

>>37831463
>Guys asks for question about texting a girl in a thread about texting with girls
>You attack him and claim he's trying to brag to a bunch of anonymous Mongolian mouth breather
Ok

>>37831141
You seem like a retarded autist virgin

>>37831270
honesty I would emit I would be jealous if this girl is cute and a virgin but if she is your typical used up whore then I really don't care.

>>37831051
My life isn't shit, luckily. And rather than rationalizing, I simply have no desire to be intimate with what I regard to be a low-quality person. And rather than meaning nothing, it reflects the way I choose to live my life.

>>37831169
You sound like a cunt. This is why girls don't like you

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Trains and hirugashi

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I used to be tfw no gf, now i'm tfw so many grills talking to me like this.

It's stressful.

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H-help guys. I don't want to get caught in drama.

>>37833905
What are you doing differently now?

>>37833524
>hirugashi
kys my man

>>37833955

Put a little more effort into my online dating shit

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Haha I can't fucking believe my oneitis that rejected me three years ago and who I dislike with passion is the only woman I've spoken to in almost 4 months

>>37834190
Explain more. Remember who you're talking to. Hold my hand.

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>>37834479

Just took better pics for the most part. I originally thought a stupid mirror selfie would suffice because i was wearing a tux for a wedding. Well that got me about half the matches i get now, maybe a bit less. Now i have clearer shots of my face, one with my brother, and a few of me outside looking adventurous, like me standing on a sheer ledge on top of a mountain, looking oblivious to the danger.

I also have a cute dog and am posing with him in the default, so i'm sure that grabs attention.

Other than that, i just stick to my same cheesy pun and this go-around they just eat it up. Last year when i had shitty pics some girls would even say "that was stupid as fuck". But now they say it's cute as fuck and send kissy faces.

The pics are your power.

>>37834180
Shes sending it to me Anon. Why you mad at me for?

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My Oneesan and only friend