>"Hey anon! From today onwards, I'll be your government

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>cum to bed Daddy

I break down into a fit of tears and "thank you's." All of my pairs have been answered.

>>37827155
That's pretty gay, but he did say financial provider, so that bear can cuddle me all he wants to. Plus that's a great belly and upper body, so powerlfiter mode he doesn't even have a neck.

>>37827155
Well I'm fucking gay anyways so I accept this outcome

>>37827155

I take a moment to praise president trump for making all my dreams come true, then take off my pants

>>37827155
Show me the secret to your gains and physique

>>37829758
>Show me the secret to your gains and physique
Eat a lot and exercise even more.

>the government is giving away daddy husbandos
>i get to be cuddled in big strong arms
>get to feel the scruff of his beard on the back of my neck as i sleep
im in heaven tbqh

>>37827155
"You're a big guy"
Orignneal

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>>37827155
I-Is he a nice man? I don't know about this, I'm not really that into men...

>>37830301
>I-Is he a nice man?
As long as you spread your legs and bite the pillow.

"Can I rub my dick against your belly?"

If yes, I'm a happy man. If no, well I'm still pretty happy. Dreams do come true.

>>37830333
WRONG. He looks like a very nice man, you wouldn't need to bite the pillow since he would be gentle.

>>37830333
Will he be gentle with me? I've never done anything like this before, I haven't even had sex with a girl yet. I-I feel really confused, and a little scared. I don't want to be gay...

>>37830389
>Will he be gentle with me?
Yes. He would be big spoon and brush your hair.

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>>37827155
Tell him sorry I'm not a faggot and that he should go post his bear shit on /lgbt/

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Government sponsored? How do I know you aren't carrying a microchip and using it to spy on my preferred words, thereby allowing Facebook to advertise more effectively and leaking more of my personal info to Big Pharma?

>>37830480
>I'm not a faggot
>Posts "le serious anime face"

lmao

He's THIS close to being really appealing, but he's JUST past that line of being a little too tubby in my opinion

Goron mode

>>37827155
>and financial provider
If I didn't have to feel bad about not working I'd be overjoyed, what's a dick in the ass every so often when the rest of your life is comfy?

>>37831457
This
Come here sugar daddy

>>37829730
"""""""president""""""" trump is going to be FUCKING impeached :)

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