>tfw sister borrowed my horse dildo >dog is in heat I

>>37827084
If I pulled your piercings off would you die?

>>37827084
Why is the dog being in heat relevant to this situation?

>>37827907
My dog is horny is all.

>>37828108
Are you implying that you're going to fuck your dog?

>>37828159
Depends if he mounts me or not. Can't do it until my parents leave the house though. Do I put a condom on him?

>>37828260
Male dogs do not go into heat, why are you so full of shit?

>>37828298
I watched him cum on my pillow, faggot. Fucking fight me, pussi.

>>37828260
don't put a condom on, there's no point. you should stream it tho, sounds hot

>>37827084
My god that is the ugliest duck I have ever seen

>>37828536
I think dog can't be gay family maybe you should jerk off and then engage in a physical fitness program. Not straight away though like tomorrow.

>>37828260
Male animals don't go into heat, retard. Some can enter a similar state called "rut", but it's not heat.
And don't put a condom on your dog. It will probably make him uncomfortable, will be less fun, and it's very unlikely that he/you will transmit any STIs if you're taking good care of him. There's absolutely no purpose, just go raw

>>37827842
It would be extremely painful

Orihinall

>>37827084
what, uh, what exactly is going on here?

>>37827084
bend over in front of him (naked and in your room of course)
he wil lick your puss puss he maybe will try to mount you.You have to help him,put his dog dong in your asshole or pussy
you can also do internet research before trying it .

Pics also you larping faggot

>>37827084
Why don't you just share the horse dildo with your sister? Both of you can take turns while the other plays with the pupper

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WHAT IN THE FUCK???

HOW DO YOU GET THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY YOU NASTY BASTARD?!?!?

OP if you fuck your dog might you become pregnant and give birth to puppies?

why did you do that to your dick and are you asian?

>>37827084
how do people even get their dogs to fuck them?
Like, dogs won't naturally just know your ass is fuckable to them, and likely they will have 0 motivation.

But obviously some people know how to make them do it anyways.

But how

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>>37830060
......for you

Original bloxx

>>37827084

I have no idea what I'm looking at here.

>>37828260
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>>37829886
ABSOLUTELY put a condom on the dog; human allergies to canine semen are real, and you'd be dead before you bullshit your way through it with the EMTs.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/woman-dies-allergic-sex-with-dog_n_893509.html
>There once was a woman from Limerick
>Who had an odd craving for dog dick
>She'd thought it so hot
>To try for the knot
>But it turned out to be her final trick

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>>37827084
>allowing family members to borrow your dildos
>allowing anyone to borrow your dildos
this is nastier than the dog fucking

>>37831894
I'm sorry we're not rich. Horse dildos don't grow on trees. Mine is made from an actual plaster mold of a horse named Emmett.

>>37831994
oh ok then as long as you know the name of the horse

>>37831994
>We're not rich
>But we have a custom dildo
What the actual fuck lad/lass

>>37827084
What the actual fuck? Prove that pic is you

>>37832356
put shoe on (penis) head to prove

>>37831994
Who the fuck names a horse Emmett? The questions just keep adding up.

>>37832356
>>37832394
It's not his dick retards, it's a picture thats been posted here a fuctkon of times.

>>37831865
I'm so glad she died.
A woman who fucks a dog is a filthy fucking whore and literally deserves to die.

>>37832434
>implying I wanted to see a shoe on a human dick

>>37832437
>that dog has had sex more times than he ever will