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>mfw I'm so starved and deprived of female affection that I got high and tried to eat out one of my parents birds last night
>mfw I'm not joking in the slightest, there is nothing funny about this
>I threw up afterwards, had to sit down because heart was racing uncontrollably
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE. THE FURTHER I SINK IN DEPRAVITY, THE. WORSE THE RIDE BECOMES, THE MORE I WANT TO GET OFF OF IT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you eat bird or just bite head off? I am confused by you say tried to eat.
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>>37827062
The fuck
You mean like licking the pussy of a bird? What kind of bird is it?
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>>37827087
A turkey
I just wanted to please someone. I've never pleased anyone
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>>37827062
In bee 4 r/4chan
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They don't even have a pussy, just one opening. So I got the smell and taste of a shit.
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>>37827062
You know that birds share a single opening for both waste and the genitalia right? Also, include me in the screen cap please
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