>tfw no thicc sub gf who likes anal more than vaginal

>>37825865
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPAPAPA*

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>>37825865
>tfw thicc sub gf who likes when I play with her butt as much as regular sex

she also likes when I hit her cervix, so she must like pain

>>37825926
i want to sniff her thicc butt

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>>37825949
it nice

>>37826005
damn her ass is amazing. you lucky fuck.

>thicc
Fuck off normie

>>37825865
I bet her vagina stinks

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>>37826045
bruh it is

took this vacation in savannah, GA and hit it from the back while I pulled her hair back and made her look out the window the whole time, calling her a whore and stuff.

shes next to me playing dragon age: inquisition and just burped and sounded like a fucking alien for a second, like the noise the portal gun makes just came out of her mouth lmao

I'm proposing to her on august 29th

lads

>>37826107
>tfw marrying thicc
living the life. jelly af senpai.

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>>37826207
4real

shes got mental issues as fuck though, but it only makes eveything funner because why not make the love of your life a toxic mess

this way I can have drama 24/7, with angry make up sex just like on TV and gangster rap music videos!

anyway, it can happen to you too if you do like I did and:
>listen to death grips really loud after closing at work
>attract tumblr thicc girl who cuts her hair short suddenly for no reason
>she comes and talks to you beacuse you have okay looking arms and ride a bicycle to work
>slowly start grabbing ass
>make sure she feels safe so you can be the first nurturing male in her life
>continue molding her to depend on you
>move her in instantly

and now we're inseperable.

this got kinda dark, hence the dim christmas light photo

>SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH RINGS

GOOGLE KNOWS

BOTNET CONFIRMED

Anal fags literally bottom tier. Shit dick make me want to throw up

>>37826304
pls keep posting so i can fantasize more about berrying my face in your soon to be wifes ass

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>>37826403
I feel a brotherly connection here

>>37826352
>not eating her delicious shit
homo

>>37826304
I want your wife to fart on my face

>>37826403
Berrying

>>37826304
EL OH FUKKEN EL LADS

Yeah. That's definitely the solution to a miserable life. Coerce a mentally ill fat woman to move into your house and become "inseperable". I don't disagree with what you're doing, and don't really care. Just dont act as if all happiness or contentness is dependent on having a constant access to sex.

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>>37826570
she likes how you're all saying 'wife'

>>37826741
dont be rude to me

>>37826885
Is wifey taking requests?

>>37826885
Oh god, I didnt know you were telling her about our responses, sorry about the fart thing wife to be

>>37826741
Seconded. I secured a real cute and slutty but also toxic, narcissistic gf a while back. She had no gag reflex, I could facefuck her all day. I thought for this specific reason she should surely be a keeper.

Bears remembering that sex takes up an hour or so a day, and the rest of the time is just a perpetual torrent of machiavellian bullshit: moodiness, attitude, hopeless fits of crying, random bursts of anger and then helpless victimized crying again. It's just not worth the constant mental agony.

>>37826885
So you're basicly happy you're marrying a damaged mentally ill whore that will cuck you up and make you pay child support in the future just cause she's tired if your tiny dick... grats man you made it.

T. Married guy.
Women need to respect you if you want it to work btw. You sou d like a numale. Enjoy giving money away while she fucks tyrone retard. Kys.

This fat glutonus sweaty asses look digusting. I dont know how can you find sexy sticking your face in musky shit dissolved assholes

>>37826919
nah, maybe 1day

she knows I post these though, so its 50/50

tapped btw

>>37826941
shes cool, I used to draw futa porn and took commissions so she knows all about weird fetishes

she also reads shitloads of smut about werewolves and tentacles and gay vampires and shit

>>37826984
who /hurt/ you

>>37826998
Honestly I think you are lucky as hell, if I had a girl like that I would want her sitting on my face 24/7

>>37826998
I'm telling you how the real world works my child. But of course you don't listen. You'll probably post here after she hurts you or you realize she's too fat and you're tired of the brap meme.
My wife has a brap too but she's not borderline morbidly obese.
Have some respect for each other and quit posting her images here for snobs like a cuck bitch.

>>37827036
this boi gets it

>>37827052
youre the only snob L M A O

>>37826998
Not that guy but seriously, be careful man. It might be fun to have a dependent submissive wife for a while, but when the pressures of work, family, health etc. start building up the appeal of having someone who needs you for emotional validation that you can use for sex will very quickly fall away.

Please don't jeopardize your or your gf's future happiness.

>>37827052
Woah anon, dont make fun of brap, it is picking up popularity due to memes, maybe one day it will be main stream

>>37827080
she works though, and wants to provide as much as me and be a manager at a grocery store and shit to bring in okay money

>>37827110
I'm not talking about financial dependence, man.

bruh, i went to the middleschool in that pic

>>37827131
yeah I know, but everyone in my life has mental illnesses anyway, and at least she's cool that I'm a textbook schizo

I already know at one point its going to get real bad, but I welcome it beacuse thats what makes good life stories, imo

>>37827177
Dude, I know the idea sounds fun and all but life will be full of enough drama without you trying to create it, rofl.

At the very least, talk to her about this. She might even be down for it, but if you do it without her permission you're just gonna fuck her up needlessly

>>37827325
we've already spoken on end about her bpd and have a bunch of 'safe words' like "I'm not trying to start a fight but" to get around her tone and shit.

I'm too high to explain it, but we communicate a lot and are pretty self aware

>>37827325
He could have his cake and eat it too by making her super dominant, also dominant is the best and rarest