>be me >wake up at 12:00 on the dot >walk around the

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>be me
>wake up at 12:00 on the dot
>walk around the house, family is gone
>call mom's phone, doesn't pick up
>instantly think they abandoned me
>think I'm going to have to fend for myself now
>there isn't much food left in the fridge, will last a few weeks at best
>go back to my room to think about what I should do

about 30 minutes later

>family comes home
>turns out they just went to mcdonalds
>didn't pick up because they were ordering
>didn't call back because they assumed if it was an emergency I'd call more than once
>they even brought me back a drink

when did you guys realize you were retarded