>Be me
>Working first day at skyzone
>Have to clean up dirty tables that the kids shit all over
>No gloves that fit my hands
>Next morning
>Have Pinkeye\
>Take out one of my contacts and wear an eyepatch for the next three days
mfw I got pinkeye my first day at work
>>37824039
you sound kinda cute anon can I see your cute eye. You're a pretty manly dude
>>37824039
you clean tables? what a shitty job