Now that I moved somewhere else and am even more alone, barely talking at work and with zero social life otherwise, my internal voice has gone full 4chan.
>randomly think "CHAD eats PIZZA" as I walk down street
>think "COSTA drinks COFFEE"
>"MCDONALDS eats BURGERS"
>etc
>see girl my age
>"Like, ewww, he's not Chad! Fuck off creep!"
>or other types of abuse
>see unhappy woman
>"I only got ten matches on Tinder this hour! Life on hard mode!"
>see black guy
>"How does whitey compete??!!"
>see Chad looking guy
>Backflips off of helicopters!