Anyone else here wish they were black? I've always wa

Jamal here, dont fall for the meme

>join a gang
>get caught with a stolen weapon and possesion of a illegal substance/narcotic
>do 5 years in prison
>come out
>knock up some thot
>cant leave the state since you are on paroll and cant leave the country
>pay child support or go back to prison
>work 3 jobs and still associate with gang members to feed your kid
>live in the worst part of town where people shoot at you, try to rob you or want to see you go down

>>37823397
That sounds like somemlit gang gang shit tho

>>37823397
The irony is that seems to have more life to it than most neets on this board

>>37823306
Black person here
Why would you want to be black? Everyone hates us, including ourselves. You could go practically anywhere in the world and not get sneered at just based on your skin color. People automatically see you as a human and not some inferior chimp.

>>37823479
nothing is fun about spending 5 years in prison constantly having to look over your shoulder
and because most inmates will already know what you are in for, they will most likely want to know what gang you are from, and depending on what you answer with, you will have some allies but always have some enemies
you pretty much spend everyday getting fit, reading and doing prison politics to keep yourself from getting fucked
you are gonna get in a few fights and some you are gonna lose, but all that matters is surviving until the end of your bid
>>37823468
just become a plug senpai, its lit

>>37823520
>Black person here
>inferior chimp.

nice try /pol/

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>>37823306
I was one of those kids that tried to hang out with gangsters(mexicans/blacks) when I was a teenager. It was not worth it at all.
The moment some one pulls a gun to your face or when a car is chasing you in a alley way is trying to shoot you then you'll realize it's total ignorant bullshit.
If you want to represent something join the military and kill third world terrorist.

>>37823604
>>37823604
I'm not calling myself that, i'm saying that's how a lot of people see us.

>>37823306
The only good part of being in the hood is the easy access to young pussy. Black girls are left unsupervised and pretty much encouraged to get older dick by their mothers.

>>37823694
>tfw failed the asvab twice
>thinking about just becoming a police officer and eventually a crooked cop who confiscates drugs from rival gangs and sells them
>tfw get a gun and get to drive a souped up charger all day and pull people over and fuck with them
im starting to think its the perfect job

>>37823742
I was planning to become a sheriff this year but instead I'm going to go to college.

22yo btw

>>37823786
become a sherriff, you get pension and a comfy retirement
or get a job for the state/government

>>37823742
Also you don't want to think about becoming a crooked cop. Internal Affairs will give you an ass fucking to remember.

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>>37823306

The only thing I regret about not being black is the fact that I don't get bonus points towards railing white sloots.

The ugliest black motherfuckers at my school still pulled hot chicks just because they were black. Making white guys mad would have been a delicious bonus.

It's not worth the other shit, but sometimes I do wonder what it must be like.

>>37823306
>wishing to be a nigger

Op is the epitome of a cucked faggot

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>all black people are in the hood and a part of a gang

lol silly white boy

>>37824175
>all black people eventually become professional football or basketball players

lol silly white boy

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>>37823306
>tfw Black weeb
>too black to be accepted in white and Asian weeb groups
>too white to be accepted in black groups
Don't do it. I don't hate being black but I hate dealing with these ignorant niggers that I'm supposed to call "brother". God fucking damn it.

>>37823862
True I have seen the ugliest deebo looking black guys with blonde pawgs, walking from the high school near me. But it doesn't bother me one bit because most those girls end up pregnant with 3 different baby daddies and on child support.

>>37824271
what kind of tastes are you into anon, we might be brothers after all

>>37824294
Anything that looks fun anon.

>>37823397
Bruh I'm bout dat life bruh you know i'll be i'll be down for the squad

Ya feel me

>>37824320
post your favorite loli doujin and if we have the same taste we are official brothers
>>37824382
the sqa aint there for u when u goin down in court blood, they also fuck ur girl and talk shit about u while ur locked up
these niggas bitches b

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>>37824460
Black pedos... never thought I would see the day

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>>37824460
https://exhentai.org/g/955330/5ca48adcd2/
https://exhentai.org/g/955854/91a7b5f081/
https://exhentai.org/g/1050071/05e4386c3f/
https://exhentai.org/g/843851/8b2a2ceaa5/
https://exhentai.org/g/874467/2fd128f89e/
https://exhentai.org/g/865630/dfda508fb3/
https://exhentai.org/g/774645/f17ee71749/
https://exhentai.org/g/774646/a7f862f04d/
>one (1) favorite loli doujin
Impossible.
Some of these are low lolicon but nevertheless good.
>>37824531
>pedos
>using that image
Hilarious

>>37824460
Nah pham if i'll be rollin wit niggas it's gonna be sum real niggas ya feel me. 4 lyfe type niggas. Ain't gonna hang wit no bitch ass fake ass snitchin ass niggas