>lurk >start feeling comfy on r9k >have an argument

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>>37822441
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that anon. That's a shame.

I love the feeling of defeating someone in an argument and seeing them not post anything.

Never have I been victorious in an argument and someone had the guts to stand up and say "I do say sir, you are the victor of this argument". It always leads to the person leaving the conversation all together. Sometimes I like to leave a little "haha faggot ran away" 5 minutes later because I know they are refreshing to see other anons BTFO them just as I did.

To be frank, I fear the day that someone will take responsibility for their loss against me, but until that day I wallow in the euphoria of defeating anons in /r9k/ and /biz/ in the majority of my arguments.

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>>37822441

>leave post shitting on someone
>leave the thread and hide it

you can't lose an argument if you never see your opponent's responses.

I am currently 153-0 for online arguments on /r9k/ alone. never have I been bested in a contest of logic and rhetoric.

who here /masterdebater/ here?

>>37822524
I think you're a sad lowlife who enjoys making others feel small because deep down you want to put yourself down but your pride won't let you. Probably had an abusive father figure.

>>37822685
Sounds like someones projecting pretty hard, that's such a in depth and detailed description for someone who's so buttblasted.

>>37822647
LOL.
I don't even post. I just imagine what I would type and then I imagine their response. I've never lost.

I am currently 918-0.

>>37822701
I do say sir, you are the victor of this argument. I yield to you and your clearly superior intellect.

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>>37822733
uhh... uh.. thanks anon?

>>37822441
I rarely post unless it's to BTFO shitty arguments. Seeing this post made me realize I shouldn't be so aggressive to people because losing arguments might actually hurt their feelings.

Thanks OP.

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>>37822754
airejgfaioerfgjio

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>>37822805
adaskjdhasdjkaaasda
*aojsdjaoja ajdoa dfshfs*
>ajkhsidhaiuhdsa
*winks*

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>>37822524
Sounds like a very fulfilling life you live, anon.

>>37822858
>>37822805
get a room you faggots make me sick

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>>37822962
Thanks! I get by.

>>37822524
That's pretty pathetic imo to get that much pleasure off online arguments, but to each his own.

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>>37822441
I don't even respond to some of my responses when I post
>ib4 afraid to lose? HUE HUE HUEEEE

No, actually I've noticed that in most of these arguments it's all subjective and there's really no right or wrong answer. Why waste my time arguing over who's opinions or ideals are right? I post. I leave. Occasionally I'll return to see how many (You)'s I've gotten. Usually some other anon will pick up where I left off and fight my battle for me, kek.

>>37822995
How would you know if you've never won one?
>*proceeds to check page for the next 10 minutes to see you squirm away from this argument*

>Tell a joke
>People call it retarded
>Dont want to be all like "No haha it was all actually just a joke I'm not actually stupid"
>Get flustered and leave.
My humor is awful.

>>37822524
>/biz/
>he spends his time arguing about wether bitcoin is a good investment or not

Wew lad

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>>37823050
Because I don't argue online? Like the post above me said, it's mostly all subjective and if you put that much effort into it, it seems really pathetic and laughable.

I'm not arguing with you. I just think you're pathetic lol. But that's just my opinion, man.

>>37823122
>i'm not arguing with you
>proceeds to argue with me

Lol, nice try to deflect the argument away so you don't have to be attached to something you know you will lose.

Either way, you're projecting hardcore.

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>>37823191
Not arguing with you m8. Just sharing my opinion on how pathetic you are. Not really an arguement lol. Sorry if my opinion offended you.

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>>37823191
>>37823122
Uh oh the fags are starting seethe
This one's gonna be good bois

>>37823191
Not that other guy but wew you are a pretty good arguer. You should throw in some quips for that final oomph to seal the BTFO

>>37822647
I know there is alot of you guys

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>>37822858
ahedijakolakukakaolkaoduena *haneuab*

>>37822524
See, I think like this too, but a part of my brain keeps thinking "They probably just left and didn't even care to check"

And this makes me seethe with anger. I hate knowing that I BTFO someone, but they don't even care or know. It satisfies me thinking that they're sitting in front of their computer, fuming at what I said, but the thought that they don't actually give a shit enrages me and I try not to let it show.

I hope they really did just get mad and ragequit the argument. I really hope they're not just indifferent.

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>>no u
That's all you need to win

>>37823535
>implying
That all I need to win

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>>37823122
>>37823191
>>37823210
I was kinda hoping homeboy was gonna BTFO the dude calling him pathetic, but it seems homeboy just ragequit. Damn, I wanted to read through some arguments.

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>why yes, I do engage in debates with my fellow scholars on www.4chan.org, and quite frankly the euphoria from harnessing my intellectual superiority to stun my opponent into silence is like nothing else in this world

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>>37823622
I wasn't trying to argue with him, tho. Just shared my opinion and I guess he got buttblasted?

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>>37823723
Well, fuck you nigger. I'll BTFO you in his place. you ain't even got no fucking argument. Claiming you don't wanna argue but openly calling someone pathetic. Like you know that will start an argument.

You're a hypocrite. Calling him pathetic but you tried to incite an arguement yourself while claiming smugly "nuuuu not arguing just sharing opinion!!" because you wanted an easy BTFO so you could feel superior

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>>37823767
Don't have anything to say to that. Guess you win.

Would anyone like to argue about how gay I am? Protip: i'm really gay.

>>37823882
You are so straight you could stick your penis in my vagina and you'd enjoy it.

>>37823882
you can't just ask someone to argue something that's plainly visible

at least give us something to work with if you want a debate

>>37823882
Okay, I'll argue with you

You're not gay at all. You just wear the "gay" label so you can feel different like a special snowflake but you're probably just a slightly bi-curious autismo manchild who prefers pussy but can't get none, so tries to be "homo"

>>37823191
>>37823210
>huge paragraph about how much you love BTFOing people on 4chan
>get called a pathetic loser
>run away exactly like you describe
lmao

>>37823028
>Usually some other Anon will pick up where I left off and fight my battle for me
This is what happens to me, too. Imposter anons, you are the true heroes of online arguing.

>>37822441
>start private message argument with some literal children
>actual first grade tier name calling
>no topic or anything, just me calling them faggots every couple of minutes and vice versa
>feel an unexplainable urge to become victorious and since the argument is going nowhere the only way to achieve it is to have the last word
>continue this obscure nonsense for hours
>evolves to me sending gore pics to gross them out
>and finally after five fucking hours they leave
>I celebrate with calling them pussies
>the feel of gratification brushes of immediately
>tfw me, am adult male, have spent the entire night trying to prove superiority to 11-year-olds only to realise that they bested me by just leaving the convo

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>post slightly provocative message with no image attached
>no replies

>post slightly provocative message with pepe image attached
>10+ (You)'s, "I wish frogposters would just get out", etc.

>Guy responds to your post
>You know from his first post alone that he doesn't even understand the fundamentals of what he's talking about
>Humor him for a good one or two posts, but starts talking in circles
>Can begin to predict what his next reply will be
>Just stop responding because he's retarded and can't realize that I've already disproven what he's said at least two times now

You didn't win kid, you just didn't realize you lost.

>>37824237
I didn't run away from an argument though, as he clearly stated he wasn't arguing with me. So how is that exactly as I described?

>>37824867
we're on /r9k/ not [s4s]

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>Make good arguments as to why anon is retarded, worthless and has shit taste.
>They reply with some name calling or MS paint
>Reply withouth losing composure and prove to them why they're retarded.
>After that never reply to them again since there's no point in arguing with dumb brainlets who can't see where they are.
>Leave thread
>Enter thread again
>5 (You)'s written in the same way but starting with "I'm not that guy" or actual attempts at proving me wrong.

>>37822441
The trick to debates is even if you are losing just keep responding and try to get the person angry

Last one to respond wins

Guys i'm thinking about getting a trip so everyone will fear arguing with me.
Guys like Lucifer and Boco have it good, they're retarded as fuck but no one talks to them because they're unbeatable even when proven wrong.

I'm pretty beta ans don't like confrontation even anonymously so I just try to avoid arguments. I get my (you)s by posting feels and questions and just try to be agreeable and relatable.

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>>37824981
>get into debate
>realize my logic is flawed
>still enjoying how angry the other guy is getting
>keep doubling down on my failed logic to get buttblasted (yous)
>he won't stop responding
>it's starting to get old now but want the last word
>leave for 10 minutes and come back when he's gone
>get the last word and close 4chan for the night
>wake up next morning
>check thread
>he fucking replied 20 minutes later with a 3 paragraph long rant about how stupid i am

i lost, but i won at the same time

>>37825020
I wish more people were like you.
You have a good heart, you're the diamond lost in the shit.

>>37825048
Not really, from my point of view, the normal kind, you both lost.

>>37825020
i'm the same way which is why i lurk most of the time can we be friends pls

>>37822524
Haha!

What you don't realize is that you are not even on the winning side of the argument

The true winner is the one who learns something new, who gets their old flawed logic fixed, the one who is ultimately corrected in a place where they have gone wrong

You on the other hand just go on and on and on about shit you already know, so you gain nothing, exept the short burst of good feeling your primitive brain enjoys, but for all the wrong reasons

If the other side gets fustrated or angry when you reveal some new information to them, they have some serious brain broblems or to put it another way, they are egoistic pieces of shit who think that the things they know are somehow a part of their personality and you correcting them being a direct personal attack

You literally take pride on the fact that you happen to know some things better which other people don't know because they couldn't be bothered, didn't have the time, interest or skills to research enough

No need to thank me lad, I'm letting you win this argument if you know what I mean :^)

>>37825604
Wew you really destroyed him.

Funny that the guy who bragged about how good he was at arguing and how good it felt to win got BTFO like twice in this thread

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>spend 20 minutes writing an elaborate (shit)post
>thread specified does not exist

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>>37825048
>when you get him angry and he gets sloppy thus opening up a perfect opportunity to come back with your argument and btfo him

>>37825604
There's opportunities to learn if you look for them. I've trolled for years before growing out of it, and even when your logic is impeccable you can improve on specifics. How well do you get your point across, how angry can you make the other guy, and so on. When I started trolling I'd destroy people right away and it ended up overkill. Much better to leave minor flaws in your arguments you use as traps in the bigger picture, to let the other guy have his gotcha moment before you crush him thoroughly and entirely.

>>37822647

Same Kek.

You didn't see my reply did you?

>>37822441
>people above the age of twelve coming to this place to argue
Oh really. Is this the kind of people i'm wasting my time with then

>>37825980
Well but to be fair,he didn't get destroyed in an argument. He didn't even make an argument. It's basically people teaming up on him because he was arrogant,that's not really destroying him. It's just like 5 Chads started to bully and beat a robot after he bragged about his math skills and after the beating they laugh together and say something allong the lines oh "He,not so good at math now are you".
It's just bullying without any sense.
Not that i care that much but in my eyes all of you are retards. A autistic bragging retard and a few retarded bullies.

I'm not confident in some of my political positions so I just make up wild positions that are hard to have a reasonable argument with and have fun defending them.

>>37822524
I love your candid reply. The triggered people attacking you have no class or ability to recognize when a man is being honest

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>>37822647
>start arguing with an anon
>pretend I'm a group of posters and quickly sink 3-4 replies in my favour
>delete tab and hide thread

>>37823767
This. What a fucking loser.

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>>37822441
>post shit thread
>got BTFO in first comment
>never post in thread again pretend im not here anymore
>guy who BTFO me will never be sure if he did or not
>all his (You)'s are for nothing

>>37822441

This is a bait thread, if he were lurking he wouldn't be posting!

>reply to some anon's retarded argument with flawless logic
>back and forth going nowhere
>take more extreme positions and leave breadcrumbs as bait
>btfo him when falls for trap
>he's probably thinking the exact same shit

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>post fake story
>get mean replies
>get really into character and defend fake self
>feel like crying by the end

I don't even know who I am anymore. Some threads I'll have 3 or 4 personas. I noticed it became a problem when I was telling a story irl to my mom and she told me I was lying and that was from X show/movie. Up to that point I honestly believed it had happened to me. Sometimes I can't tell if something actually happened or was just a dream. Everything feels eually fake and it's easy to mix up the words my, your, she, I, etc.. Others don't seem to have this problem of reality blurriness.

>>37822441
Kekd there. This has to be screencapped