>tfw just ordered everything i need to kill myself bottle

>>37821787
You're sure you wanna go through with this?

don't do it, your future lover will be sad

>>37821787
No one cares.
Sage

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>>37821787
ODing on heroin has always seemed like a comfy way to go out. Sure you choke on your own vomit but you're not conciousness for any of that.

I imagine finding a nice quiet, tranquil place in the woods and doing it there. Pic related is the forest I'm going to an hero in.

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>>37821837
>your future lover will be sad
>future lover
>lover

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>>37821837
>implicating he won't be with his waifu after becoming an hero

good luck anon I envy you. I will never have balls to kill myself.

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>tfw don't want to die, but don't want to live either
I wish I would get a pity gf who would save me from suicide. But life is not an anime...

>>37821825
>>37821837
i'm not even sure if i want to kill myself anytime soon. it's just nice to have a safe method at hand in case i ever need it.

>>37821787
how would you kill yourself?

Shotgun with buckshot at an upwards angle in my mouth. Obliterates the brain stem in an instant (the part of the body that controls consciousness and receives pain signals. I would be unconscious before even hearing the bullets, let alone feeling pain. All major organs shut down within 60 seconds. Painless, "instant" death.

>>37822110
this nigga sure knows how to an hero

>>37821787

Good, painless choice anon. Fuck this world.

I was going to kill myself I'd take out some Chads and Stacies first. Also some shekel people. Leave the world a better place.

Where'd you buy the nitrogen OP? Link me?

>>37821787
>nitrogen
>not helium

HAHAHAhahaha you can't even kill yourself correctly

If you didn't buy a pressure regulator you're going to pop a lung.

t. Knower

>>37822110
You're a retard. Exit bags are much easier and much less likely to go wrong.
>>37822450
You're also a retard. Helium isn't some special gas; it's just an asphyxiant. So is nitrogen, and a bunch of other gases. What's important is that it doesn't trigger that blood CO2 reflex.

>>37822435
i got it from ebay. i live in germany tho so the link probably won't be useful to you.

>>37822495
i'm sorry anon, that sounds painful. it is contained in the apparatus i bought tho i think

>>37821899
>do heroin
>see life from a joyful perspective for the first time in years
>i-i want to live!
>fade into the abyss

>>37822610
If it's just a tank of nitrogen I doubt it came with an internal pressure regulator.

More likely than not that tank of nitrogen won't be pure nitrogen, and may contain oxygen as well.

Better way to commit suicide is hanging/partial suspension (if you live in nanny state country like the UK, where you can't buy guns, it's the only thing i'm jealous about the Americans for

>>37822663
no i mean that other thing i bought, i'm not sure what the english word for that is. it's the thing firemen use to breath compressed air + an adapter to connect it to the bottle of nitrogen

I've been suicidal many times in my life. First time was when I was seven and got sexually abused. I would lean against a knife but never went through with it.

Been many other times. Memes help, manga helps, games help, finally my disability is recognized by the gov of my shitty country, i might be able to get a job now.

So I'm not planning to kill myself anymore.

Try killing as many people as you can before doing it anon. Even if its just running children over with your car. Last chance.

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>>37822526
are you saying the helium gas suicide method is a meme?

>tfw you want to die but dont want to spend an eternity in hell

>>37822752
the nitrogen is 99,8% pure. i thought about hanging before, but then i got too scared that i might survive and become braindead.

>>37822785
No, I'm saying that helium is only one of the many gases that can be used to suicide via exit bag. You could use Helium if it wasn't being diluted with air to save money. You could also use nitrogen, methane, argon, neon, krypton, butane, xenon, etc. All that matters is that the gas doesn't trigger hypercapnia so you can die peacefully.

Voluntary starvation or long-drop hanging.

>>37822883
>argon
be patrician and choose argon or xenon instead if you want to go out with some style

>>37822450
The helium you can purchase today is "watered down" so that it's non lethal

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>>37822822
Niggers are proof God and therefore the Afterlife doesn't exist.
Evolution is real.

>>37821787
Don't do it, just hang out

>>37821899
Lul that's not how it works
Too much heroin gets rid of any good feelings and makes you feel like shit
>choke on own vomit
You can choke on your vomit without oding on heroin, just enough to make you puke

The worst part is, you might not die, it might just leave you in a coma for who knows how long

>>37821787
i hope you fucking die this time

>>37821787
Good, i envy you for being this brave

I am doing it as soon as my mom dies

>>37822785
Followed this guide, hope it will work.

do more fun things

>>37821787
I don't think you should do it, anon. But if you do, stream it

Dont do it anon i too wish not to live but not to die

>>37825289
>>37823501
desu, i think i might give myself another year and if everything is still horrible then, i'll off myself. but who knows if i can wait that long.

>>37825247
no way lmao. if i kill myself i want it to be something personal. maybe i'll go to some nice place in nature and die there. idk.

>>37825826
i have no memory of writing "desu" there. what the fuck.