they give you total legal immunity to do whatever the fuck you

i would fuck them


aboriginal

>>37819723
I tell them to make me some tendees
>I'm fuckin hungry

>>37819723
>you'll lose your rights
Further rights or will it work retroactively?

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bondage time

I would treat them decently because I have no desire to harm people. I'm not a sadistic psychopath.

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>>37819723
Will be friends just like Ive always wanted to have friends

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>total legal immunity
>can't kill them

Have then serve me as slaves at home and make them go to work at the best places that they can manage and take the profits. I would return the favor with cheap food like baked beans once a day and let them sleep in my shed.

If they make enough money maybe I can actually give being NEET a try

>>37819723
tie them up, tongue their delicious poopers, and butt rape them
I'm a simple man, I don't need much

I'd ask them to sit on my face (fully clothed I would be naked)
I get them to do some star jumps or something so their panties were really sweaty.

I'd probably just make them maids. Any thing more would be shitty.

>>37820327
>where is he going with this
...
>mmm sweaty panties

Thanks for the fetish

>>37820327

why fully clothed?

I'd earn their trust so they know i do not wish to hurt them. That's not my style. I'd treat them well.

Convince them to have sex consentually with protection until they have time to get an STI test for both of them, followed by birth control. In the meantime they would basically be my maids.

Should it come back clear, then we continue our 3 ways and 1on1 fucking but raw, something i've always wanted to do consistently with a girl.

They will still be expected to go to school and hold a part time/casual job where they would pay me cheap rent in exchange for me providing a place to live and paying for shared expenses, while every now and then we go to bed together.

>>37820480
it's more humiliating for me

no fucked up answers for this thread?

/r9k/ is officially ded

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I would convince the top girl to bully the bottom girl this would gradually escalate from teasing and bondage into sexual violence and torture.

I would then blackmail top girl into grooming more victims as I have legal immunity and she doesn't.

>>37819723
Have sex in missionary style for the soul purpose of procreation.

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I would make them both get trained to become assassins and kill all the chads and roasties who bullied me. I'd also make them do random killings and other stuff. I will make them a bad ass mask to cover their face. We will also be protected by law so we're safe even if caught.

>>37819723
First, I get then std tested. If they're clean, then I'll get them equipped with Nexplanon and keep them as house slaves for fucking, cleaning, and cooking.

i just want to lick their feet

pastalla

>>37819723
Make them get jobs and clean my house.

Let them go.
If they come back then they love my forever.