/Britfeel/

I always imagine urban murders get solved because of the ridiculous cctv in this country

if they don't then it's a fucking disgrace we have to put up with all the government's snooping when it doesn't even work

shit lads the race war is actually habbening. grab your canned tendies and get in your bunkers now!
this is not a drill!

>>37817468
I went outside and nothing was happening. Saw enough white and non whites interacting. I was disappointed.

>>37817447
Solid choice of OP image for this whether.

>>37817464
I'd rather they just got rid of it all and I just had a higher chance of getting stabbed tbqh.

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>>37817468
see you in the bunker lad

>>37817483

>tfw live across road from a high school
>can see 6 CCTV cameras now, 2 of them are inside the round glass covers that stop you from seeing which way they face
>pretty sure they look through peoples windows of an evening

>get good news
>start getting really worried and anxious

why am i like this

The heats making me so fucking horny, but I'm also sick after a dodgy BBQ.

God, I wish that girl at college had actually fancied me, and I was at her flat right now just going at her fanny like an already melting Cornetto.

>>37817519
same here lad, there'll probably be a big retaliation with a suicide bomber

>>37817521
if you eat pussy, you'll eat anything. fucking queers

>>37817503
George Orwell thought the government would force telescreens inside peoples homes, he was wrong,we buy the from apple and samsung willingly

>mummy went on train to work meeting
>said she'd be back at 1 and needed me to pick her up from train station
>should have got a call at 10 minutes to so I can set off and pick her up
>still no word from her

mummy's had a heart attack in this heat hasn't she?

>>37817531
says the cuck using the internet

>>37817545
cant fight the system it's too big might as well try to make the most of it

>>37817531
realize
real eyes
real lies

>>37817538
just got a call from mummy picking her up now!

>>37817538
sarin gas attack on the tube mate, classic case

>>37817529
This all the way. Bunch of homos

>>37817531
>t.average person who hasn't actually read 1984 and thinks mass surveillance was what the book was warning about it

>>37817529

I thought idiots who take the Sopranos as gospel could only use YouTube. Hey, why don't you eat some of my pasta so I can have a reason to whack you, insecure dickhead.

>>37817464
Anyone else really love CCTV? I'm glad for the protection. Don't feel like I'm being snooped on or that my privacy's being intruded upon or anything like that. I know it's a meme but I'm not doing anything wrong so I have nothing to fear. The only people who have to worry are chavs and niggers.

>>37817592
And what exactly is wrong with you?

Able to shitpost
Able to work

>>37817636
Found the wagecuck. Don't pretend you wouldn't love to be on bennies if you could

>inb4 'no because I don't like stealing other people's money'
Are you even a robot?

>>37817580
>>37817580
i know it was about the government changing truth, dosnt mean i have to enplane that everytime i talk about Orwell

>>37817656
if you quit your job do you get beenies right away?

>>37817447
>Looking for recipes online
>Every single fucking website is full of nonsensical shit like "buttered parsley buckwheat with a tartar sauce served with blanched fennel"

Why is it so hard to find a normal fucking recipe?

>>37817656
Yeah. I'm a wagecuck and I'd rather getting them NEETbux any day of the week but am too much of a bitch to put up with the awkwardness.

>>37817734
Just crack an egg in some instant noodles lad wahey

>>37817734
what you thinking of cooking?

>>37817758
Something for dinner. Maybe stir fry or an udon noodle broth. Needs to be semi cheap too, no more than 6 quid ideally.

>>37817734
Look up classic recipes instead of going on meme websites. Just make a carbonara or something

i havent cooked anything in over 6 months

Who else is watching Doctors?

Boss show this

>>37817821
>havent eaten warm food for around 10 years

>>37817888
how??
>>37817886
dont really watch telly tbqhwysd

>>37817888
>havent been weaned off breast milk in 30 years

>>37817900
I just eat pepperami lad

>>37817821
I only cook stuff that you can make in the microwave, like rice and ready meals

A lot of the time, I just buy tortillas and one of those 4 dip selection thingies and just eat those though

>>37817900
>>37817901

im not sure, i must have an eating disorder, i just hate the feeling of warm food sitting in my stomach, makes me want to vomit

YKTD !ZeXiY.i5ua

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Post the most disgusting food you've ever come across

>>37817918
You sound like a vampire lad. We don't like vampires round 'ere

>>37817915
>>37817912
>>37817918
true robots with true robot diets

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>>37817937
I had to eat these all the time as a kid. Revolting

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>autistic boss has come into work with his equally autistic son

how long does jelly take to set?

>>37817958
>autistic employee sees it all

>>37817940

strange you say that because i am very pale and i really only come out at night (spend all day in bed, neeting) but i dont have any intention to drink blood

cutter scars and cutters in general turn me on though

>>37817956
I remember those.

I'd always be tricked into thinking "yay chicken oh wait it's just bread crumbs formed into a skin around gross vomit sauce"

>>37817962
that would be an eucminical matter

>>37817958
send them to the gulag

itsch the only way

>>37818002
I do everyday in my dreams.

>>37817994
so about an hour?

Why can't i ever find turkey dinosaurs in supermarkets?

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LADS, IT IS TOO FUCKING HOT

>>37818031

they went extinct millions of years ago my m8

>>37818031
Because they are all in my TUMMY!

>>37818039
I blame that cunt Jamie Oliver, he only cared about healthy eating to sell his shitty cooking books

>>37818031
do they still do twizzerlers?

>>37818031
>The product was discontinued in 2014 after an investigation by various food standards agencies found trace amounts of human urine in test samples from across the country[1]. The company filed for bankruptcy soon after.

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Too bloody warm out lads, had to come in from having a few cans in the garden to sitting in the living room with the blinds near fully closed.

What you lads up to on this mad sunnyday?

Listening to this playlist though for maximum summer feels.
spotify:user:chrisblol:playlist:55OThJox4lG0US3VBQaWwa

Think I might get back into writing some flash fiction/short stories. Haven't done so since uni.

>>37818089
Sitting inside shitposting and learning french on duolingo and memrise. got an aircon unit blasting that is incredibly fucking loud so I'm wearing eardefenders and ear plugs but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make in the name of not cooking alive instead

>Hair looks like frizzy shit when I grow it out
>Cut its short
>Giant circle of thinning hair at the back of my head
>Makes it looks like somebody shaved a crop circle into my head

Fuck it, I don't care anymore it's too hot

>>37818082
How about we start our own turkey dinosaur company without the piss

>>37818118
But piss is the one resource all robots have in abundance.

I think we should pursue a business venture that utilizes our assets.

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>>37818113
Grow hair, look like shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Cut it short, look like a chav cunt. (pic semi-related)

>>37818159
shave it completely and look like a cute neo-nazi desu

>>37818118
No, no, keep the piss
In fact, more piss

>>37818159
Have you thought about getting a non-shit haircut?

>>37818178
Introducing NEW Turkey Dinosaurs

With 100% more PISS!

>>37818066
bernard matthews don't but there are knockoff brands

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>>37818191
Thinking about getting this.

>>37818152
we'll call it organic free-range fair trade piss to get middle class people to buy it

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Bought a fan lads! Was a bit annoyed that I had to assemble it but I'm super comfy now! Going to watch some more Shirobako and then play video games. Comfy times indeed desu~

What are you doing this afternoon, anons?

>>37818233
Ah, the old suedehead

>>37818248
>free range
but all we do is sit in our rooms all day

it's basically battery farmed piss

>>37818248
Giving jobs to minorities and disabled.

Today's thread is really shit.

Up your game ffs

>>37818252
Hey TildeAnon, what's it like being a homosexual?

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>>37818277
How about you start a fucking conversation and make the thread good then lad.

We're only as good as the shittiest poster, and seems you're it lad.

Today's thread is pissening

Up your game ffs

>>37818289
I am not a homosexual! At least I think I am not desu. I am bisexual, I think. Kind of need to experience it to be certain.

>>37818293
Fuck off Jason Genova ya goon.

When I went out for lunch I had my phone in my pocket while sat on a park bench. Took it out to pause the podcast and it was uncomfortably hot to the touch. Is this what it's like living in spain?

>>37818252
Fuck off you racist cunt. Go and vomit some more.

>>37818269
protect the endangers neet. buy NEW tukysaurs now with piss goodness
>>37818267
this gave me deep feels for some reason

>>37818329
where did that come from anon, why are you so angry

>>37818320
You'll know for certain when you smell another man's cock and arsehole up close

>>37818320
When are you going to start HRT?

>>37818352

Would it be any worse than a bacteria and tissue roll filled vagina?

>>37818248
We could boil the water out of the piss (which is like 90% of it) for transportation to save costs, then add the water back at varying concentrations to provide a range of products for our customers.

>>37818379
He doesn't need too, have you seen those sexy legs and feminine hands.
me neither.

>>37818352
This cured my flirtation with tranny porn. Absolutely vile

>>37818398
why would a vagina be filled with tissue roll? do girls wipe their vaginas with tissue paper?

>>37818352
>>37818398
I think I might be a wanksexual, lads.

>>37818329
>racist

Not a racist desu. Think there are good and bad people in every ethnic group.

>>37818352
Y-yes, I guess I will know then.

>>37818379
I already self medicate. Going to look into doing things the official way and see what my options are.

>>37818405
Perhaps we should make him dress up as a girl and take pictures. Once he realises how good it feels, he might start taking HRT and we can make him into a girl.

>>37818400
i love it /britfeel/ industries is born

Dole in half an hour lads. Actually been doing jobsearches and got an interview lined up so I hope they don't bitch at me.

>>37818418
Pornsexual

>>37818421
>I already self medicate. Going to look into doing things the official way and see what my options are.
Who do you order from, QHI? How many months are you? The official route is supposedly really fucking slow, but apparently gatekeeping isn't as bad on the NHS as it is in other countries

>>37818323
pretty much, even at 3am its around 30 degrees.

I want to fucking die. It's only June and ALREADY it's this hot. Imagine how terrible July and August are gonna be.

Then September is gonna be June 2.0, and October will be May 2.0. Things aren't gonna be good again until Mid-October at the earliest.

>>37817956

Boy is you dumb or sommat?
Those are fucking amazing
Stick a couple on a plate with some tendies and smiley faces and youve got a fucking dinner sorted right there

i wish i was neet i dont wana go to work tomoro
>12 hour shift
FUCK THAT
but just wanna be drunk and shitpost but civilization wont let me
REEEEEEEEEEE

whoever keeps making these threads with a capital B in /britfeel/, fuck off you cunt

>threads about crypto money on pol and r9k
>decide to try it out
>been losing money every day
>no more threads about it

anyone got /tricked/ here?

>>37818617
it's supposed to rain tomorrow and be cooler. also >12 hour shift lmao

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Chicken Kiev is horrible

>lol we ruined a perfectly good piece of chicken by hollowing it out and filling it with a horrible sauce xdddddddddddd

>>37818619
i made the thread and the'll be no fucking off from me

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>>37818630
pictoro relatedo

>>37818630
Seems pretty easy atm, with bitcoin anyway. It just keeps going up long term

>>37818643
use a lower case b next time boy

>>37818641
I can't eat it anymore. Last time I had one was when I had a horrific hangover and the thought of one makes me feel ill.

>>37818641
Always a bit sad when mummy brings these back from shopping, absolutely vile, lad.

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>>37818664
I've discovered I really don't have the temperament for it. There's a reason why I'm predisposed to /comfy/ things.

>>37818640
physical warehouse work to, blisters like golf balls lad
LIKE GOLF BALLS
if i quit will mummy may give me beanies or will i have to wait

>>37818671
Why? The start of a sentence is always suppose to start with a capital.

>>37818690
>if i quit will mummy may give me beanies or will i have to wait

You will have to wait. It takes a few weeks for the application to process. However the jc advisers will be forcing you to apply to more warehouse work anyway since you have previous experience in it. Get applying to as many other jobs while you are working this one would be my advice.

>>37818717
newfag
go on /int/ and look at the names of every single general

>>37818717
/britfeel/ is not a sentence, it's a brand, and brands can be stylised to avoid normal grammatical conventions (for example: "iPhone")

>>37818690
26 week wait if you quit and the dole don't like your reason for quitting

>>37818630
Was it the new currency that recently caused the the radeon rx480 or whatever to sell like crazy?

>>37818726
i do also have a forklift certificate and a reach truck certificate that i really should be using im to fat for physical work

>>37818752
Who owns britfeel?

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Explains why her kids want nothing to do with her.
Bet she wishes she could post in /britfeel/ threads.

>>37818783
me, so stop using a capital B yeah

>>37818760
Christ has it gone that high. Wew, you're fucked if you don't live with parents and are on minimum wage. No idea how these people do it without wanting to go postal.

any NW lads want to go to blackpool for the day?
do pleasure beach or summink

>>37818752
britfeel is not a brand its a noun and they start with a capital
>>37818760
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>37818745
why the hell would i ever want to go to /int/

literally feel nothing for the muslims who were run over

could do with them all leaving this country desu, would be a comfier place

>>37818643
Make them correctly next time you batty boy.

>>37818421
Fuck off you fake, racist attention whoring cunt.
You've admitted to being redpilled and voting UKIP, now suddenly you don't see race because you got shit for it.
You used to post only about yourself until you got called out for it.
You went on another ego trip calling other anons jealous when they pointed out you don't look feminine, then you started back pedalling again.

Time for you to fuck off posting and find out who you are rather than using this board as your personal narcissistic hugbox.

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>>37818783
Hmm..

I wonder...

X

>>37818809
>why the hell would i ever want to go to /int/
to see why you should not use capital letters at the start of a general name
lrn2readingcomprehension

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>tfw I've just had milk today

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>>37818783
>>37818816
I wonder indeed. ;)

- PM Kev x

>>37818815
>You've admitted to being redpilled and voting UKIP, now suddenly you don't see race because you got shit for it.

post proof

>>37818783
The people. We seized the means of feeling.

Just about to go out and buy some figures to start a 40k army with the help of my bf :)

>>37818815
Not even fond of him but it's you that should fuck off abdul

just ordered a large jalapeno, sriracha and tandoori chicken 'za, and a ginger ale

>>37818855

>za

fucking get pushed into a canal lad.

>>37818820
/int/ posters arnt people you want to emulate

>>37818872
go on /vg/ then
stop trying to rationalise your failure gimp boy, admit you fucked up

>>37818805
they're counting on a few people losing their rag in the job centre, gotta hit them sanction targets lad!

>>37818851
This might come as a surprise to you, but most white people hate racism too.

I know you are a literal nobody who never leaves your room though.

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Car failed MOT on 7 points, now I'm desperately searching autotrader for cars under 500 bong

NO POSTING FOR FIVE MINUTE IM TRYING TO THINK

>>37818895
>owning a car

why, does your job involve you using your own car?

>>37818905

I use it for commuting

>>37818895
Not really in the know on MOTs but costs most than 500 to fix those faults?

>>37818917
take the bus lad, or try and get in on a carpool from someone at work. carpooling is a joy

>>37818834
>>37818851
your meant to ignore him lads

>>37818891
haha nice projection cuck, views like yours are a clear sign of not having actually experienced the real world and probably living in some left wing bubble

>>37818834
Archive.mor have disabled search at the minute but when it's back up I'll gladly find it. Was only a couple months ago he said he voted leave and UKIP and was redpilled.

>>37818851
Whiter than tilde to be honest lad.

>>37818930
My car failed it a couple months ago and would have cost over 500 for fixes on a 600 quid car.

>>37818895
>car MOT runs out this month
>might have actually already run out
>tfw i'm probably driving around with an expired MOT
haven't had the money to service mine in a couple of years, so i'm scared i'm gonna fail too

>>37818950
How does voting leave and UKIP make someone racist? You're a fucking retard lad

hope you know you aren't wanted or welcome here

>>37818948
So you have a job, your own place, and a girlfriend then?

Doubt it. Pathetic man children like you never do.

>>37818936
begone yank

Bought the new peanut butter oreo dairy milk bar. I knew it was going to melt as soon is it left tesco but I didn't think it would melt this fast ;_;

>>37819001
>peanut butter oreo dairy milk
Literally not a single part of this is good.

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Other people can go home
Other people they will split
I'll be here all the time
No, I can never quit

Everything is very quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake on memories
These memories can't wait

>>37818954
>600 quid car
what model?

>>37818976
Found it!
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37489995/#37490432

Notice how he avoids the diversity question?

Also it doesn't matter whether you want me here, I'm anonymous like I should be. Not attaching a tripcode begging for attention .

>>37818930
it depends where it's failed, welding and other minor things could easily take it over that

>>37818917
if you live in the middle of nowhere you NEED some form of transport

>>37818950
>Archive.mor have disabled search at the minute
C O N V E
N
I
E
N
T

>>37819015

It's delicious lad.

I think it's better than reese's.

>live in Glasgow
>nice mild breeze and 21 degrees

enjoy your sweltering stifling heat and your life expectancy over 55 years you English cucks

>>37819039
>>37819031
He found it lad.

>>37819027
2001 Fiat Punto.

>>37819041
>I think it's better than reese's.
That's not saying much though lad.

>>37819031
Notice how you avoided my questions? Now fuck off

Nobody cares if he loves or hates Pakis. Stop ruining threads cunt

>>37818936
30 minute commute vs 1 hour 45 commute. Can't carpool with anyone.

>>37819031
>I am the same really. Only voted for Brexit because of the memes. I don't really like politics, makes people angry~

Uhhhh, what even is your end goal?

>>37819054
an absolute classic. I am sorry for your loss

>>37819060
To be fair he literally just provided proof, using Tilde's own words, that he's racist.

>>37819095
It had some quirks but it was perfectly fine in the grand scheme of things. Still pretty pissed off tbqh.

>>37819085

I voted Brexit half for the memes, half for libertarian views.

>>37819099
>>37819085
See here samefag

Lads stop replying to this autist

>>37819060
>Nobody cares if he loves or hates Pakis. Stop ruining threads cunt
speak for yourself you fat tub of lard, a redpilled tilde is a good tilde. are you the same person who tells people to stop saying mean thing about muslims and fuck off to /pol/? you fuck to reddit, we will speak about muslims, they are problem. now neck yourself

>>37819085
i desire the complete fall of 'civilisation'

>>37819060
I thought the archives spoke on their own to be honest.

And I think it's tilde ruining the threads to be honest, most of my posts you'll never notice but tilde gets a pass because he'll provide a picture of his hands and use the same stock sentences about how he cares for everyone

>>37819085
Proving Tildes hypocrisy and absolute fake persona.

>today on /britfeel/
>extra shit thread where /britfeel/pol/ and avatar-fagging collide in a battle of the ages

>>37819130
redpilled tilde is good. I still wish he would remove the trip like the giant batty boy he is.

>>37818979
I do actually, it's easy to dismiss other views when you push them all into a certain box though isn't it? If you spoke to anyone in public services or even lives in a working class area you'd learn some things

Now then, fridge-anon here. How are you boys fighting this fucking heatwave?

I managed to get through the vodka, just under 3L over the weekend, woke up on Sunday morning with my cupboard door kicked off, didn't get through the jaeger and I thought I better calm down.

Seen GP this morning, got the bloody female doctor didn't I, she's shit usually but turned out she thought kicking a cupboard door off was worth upping medication. On Sertraline 100mg now, lets see how this does.

Have any of you had face to face CBT? I'm trying to get to see someone but they said could be 3-4+ weeks wait.

>>37818040
>tfw mummy no longer buys smilie faces even though I water the garden each morning

I was getting really fucking angry but she let me use her credit card for overwatch loot boxes

mummy looks after me desu

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Just a quick cheeky reminder for all you fine lads going into this warm week.

- PM Kev x

>>37819152
>/britfeel/pol/

????

>>37819148
>tilde ruining the threads

No mate. It's you. Tripfags aren't great but at least we discuss things. All you do is spam your autistic vendetta and fuck every thread you post in. End yourself

>>37819130
I'm sure he loves having a skin head mongoloid like you on his side.
State of you, honestly.

Can I post here if I'm American? I woke up early and no one is around to talk to.

>>37819198
Only if you get onto Wikipedia, look at the page for Greggs and come back and tell us what you learnt.

>>37819130
>fat tub of lard

In my experience, racists tend to be the fat ones.

>>37819163
>live in a working class area

>waaa I am a poorfag and I hate my life so I take it out on other races

You're pathetic. Ever thought about actually earning some money? Maybe if you weren't such a worthless poorfag you'd actually have some self esteem from your own achievements.

>>37819116
how's the search for a new car going?

>>37819194
neck yourself you terrorist sympathising, labour voting chav fucking loser

>>37819212
>terrorist sympathising, labour voting chav
Just what? This makes no sense lad.

>>37819187
It's when /britfeel/ and /brit/pol/ collide. Basically just people having the same shit arguments for the Nth time this month.

>>37819211
Just thinking about goin' on me mums insurance for a bit until I have more of a need for it. I'm getting the bus to work anyway at the moment because it's much cheaper so I don't really need one of my own a huge amount.

>>37819212
>chav fucking loser

Racists are uneducated chavs mate. You seem much more like a chav than him, in your "working class" shithole.

>>37819148
then just filter him you actual spastic? literally nobody here likes your shitty whining. stop trying to cause needless drama and grow up

>>37819212
Funny because i bet you're a chav skinhead who sits around on his joggers all day blaming muslims for the fact you're a failure.
Fun fact, most of britfeel voted labour, it's just you monkeys scream the loudest.

>>37819224
you voted labour, sympathise with terrorists, and are a chav. whats hard to grasp here

>>37819210
>In my experience, racists tend to be the fat ones.

wow body shaming from the '''''''''''tolerant''''''''''' left?

>>37818880
is arguing on the internet a hobby of yours. because if it is, thats really sad. also it dosnt matter what other boards do the grammatical rules of english are clear nouns start with a capital

>>37819210
Did I say I lived in one? Jesus christ learn to read you dumb fuck, I've got plenty self esteem in both myself and my country which is why I can't stand you cucks and other illiberal radicals

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>/britfeel/ mummy and daddy are fighting again

>>37819233
I also don't like Tilde and I filter him but it still doesn't do much when everyone gives him a ton of extra attention.
He should just remove his trip and see if his post still attract the same amount of attention.

>>37819245
Chavs don't sympathise with terrorists for a start.

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the hot weather is driving everyone mental, Prime Minister Kev...what are you gonna do about this my m8?

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>>37819236
>Fun fact, most of britfeel voted labour

i can't tell if this is bait or not. most of us here are hardcore tory/ukip voters. put up a strawpoll and see for yourself

>>37819225
>It's when /britfeel/ and /brit/pol/ collide

there is no '/brit/pol/'. the fuck does that even mean?

>>37819208
It's a bakery that looks fucking delicious. I wish I lived in the UK. Sausage rolls sound really good.

The first location was in Newcastle upon Tyne and was founded in 1951.

Last year they started doing delivery, and only those month have they started a drive thru.


You really meant for me to do this right or is my autism flaring up? Sorry....

So bored I'm just gonna go back to sleep

speaking to my neighbour about grenfell and he tells me that he has the solution to prevent any problems like that happening again

"give everyone a parachute"

>>37819276
>i can't tell if this is bait or not. most of us here are hardcore tory/ukip voters. put up a strawpoll and see for yourself
We already did:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435/r

>>37819261
then just ignore him? surely you aren't that autistic you can't ignore things you don't like instead of screeching about them?

think most people here couldn't give a fuck about tilde until this melt literally dedicates a whole thread to him

>>37819279
Really meant for you to do it. Glad to hear you see the light of a Greggs Sausage Roll.

>>37819233
Why should I have to go out of my way to avoid him shitting up the thread?
It's like asking a passerby to pick up your dogs shit.

>>37819287

We need a video or at least a vocaroo upload of your neighbour talking lad, he sounds like a right laugh

>>37819279
listen lad you'll never be one of us but ur more than welcome to post here, that being said i've noticed a lack of lads in ur posts, sort it out lad

>>37819261
>Chavs don't sympathise with terrorists for a start.

you are proving that wrong m8

>>37819291
do one now lad, not linking one from weeks ago where you sit there for hours fudging the results since its now dead

It's hit 30c and I just cracked open a cold one while listening to fuckin banging tunes.

>>37819067
buy a scooter? the cbt cost 100ish and if you pay for the thing monthly it will cost you lest than the bus

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>>37819274
We are going to put the savings from using a cheaper cladding on the Grenfall tower into every Brit on /britfeel/ getting a new air conditioning unit.
Expect for poleaboo

- PM Kev x

>>37819317
It just hit 30c and I'm stuck in a windowless office with a cup of tea.

>>37819287
The answer is obviously zip lines

>>37819316
Typical retard /pol/ chav doesn't believe the facts when he sees them

>>37819294
From the sounds of it I could get all the food I like eating at Greggs. Bakeries are comfy.

>>37819315
Sorry lad, I'll get that sorted immediately lad. I'm just glad that you're letting me post with the lads here this morning. Thanks lad.

>>37819291
>my meme vote got more than major political parties

>>37819295
just ignore him then? instead of pointing at the dog shit and screaming about how bad it is and ruining everyone else's peaceful time?

you are the shittiest person in these threads by far. Leave

>>37819329

another anon butting in here, if you dont mind looking like a double homo by riding a scooter instead of just getting a geared 125, then you might aswell get a 50cc scoot, then all you need is a provisional, dont even need to take your CBT

>>37819291
When I last saw it I remember labour having the most votes

>>37819316
>do one now lad, not linking one from weeks ago where you sit there for hours fudging the results since its now dead
Why? You would only get the same result, perhaps slightly more tory votes because it's NEET hours.

I don't know why you're so surprised that most people in /britfeel/ are Labour supporters.

>>37819355
Alternative, that lad shuts up and Tilde removes his trip and we have a comfy thread.

>>37819287
howling with laughter!

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>>37819338

God bless you, Prime Minister Sexy Kev

>>37819358
are you sure? i had to take a cbt do ride mine

>>37818895
>cars under 500 bong
Don't use autotrader for that. Use Gumtree, ebay, and facebook local classifieds.

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>>37819377
Blessings to you too my lad.

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I CAN'T HANDLE THIS HEAT ANYMORE ITS 30 DEGREES

>>37819349
okay buddy boy check this out

http://www.strawpoll.me/13230283
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230283
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230283
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230283
http://www.strawpoll.me/13230283
VOTE LADS

>>37819400
>>37819377
kev is working his magic again

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>42 chicken dippers
>eaten 4 every time
>3 left
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37819393

thats what i was told before i did my CBT years ago, to be fair the rules might have changed now because its been a few years but yea, a ped under 50cc and you only need a provisional, or a normal drivers license, car license obviously

KEV IS A FRAUD

HE RIGGED THE ELECTION

>>37819329

I already tried the cbt but failed

>>37819373
>I don't know why you're so surprised that most people in /britfeel/ are Labour supporters.

that isn't true at all, most people here want hard brexit to happen, you're telling they will now side cuck corbyn? fuck off, that makes zero sense m8

http://www.strawpoll.me/13230283

>>37819443

seriously? how did you manage to fail a CBT? describe in detail pls

>>37819432
no im sorry i think it's changed although if you past your car tesr ageis ago you might stil be able to ride a 50cc

can't understand how anyone likes this heat

i want to start working out again as well, as it's hell

Teleport me to Thursday pls when the temperature drops to a relatively comfy 16 degrees c.

>>37819457

I just don't have balance.

>>37819396
>tfw my ford escort with MOT until January cost 300
Other than it looking like shit, it runs like a champ

>>37819443
you cant fail a cbt its not a test wtf did you do?

>>37819463

just had a quick google and looks like youre right ,things have changed since i got into bikes, now i feel old, thanks anon ;_;

>>37819464
I can be in the mood for it sometimes. The issue is when you've had enough of it it doesn't just go away.

>>37819463
yeah I'm pretty sure I looked it up and you can't do it on a car license

IMPORTANT POLL

Which colour scheme do you use to browse the chan lads?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13230330

>>37819488
what's worse is i have a south facing bedroom with a big window, my room is like an oven 24/7 when it's like this

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While we're all being strawpoll fags, anyone who didnt vote for their favourite namefag/regular poster yesterday please vote now

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Do the dole actually do anything? My work coach didn't even know I had a fucking interview lined up despite the fact it's been in my journal for a week.
>tfw desperate for a wank but the house still isn't empty.

>>37819525
Might help if you post the poll mate.

>>37819454
>that isn't true at all, most people here want hard brexit to happen, you're telling they will now side cuck corbyn? fuck off, that makes zero sense m8
A lot of people who want Brexit to happen also vote Labour though, including me.

>>37819525
fucking captcha fucking my post up again
http://www.strawpoll.me/13224669

you must wait 8 seconds (again)

>>37819479
they said I would need to come back a 2nd day as they didn't feel I'd be safe on the road, then I just never booked the 2nd day

>>37819477
That is decent lad, I do have a soft spot for crap old Fords. My mondeo was a bit more than that, but I still love it. Amazing what 800 quid gets you these days.

>>37819522
I have a big window to but it's north facing. The sun somtimes peeks in and gets on my tele but it's usually later in the day.

>>37819464
It's fucking hell on my PC

To be fair, I haven't cleaned it in a few months, but I'm still idling at 45C (went up to 60C earlier when I was playing games too)

>>37819510
>tfw just discovered yotsuba B

Quite comfy desu. It'll be a good one to browse with in the day. It's not as jarring as yotsuba, and doesn't make me feel like it's night which tomorrow is reserved for.

>>37819454
Typical /pol/tard can't handle it when his beliefs are questioned

MUSLIM ATTACK IN PARIS
MUSLIM ATTACK IN PARIS
MUSLIM ATTACK IN PARIS

Champs Elysee on lockdown as 'attacker shot after crashing into police car in Paris'

>apparently getting thunder soon

please let it rain, I'll go out in nothing but my underwear to have a shower in my garden

>>37819546
did he say why he thought you went safe?

>>37819571
remember its what they voted for.

probably not an oc

>>37819572

where abouts are you laddy? Lancs here and we have no rain forecast until wednesday night

>>37819570
Keep defending the muslims kek >>37819571

>>37819540
your working against your own goals m8

>>37819566
This is what I use at work during the day pretty solid levels of comfy from it.

>>37819571
Hey you might be lost. This is /britfeel/ not /francefeel/

>>37819573
desu the instructor was a cunt and I fell off the bike twice, was constantly swerving etc. It's been about 15 years since I rode a bike though so I wasn't confident to begin with.

>>37819566
I don't know how anyone can use the tomorrow theme. I find white text on black writing hard on the eyes.

It's annoying too, because I love creepypastas, but they're always white text on a black background

>>37819526
the advisors are only there to give you hoops to jump through and sanction you if you dont. they dont care if you get a job or not

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>>37819600
>This is /britfeel/ not /francefeel/
>OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNNNNNN

>>37819600
Typical libtard can't handle it when his beliefs are questioned

>>37819566
>just discovered yotsuba B
really? have you never been on a blue board before?

>>37819571
its real http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40332532

>>37819572
Looks like tomorrow will be slightly cooler than today, then comfy rain on Wednesday where I am. Fucking horrible right now, 22 degrees outside and humid in glasgow.

Turing the board blue might make you feel cooler.

cheap beed

>>37819618
I thought this was a nationalist thread?

>>37819571
>no one hurt
not even a happening really

>>37819589
lincolnshire lad, very cloudy but still almost 30 degrees, not heard any thunder yet but here's hoping for a proper storm

>>37819629
Of course it's real. Hilarious it happened right as some liberal loonies were calling others racists kek. God forbid people don't want to leave in fear. Vote Labour! Bring more of em in!

>>37819628
I've never been anywhere else on the site other than this specific thread.

What is this site anyway? Seems to have a lot of anime.

>hasnt been below 30temperaturebong in my room for almost 3 days now

everythings melted and all my drinks are warm ;_;

>>37819571
meanwhile britfeel coalition of prison gay cucks and mahmouds defend the people that use a 6th century desert warlord faith to guide their actions

>>37819664
>d-doesn't count

uh huh

>>37819644
good advice. bit sleepy now though

>>37819631
Nice for some, it's 32C here today, tomorrow and wednesday.

>>37819687
i just feel like something has to at least get hurt before it counts as a happening

not a fan of the standards getting lowered for happening

I'm going for a swim
In a bit lads

>>37819730
point is, it was another muslim, again. what a shocker

>>37819595
Love how you can't even justify your hatred.
I will defend muslims, thanks.

>>37819526

No. The role of the job centre isn't to help you or anyone. The Job Centre is there for this-

-To make the act of getting help so depressing, hopeless and bureaucratic that you stop going (they win)
-Kill yourself so they don't have to pay you bennies (they win)

If by some miracle you keep going eventually they'll send you into slave labour by making you work for 53 a week by subsidising a private company and everyone wins but you.

>>37819767
>Love how you can't even justify your hatred.

are you dense?

>>37819711
Christ that sounds awful. Where abouts are you lad?

>>37819526
It's not the Job Centre's job to find you work. They just check that you're looking for work, so that you can keep getting bennies.

Just opened the news and saw this

>Historic violin lent by Oxford University to Syrian refugee

Sure, just give them our fucking historical priceless instruments.

>>37819571
WHAT LONDON MOSQUE ATTACK?

>>37819767
is there a word for loving the people that want to kill and rape you or at best completely alter your society? hmmmmmmmmmm

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Lads, please let me out of Derby

>>37819845
kill yourself, you'll be let out

>>37819767
lad what are you saying that for? bit much isnt it. dont you think they can defend themselves?

cant believe its already 4pm, spent the day shitposting and it wizzed by

>>37819210
These hilarious ad hom attacks. I'm sure Rotherham and the other 70 odd towns affected by organised gangs of Pakis paedophiles not to mention the terror attacks, self-segregation and changing demographics of the country has anything to do with not liking them.

OOHH I THOUGHT LOOOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRYTAAALES

MEAANT FOR SOOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT FOR MEEE

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>tfw Pakis get a taste of their own medicine

>>37819794
Down in Bristol. It's torture desu

>>37819793
Someone who can't differentiate between a minority of extremists is quite dense in my books.
You won't post the leagues of support from Muslim communities and the Muslim protests about extremism because you're so far gone in your own rhetoric that you'll believe anything that supports your short minded fear mongering.

>>37819930

So go down t'Apple and get some fucking old bristolians in lad.

>>37819905
Daily reminder that Pakistanis are the only group of humans observed to actually have genetically degraded themselves as a result of rampant inbreeding.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9805711

>>37819881
People like him don't see the effects, living in some 90% white suburb it's easy to virtue signal

>>37819905
Not surprised someone who would post that only got out of bed in the afternoon.

>>37819935
This is exactly it. They are literally too thick to understand that some muslims doesn't mean all muslims.

>>37819935
>You won't post the leagues of support from Muslim communities and the Muslim protests about extremism

0.1% of muslims do that. I'll post it when I see a billion of them. Muslims should be going to syria and fighting isis but they don't.

>>37819947
Didn't they recently release a scientific survey saying it's beneficial to fuck your cousin?
Pakistan of all places.

>>37819935
The majority of Muslims are extremists, and the number is growing.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/11/british-muslims-strong-sense-of-belonging-poll-homosexuality-sharia-law

>>37819935
you are truly dense, go look up pew data on what 'moderate' muslims want. most would outlaw gays and are for a taxing on all non muslims

>>37819905
i think we can all denounce this attack, but tbqh it's just part and parcel of living in a big city

>>37819959
if it was one percent it would be a huge problem, it's much much higher than that

Can we take this shit back to brit/pol/ pls?

>>37819964
You are so idiotic it's ridiculous, you have no grasp of the situation whatsoever.

>>37820016
Please do your some research before you spew your #notallmuslims crap around here.

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daily reminder that HE DID NOTHING WRONG

Proper craving a steak bake right now lads. Oh and a pork pie.

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feels good that there are other people that are willing to fight back, it's more than likely he will have inspired many more to do so as well.

>>37820028
He's right. You are an idiot. There's no point reasoning with you, because you didn't reason your way into your positions. From what I've seen you aren't even capable of reasoning.

>>37820047
>other people

So what have you done, you racist coward? You can't even into your own life, let alone "fighting back"

>>37820062
>From what I've seen you aren't even capable of reasoning.
How so? What have I said that's not correct?

>>37820062
I have valiantly shitposted online anon, what are you doing to protect your country from coming another islamic state?

Fuck sake some of you faggots probably spend more time thinking about islam and allah than some actual muslims. Wheres my comfy thread.

>>37820001

Moderate muslims and extremist muslims all want the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qczuUrglM

>>37820062
I'm glad to see you're just trolling, all of britfeel has finally woken up

>Meet New Zealander
>Their personality consists solely of getting butthurt whenever anyone thinks they're australian

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE YOU FUCKING IRRELEVANT WANKERS

muslims are starting to realise this country is not safe for them. it's unfortunate that it took hundreds of our own being killed by them before it started.

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What does this mean lads, that the previous owner never fapped it in and there are no cum stains, or that I would be unable to fap in it?

britfeel getting more woke by the second. DEUS VULT FELLOW NEETs

>>37820105
robots were killed? i dont care about josh and stacey at a concert

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>>37820099
dont worry anon there are still comfy posers out there

>>37820148
you can only buy that car if you are a committed fapstronaut that has not touched his willy in at least a year prior to purchase.

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>buy something off Amazon coming from anime land
>box is going to be at least 80x60x40cm
>weighs about a kilo
>valued at about 50 bongs
How hard is customs going to fuck me?
Post waifus.

>>37820148
Do not buy a used Renault of that generation under ANY circumstances, let alone a diesel one.

No idea about the fapping bit, never seen that before

>>37820148
it means the car refuses to wank you off

>>37820099
You ignore the lads posting comfy things to bitch about the ones who aren't.
You are just as bad.

>>37820148
exhaust system, meme climate change shit, non fap is good. fap is the meme climate change systems that reduce emissions in exchange for driving a cuck car.

>>37820170
fortunately for us though you are a minority just like whites are becoming minorities in their own countries due to lax immigration laws and race mixing.

>>37820188
Probably a fair bit. Parcel force probably will get their hands on it
What's the statue?

>>37820150
I wouldn't say so. It's always been a pretty right wing thread. The arguments just get louder whenever something happens.

>>37820188
it's usually between 15% and 20% unless its a luxury then its 50%

>>37820099
>>37820170
>>37820197
Here's some comfy posts you fat tubs of lard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_child_sex_abuse_ring

>terrorists at extremist hotbed BTFO'd by heroic freedom-fighter
how long until the race-war lads?

Why has my pork loin stake from aldi got added water in with a load of nasty sounding preservatives?