>have to take a big shit
>anus prematurely clenches and snips off the last bit of poo
>don't have the grip to remove the straggler
>have to wait until a new turd joins with the remaining one to be able to fully shit out everything
>>37814985
>get into shower
>reach a finger up in there and swirl it around
>clean everything
Bam. No more poop in you
Me IRL bro, i cri evry tim ;(