>Have the innate ability to attract people from all walks

Same thing OP it must be some secret power we were given at birth.
>Normies love me
>can unpiss the pissed
>asians think I'm charismatic and always want to hang out with me

The only downside is that I somehow keep attracting cringy teenagers.

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It's 2017 m8, all of those cliches you learned about on the telie don't exist in this modern era. Not sure whether that's a good or bad thing though because things are a lot less predicable.