ITT: Times You Were Naughty >see a t-shirt that says "Question

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>>37810816
>therapist asks if I'm suicidal
>say no
>was lying

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>>37810888
>Know it all sack of shit co-worker leaves his chocolate milk in the fridge at work
>drop a fat loogie in it

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>>37810816
>bathroom at work has paper sign on the door that says to not flush paper towels down the toilet
>rip the paper sign down and flush it down the toilet

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>Laws tell me what not to do
>Do what I want

>>37811021
That wasn't a paper towel retard it was a sign

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>>37810816
>>37810989
>>37811021

VEry BaD naughtie notee

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>Request off, follow company procedure to the letter in seeking shift covers, informing management
>Try to seek shift cover from roastie lead assistant
>She gives passive-aggressive comment about her being pregnant and pregnant women shouldn't work at 4am as if I'm five years old and how I should've done this the week before because they've just finished up the schedule.
>Wait 'til the next week.
>Quit job just as they're finishing up that schedule.

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>>37811049
Before and after I always flushed my paper towels down the toilet, though.

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>kindergarten
>shit pants in bathroom somehow
>take off undies and plaster them over trash can
>let janitor deal with it

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>go to starbucks
>watch the wagecuck work hard on my overly complex order
>throw it in the trash in front of them and leave

>sees tshirt that asks "why are you reading this shirt"
>didn't read the shirt
MOM
IS
GONNA
FREAK

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>>37811078
Now that I think about it I was probably the reason the sign was put up in the first place.

>>37810816
>speed limit is 35
>tell mummy to go 40

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>pee in the toilet
>press the poop flush button

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>see girl in middle school class
>has never said a word to me
>stalk her online and find her Myspace and email
>send her creepy, homicidal threats for no reason
>police grab me out of class at school the next day and spend all day asking what the fuck is wrong with me and why I did it
>only answer is "I don't know" and "I didn't mean any of it."
>no charges or criminal record somehow

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>mom tells me I can be anything in life
>Become a NEET
it's been 3 years now

>>37811355
>>no charges or criminal record somehow

I have said so many things online that i shouldn't have. it's a wonder i haven't ever been reported now that i think about it.

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>>37811464
>tell somebody online to kys
>start to feel bad about it later
>want to apologize, but it's impossible now
>start to wonder if he's doing okay
>hope he wasn't depressed and my words didn't push him over the edge
>pray for him

>>37811543
>Spend weeks poring over some random person's blog trying to divine what I can say to them that will hurt them the most
>Send several anonymous messages
>See them noticeable more miserable in class the next day
>Feel nothing

>>37811091
joke's on you, you still payed for it, so the wagecuck got what he wanted anyway

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>>37810816
sister is being a bitch for no reason
>ditch school
>cut hole in her pillow
>piss like mad man
>set it in sun to dry
nobody ever found out
>she got pink eye

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>Packet says to put tendies in oven for 27 minutes.
>Puts it in for 25 minutes.

I AM WHAT SATAN FEARS TO BE!!

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>>37810816
I once ate some starbursts that my friend offered me during a playdate. Later his mom called my mom because they had apparently belonged to his sister, and he was trying to take me down with him.
I denied ever eating them.
I'm a terrible person

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>>37812014
Now you know to be loyal
I value that above all else

>>37811543
Fuck, I think thats why kys exists, so it has less impact when abbreviated

I think this way too

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>>37811103
How did you know what it sayed ?

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>call my sister pizza face in 7th grade because she had acne
11 years later and she still hasn't forgotten