>ywn be a 2D waifu for neckbeards to fap furiously to doujins

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>>37810503
>fapping to doujins of your waifu
That is disrespectful

>>37810540
Shut up faggot you're blowing it

>>37810503
Im not saying you should be this degenerate but becoming a trap will attract neckbeards

>>37810540
>not sacrificing your cummies as a tribute to your waifu
Highest from of respect desu

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>>37810757
It has been 2 or 3 years since I released my "cummies" by my own hands. It seems disrespectful to me to achieve release while looking at drawings of the woman you love without her consent.

>>37810823
Gayest post I've seen today congrats faggot

>>37810823
Who's your waifu I'll fap to her for you

>>37810823
>>37810757

Legitimately not sure which is more disturbing

>>37810970
Id rather not say now that I know your intentions, but her beauty surpasses all
>>37811138
What's so disturbing about being abstinent? It's a way for me to show just how much I love my waifu. Besides, there's no pleasure in mindlessly stroking your penis for hours each day. A lot of something is ugly in itself

>>37811219
Well let's see one of you jacks off to a trap version of King Arthur from a cartoon and the other person delusionally believes that a trap version of King Arthur is actually real and deserving of respect.

>>37811138
S U M M E R
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Oregano

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>>37811219
Oh it must be Tohru. Well no deal she's too pure.

>>37811268
I do not jerk off, so I assume I'm the latter of whom you described. Even if she doesn't want to act like it she's still a woman and is deserving of respect

>>37811268
If you can't respect a concept
You can't respect anything
Waifu dedication is
Laifu medication

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>>37810503
originintendo comment required

>>37811319
>Hurr durr he's a Summerfag because he's not obsessed with chink cartoons

You anime retards are like summerfags but year round and are responsible for have of the porn and trap posts on this board

>No woman will ever masturbate to the thought of you inside her

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>>37811385
Disgusting water cunt

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>>37811539
you're disgusting

something original

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>>37811558
>Mad af because he didn't realize Tohrfu is bestfu

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>>37810823
If you can pretend your waifu is real, why can't you pretend you're in a consensual relationship with her

>>37811593
Because he gets off on watching me find things to bend Megutrash over and fuck her on

>>37811587
>being in love with a fictional character

shiggy diggy dooooo

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>>37811665
>being in love with a roastie meatbag

>>37811698
>he thinks I like females

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WEW

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>>37811593
Here I'll explain it:
Saber is real, but she's in Avalon now. If I were to fap to Saber, because of the differences in dimensions it's basically symbolically having sex. I do not have her consent to have sex with her, so I can't just defile her like that. Also I wouldn't want to disgrace her purity with my impure thoughts. I can't fap to other women either because I'm not attracted to other women and, let's look at this from Sabers point of view: if she does love me she'd take offense to other women being the object of my lust. So naturally I abstain from jerking off.

>>37811665
>He thinks 3D>2D

The peasants and riffraff are out in force tonight and I hate it

>not becoming your own waifu

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>>37811832
Way ahead of you bud.

Selfu is bestfu

>>37811741
Oh THAT'S your waifu.


*Unzips penis*

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>>37811741
Sorry bro, but Saber is busy sucking Chad's dick in avalon while you just stare at 2D pics of her.

Just how the cookie crumbles

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>>37811918
>Our waifus are all filthy whores

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>>37811918
Yeah I realized that a while ago, but this is the path I've chosen and I take pride in it. I want Saber to be the happiest she can be, even if it means I'm alone and she's with chad.

>>37811985
the ultimate cuck

I'm sorry, anon

>>37811985
Fucking hell Anon get help quick. Even your waifu is cucking you.

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>>37812002
>>37812019
No one can save me, the damage is done. I don't know if she's actually like that, she's most likely not, but if she is I'll still love her. I'll still love her no matter what

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>>37811985
>I take pride in being a cuck even in my fantasy world
Holy shit. How is it even possible for someone to be this dead inside?

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My waifu is a lesbian ghost and has no good porn so I don't worry that much about fapping to her

>>37812100
that outfit is very intriguing

>tfw your waifu is a side character from a show that only got one season that noone cares about so there isn't any porn of her

I feel bad for you guys with slut waifus.

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>>37812086
what would you do if her face is smeared in cum but she wants a hug?

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>>37812090
I want her to be happy, anon. I want her to love me, but it isn't necessary. As long as she's happy it's enough for me.
>>37812182
If she wants a hug I'd hug her

>>37812216
She's not real though anon,

She's just a fictional character drawn by borderline slave labor Japanese artists

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>>37812314
Anon, she is real though. She's in Avalon right now.

>>37812349
>There's *burp* infinite possibilities Morty *burp* your wai*burp*fu iswaiting for you Morty but not before I *burp* your asshole Morty

Tfw no facerig waifu who uses voice changer and gives me attention 100% of the time doing anything I desire

>>37812391
>tfw no strong AI waifu
I would be happy with a good enough chatbot

You guys should try making a tulpa of your waifu. I did awhile ago and my life has improved so much since.

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>>37812403
>Tfw no fembot overlord to milk your testicles for the special antimatter producing fuel only human males ejaculate and being probed every day for "research"


Lain, I'm ready! Take me into your cybercunt!

>>37812499
Sorry, I am too insane already

>>37812499
enlighten me anon. how do i turn my waifu into a tulpa? what's the secret?

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>>37812499
Saber is already real, so no thanks.

>>37811741
Most autistic thing I've read in a long time. Deep down I hope you're baiting us, but I've seen you in other threads. You have strayed far from god's light.

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ywn be a beautiful water goddess with torpedo tits that nopans all day everyday

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>>37811741
Holy fucking shit Anon. I'm...gonna step over here for a bit..