Why aren't you working for your local parks and rec

>>37810336
Because I live in florida and it feels like 100 degrees during the summer.

fuck that

I work there all year, it's my full time job.

I don't even know how to apply there. And I doubt they'd take me if I did.

>>37810583
Unless you've got a criminal background they probably would take you. They're usually super laid-back. One guy I work with is plastered in tattoos and looks like he sleeps under a tractor and he's a year-round employee.

I live in the boonies. We don't have a local park or rec.