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>be me
>have good female friend, she's a failed normie but still highly trustworthy
>somehow she's still a virgin
>inb4 hahaha nigga she lying to you
no she isn't you retards, i met her bf and he is the most autistic sperg on this continent after myself. he even forgot to buy condoms that one time he was in the mood to fuck her.
>about a year ago i suggested being FWB, she rejected the offer (this was before she got the weeb bf)
>fastforward to a week ago
>she says she'll fuck me senseless as soon as she breaks up with her bf
>thing is, they're still in good terms
>optimistically they'll break up in 2 or 3 months
>realistically they may not even break up
my rare opportunity to get laid hinges on this sperg's incapability to fuck her, is there anyway i can subtly influence my friend to break up with him before its too late and he takes her virginity?
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>>37810007
Just be yourself
This is a very original comment, innit?
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>2 to 3 months
If he's not happy with him now she would've already left him. Why is she putting it off for so long?
Sounds fishy to me OP
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>>37811405
she's**
typo REEEEEEEEE
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>>37811405
I never said she was unhappy. She just has the habit of being unstable with romantic relationships.
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>>37810007
ok fuck off mate heres what you do, "but your single now"
>anon.. but i have a bf
"if he cant whoop my ass then youre single."
women do not want a nice guy they want an alpha. the nice guy thing is just them larping
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>>37810007
hahaha nigga she lying to you
never trust the roasties lies. gl KEK.
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>>37811728
>Click here
legitimately keked at that picture and yes women always want alphas is instinctual
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>>37811678
Sounds like she's lying to you.
She'll probably end up fucking her autistic BF before you (if she even does fuck you) and then you get the sperg's sloppy seconds? Is this what you want?
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>>37811848
Yes, it's not like I have anything to lose, do I? I'm not in love with her or anything.
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>>37812017
Seriously, just convince her to fuck you behind her bfs back, preferably while you're all under the same roof together and he's asleep
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