Will the military save me from being a NEET? If so what branch

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>>37808343
They one where they train you not to save the thumbnail

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>>37808343
>tfw always dreamed of being a soldier
>become 17
>go to enlistment office
>underweight
>nearly blind in one eye
>heart murmur
>constricting pectus excavatum
>rejected

The only thing that would've saved me and it didn't even let me join.

>>37808404
thats why you don't tell them at meps you faggot. I've had two knee surgeries, and asthma but still join.

>>37808456
What branch are you in?
What do you do?

Actually curious

Be a nasty girl OP, you go to army basic so it's tougher but you get to do the same thing you do now, just show up to a base a weekend every month

Military robot here,

would recommend coast guard of air force,

I basically live the neet life outside of work, AMA

>>37808343
Air Force all the way.

let me guess, ANYTHING would be better then being neet right?

commendable attitude

just remember to be Chad

>be me
>be a robot
>go to bootcamp
>commencesuck.exe
>just keep doing what im told
>itsover.jpeg
>go to unit
>get assigned duties
>get free food
>get a paycheck
>get a place to live
>go to different unit
>get advanced
>make more mone
>get own house cus muh rank
>still get free food
>work great work schedule, and have tonnes of time to stay on 4chan
>basically a neet who gets 20k/yr after taxes spending money

>try enlisting since you don't need 12 years of experience and master 3 degrees for an entry position for the military
>go through the testing and meps and shit
>get to the end and the main doctor guy tells me im not enlisting today because i was missing some paper work from some court-mandated therapy as part of the adoption process
>find the cour docs and shit, get the papers transferred
>nothing happens
>ask the recruiter about it
>"we're waiting to hear back"
>get this line for about 2 months, eventually just stop asking
>haven't heard from them since
guess i'll just go die in a gutter once i finally get kicked out

>Will getting a job and training in the millitary save me from being Not in Employment, Education or Training?
What do you think, you underage fucktard?

>>37809186
>>basically a neet who gets 20k/yr after taxes spending money
You have a job you fucking moron, you're not a NEET.
Learn the definitions of words before repeating them you fucking idiot.

>>37809501
>basically
Not even that guy. Calm down autismo

>>37809501
>that guy

I said basically ,becasue aside from few hours of the day I tune out, I get free money, a free house, and free food, the work part isnt even that hard, nd I picked a job that I do as a hobby anyway, so I basically do my hobby, and get free stuff. Since I have all the education for my current position, not currently tarining, the only thing that makes me not a NEET is i'm employed