>go to parties all the time >too intelligent to get drunk

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>>37808296
I would put my wiener in her poophole if y'know what I'm saying.

You're probably just unattractive.

>>37808296
you've never gotten drunk before have you

damn i wanna beat that nip's ass like a taiko drum

still looking for the sauce op

>>37808296
>go to party
>get drunk
>actually enjoy my self
>start sobering up
>realize I hate every single fucking person there
>hoping someone goes postal

>>37808296

If you go to parties, full of people who are young, drunk, and horny, and still can't get laid, you're not as smart as you think you are

>>37808416
>Implying I want to go to jail and get assraped by Tyrone for fucking some drunk women while sober

>>37808296
>too intelligent
you mean scared?

>>37808296
>go to party
>be black and can't dance
>end up in corner looking like a retard.

>>37808355
i think you're only supposed to imply what you mean to say before saying "if y'know what I'm saying" anon

unless you meant to purposely do that in which case it is still equally funny.

>>37808483
If you are scared of the repercussions of fucking drunk (not unable to stand/ walk) women then you must be really fucking ugly or a total fucking autist lmao

>>37808483
just
pretend
you're
drunk
nigger

>>37808296
I'm just not interested to do that, other stuffs look more fun than that. Am i wrong ?

>>37808355
I don't, please explain

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>>37808714
If you must know I mean undressing my bottoms whilst sporting an erection and sliding it into the woman into the anus of the woman in the OPs picture.

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>>37808296
>borderline retarded friend gets laid easily all throughout his teens, gets girl pregnant, lives in white trash town, second baby on the way, barely supports his family, living off welfare (which he sometimes brags about) and food stamps in their shitty white trash house, tease him about all of the above.
>tfw his go to insult is, "at least i can get laid"
and I die a little inside every time
>only other thing he ever has the brain capacity to ever say is "faggot, bitch, etc.
is this all just my own personal hell on earth?

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>>37808831
yes. now stand still so we can continue to make you suffer.

>>37808416
Daily reminder that your ability to get laid has exactly zero (0) to do with your intelligence.

>>37808397
How do you get drunk and sober up at the same party? I'll go to a party and get drunk and still have a buzz when I wake up the next morning.

>>37808831
If he's bragging about welfare than he's a dumb fucking bag of shit. Why is this idiot your friend?

>>37809051
thats just dehydration, anon.

>>37808831
>having friends
I don't have those problems

I went to one party in college and was offered beer and declined

I went home an hour later because I was bored and wanted to play vidya

>>37808397
that's me when I smoke weed. Weed fucking sucks

>>37808296
>too intelligent to get drunk or get laid
no, you're not.

>>37808766
Just spit out what you mean man, you don't need these cryptic implications

>>37808296
Just have a couple of beers. You don't even really need to drink that much. Something about cracking open that first beer and taking a few sips really puts me in the right frame of mind. I may only drink three beers the entire night but that first one really helps.

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>>37808296
>See what appears to be tits on her butt
>Realize that's just the creases near the panty line

>>37808296
>actually saying 'too intelligent to get laid'
>not ironically

this is why you'll stay a virgin OP

>>37809578
>>37808296
also, please send sauce

>>37809063
he's my dad's best friend's ex gf's son.

>>37808831
whoo hoo, he totally got laid bro. you should be 100% jealous of his awesome life

>go to party
>get drunk enough to think talking to some girl is a good idea
>more alpha guy shows up and starts chatting her up or leading her away from me
Every time

>>37808416
why the fuck would i want to get ""laid"" with an alcohol addict

>>37808296
>Go to parties all the time
>Get drunk and enjoy myself
>Next day
>Regret everything because it was a family get together and now my unbridled autism has been exposed to mom

>>37808296
>Dat butt

Stop anon you big meanie

>>37808296
>Don't go to parties
>Smart enough to consume alchohol and not drunk
>Smart enough and socially stupid enough that I don't get laid

Be happy anon

>>37808296
You're not intelligent at all. You're just scared anon. Live a little

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qt azn threadz are the best

>27 years old
>never been to a party that didn't involve a birthday cake and children