>be virgin up to 25, get laid mostly with prostitutes 26-29

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>be virgin up to 25, get laid mostly with prostitutes 26-29 after losing virginity to some internet cunt
>be 31, women suddenly want to fuck everywhere but still can't relationshit because they're fucking crazy
>get in a habit of harassing women on Craigslist casual encounters when bored
>18yo w4m on Craigslist selling used panties and socks in my town
>ask her if she'll sell me her pussy instead
>she asks how much
>tell her "$150"
>she gives me her phone number
>exchange pics, fetishes and preferences
>she's incredibly turned on by the whole idea and my pics
>she casually mentions she's a virgin so I have to be slow to start but after that I can pound for hours
>she tells me to buy lots of condoms to show her the ropes
>proceed to fuck an 18yo blonde virgin all over my apartment in every way, showering and cuddling/Netflix with her
>she wants to FWB now dedicated and wants to get ripped apart a few times a week
>she's going to go in birth control to apply my creampie fetish


>life long virginity then this