>parents say they hired a professional to help me >finally

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>parents say they hired a professional to help me
>finally a therapist or psychiatrist to discuss my problems with
>"Get ready Anon, he's coming soon!"
>w-wait therapists don't usually come to peoples houses
>dude bro college Chad shows up
>"Hey Anon, I'm here to help you get laid."
>parents hired a pick-up artist for me
>we're supposed to go out to a club
>on the drive over he just gives me the same "bee confident shit"
>every time I try to say that doesn't work for me he just moves on to the next banal piece of advice
>get to club
>as soon as we enter he runs off and disappears
>try to find him but can't
>try to talk to people but everyone ignores me or just walks away
>after a while the loud music and lighting makes me feel sick so I leave
>call parents to pick me up
>"Anon we spent 300 bucks to help you find someone!"
>they say not to come home until I find a gf
>try to explain it's never going to happen but they don't respond
>too upset to go back in the club
>spent the whole night in 24 hour fast food restaurants
>tfw try to contact parents the next day but they still keep ignoring me
>tfw pretty sure I've just been kicked out of the house and am now a homeless man