Well /r9k/, I finally got a girlfriend. It took a long time.

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Well /r9k/, I finally got a girlfriend.

It took a long time. But I found an attractive girl that is into awkward smart guys. She's way out of my league though, she has like 700 instagram followers and shit.

Now, because of that, I've decided that the chance of her cheating on me is probably pretty high. So to prevent the emotional disaster associated with getting cucked, I'm going to cheat on her sometime next week with some whore from the club so that I can have emotional leverage in any given situation.

This is a pretty good strategy, I reckon, since if it comes out then that she fucked some Chad or Tyrone behind my back I can say 'well, I already cheated on your nasty ass with some hoe from the club'. The girl will preferably also be Asian since 1. they're easier for me to hook up with as a rich nerdy white guy and 2. it adds a racial fuck you element for her if i were to disclose it

What do you think of this plan? I told my friend about it and he thinks it's ludicrous but I'm telling him it's like psychological insurance. I don't want to feel like an inferior guy by getting cucked, so I want to level the playing field between us if that happens. And of course, if it doesn't, she just will never find out that I cheated.