>"take off your clothes and come skinny dipping with

>>37798244

I would really like this actually

>>37798244
Just so you know my penis isn't actually that small. It's just a little chilly here.

>implying I wouldn't be the first one naked and in the water
I hate clothes at the best of times. The girl only makes it better

>>37798244
>tfw this is one of my biggest fantasies and will never happen

>take off clothes
>Brad and Thad appear with cameras and take pictures of me while laughing

>take off shirt
>"anon, i didn't know you had a potbelly under all those baggy clothes!"
>put shirt back on and run away