Why did Buzzfeed attack /r9k/? What did you fags do to piss

>>37798166
>0:01
Who jacks off to a fully clothed chick, especially when she looks like she came out of one of those How to Draw Manga books? She looks like a MegaTokyo character. Remember MegaTokyo? Isn't it awesome that your life, by which I mean mine, is so shitty that MegaTokyo is a good memory that you'd want to revisit?
>0:16
Who is this Street Fighter character? Were any of the artists who drew these credited? Who could possibly get off to this crap? Are they trying to ignore the fact that the actual 4chan banners are mainly dirty jokes, in order to make him more sympathetic to the Buzzfeed-reading whitebread women who are going to watch this? She looks like a WikiHow illustration.
>0:19
No one uses the subject field. Why the fuck is your text so poorly aligned? Would making a real fake webpage result in a budget overrun?
>0:21
Who the fuck has a porn(??) poster in their room? Especially one that's so bland? Again, who could possibly get off to this shit? Otherwise, this is a reasonable depiction of robot squalor, although it's not quite cluttered enough.
>0:22
That's not a UNIX timestamp on the file. Did he save it from somewhere else, or was there just no attention to fucking detail? I can't figure out whose naming convention they're supposed to be referencing. The image is actually pitch-perfect for /b/ circa 2007 (except for the fuckhueg filesize) so why not go all the way and give it a 11_______ stamp date? Do you not know how that works? Also, there's no period after "Anonymous" in the actual 4chan info bar, and /advice/ is just /adv/. They should've made it a three-letter abbreviation, like "/sex/" or "/hlp/".

>>37798166
What's with the curly braces? The people who founded this were programmers. They're not going to just randomly use those. Also, his post is far too short, and would almost certainly be interpreted as a troll. Wait, when did he type "Advice for 22-year-old beta."? Did he revise the subject in between the shots? This would also be a good time for some digs against 4chan's interface. Just now, I was asked to identify cars in a picture with no cars in it, twice in a row. Is Google's future killbot AI having trouble?
>0:26
It would've been more visually coherent to make it like a quote.
>nah, sausage fest
That's just my opinion, though. Also, 4channers aren't going to use idioms like "sausage fest", unless they're /fit/misc outcasts or tryhard /sp/ posters. I highly doubt we'd huff paint, either. Helium, potentially. Paint, no.
>0:30
Okay, so there's an N64 on the floor, and he's playing a cutscene. I don't know what that is, but I don't think it's an N64 game. His computer tower looks like some sort of Mac bullshit. Why does his headset have a mic on it? I don't recall any N64 games supporting voice chat. Is there another console hidden somewhere? The controller wires look like they're going right into the N64, though. Was this done intentionally, to signal that the people making this don't know anything about games? Aren't you glad you live in a hellworld where signaling ignorance and being stupid on purpose is actually a really good way to get what you want?

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They read a review copy of a normie's guide to 4chin.

>protraying robots in a semi realistic (and sympathetic) light is an "attack"
when did this become tumblr?

>>37798918
>Currently sans job.
No one here writes like this. Not even I am pretentious enough to describe myself as being "sans job". And why the fuck is this in Courier? Okay, so, the store guy is yelling at him as he awkwardly shuffles around the back lot. This is unrealistic. In reality, if a sad late-20s-looking guy is half-heartedly pushing a skateboard around in your back parking lot, you come out and tell him that he needs to leave in a very low, very disappointed voice, so that he can feel bad about how he's not young anymore and how he looks stupid doing anything but filing forms and/or playing golf.
>0:37
"Errday" is such a Buzzfeed screen name. Also, what the heck's up with the aliasing here? It looks like a screenshot that someone stretched in MS Paint. As a matter of fact, I think I can see where the edge of the line tool overshot the pane border. Look at the end of the black line, left side, middle of the screen. I assume that this fictional website has a scrolling bar of user names, and you click one, and it opens their profile in the right pane. That's sure a lot of jpg artifacts they have on those left panels.

>>37798166
They didn't attack /r9k/. They attacked /adv/

>>37799248
>0:39
The "QT Love App"? Really? Since this doesn't look like a mobile interface, I'm assuming he's using the "QT Love App Web Client". Is this optimized for mobile or something? I, for one, don't like the idea of trying to pick up women on anything that calls itself a "QT Love App". That's like buying a monitor on some kind of shady fucking site with a name like "BestXPress". You're going to get a device with the panels delaminating and shit. What the fuck is up with the font? This was apparently sent "Monday", which makes no sense, because the current trend in webdev shittery is to make it so that anything sent during the same day is "x hours ago", and then "yesterday". This would imply that the message we're seeing was sent at least three days ago, making the current date some time after Tuesday. According to the post date, it's currently Friday, so I guess he's posting right after being stood up by this chick? I assume that's what'll happen. Long shot on her turning out to be a transgendered person. I wonder if Buzzfeed has pivoted sufficiently toward sexually frustrated Trump-voting mothers that "Nah. Also a sausage fest." is a joke they could make. Come to think of it, I wonder if "MILFs" like transsexuals? They're generally younger, not as demanding, probably sexually dampened due to the hormones, willing to sit and listen to you, and so on. If anyone has stories about trans women fucking MILFs, please make a thread about it.

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Why are we still talking about this? Why give them the attention they want

>>37798166
>buzzfeed attacks /r9k/
>portrays the average user as someone who can go outside without having an autistic breakdown
Whatever pissed them off, we should do it more often; they're giving us a better image.

>>37799608
>0:40
She looks about ten years older than her picture. Nice touch. She's wearing some kind of plaid work shirt which makes her look like a disgruntled suburban mother waiting for her husband in an Olive Garden. I can rack up mad striver points by referring to Olive Garden as a stupid place where proles eat, when the fact is that it's just another chain restaurant. I like how tryhards dissed prole food and then had to pull this asinine facelift on White Castle so they'd have a place to get fast food at 8pm.
>Mucho Autismo...
No one posts like that. I don't understand what they're trying to caricature here. Also, nice Zuck hoodie. I'm old enough to remember when "grunge" existed and the "nerd" uniform included a plaid shirt. Incidentally, if anyone gives a fuck about what I'm writing, now would be a good time to mention it, because I'm really tired and if no one cares, I'm going to lay down.

>>37799823
I care, anon post some more please.

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>>37799823
really appreciate your work here anon, pls keep it up

>>37798166
Do not give them a dime
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

It's just such a strawman character. Pretty normal, attractive looking guy tries to have sex for the first time at 22, gets BTFO a couple of times because he does autistic shit on a level none of us actually do like buy presents for a girl he talks to like a couple times at work, and becomes a bitter misogynist.

>>37799713
answer: because OP was generated for buzzfeed for the express purpose of trolling/generating clicks

>>37798985
Pls tell me this isn't real
oregano trail

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>>37800452
oh fuggg
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1785355430/

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>>37800875
A FUCKING STACY WROTE THIS SHIT WTF!

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>>37800915
>>37800875
>>37800452
beyond the realm of oregano

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>>37798166
okay okay, Oscar likes it up the ass.

>>37799054
>Sexist creeps
>Sympathetic.

>>37798166
What chan is that?

>>37798166
tl;dw
What's the video about?