>never been in a teenage relationship >never been to a

>>37796434
I'm fucking 20 years old and I'm only just now learning to ride a bike.
Fuck my life.

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>>37796434
>never played video games

at least you didn't waste your childhood on video games

>>37796434
If I could have it back,
all the time that we wasted,
I'd only waste it again.

If I could have it back,
you know I would love to waste it again.

Waste it again and again and again.

I've got to ask;
'Sometimes I can't believe it.
I'm moving past the feeling again.'

>>37796434
>never been in a teenage relationship
does a painful extended relationship that ended in me begging count
>never been to a sleepover or slumber party
just had one the other week, I'm twenty and my friend is 24 what the fuck are we doing
gonna have one again later this week, it's fun as hell
>never experimented with a close friend before deciding it wasn't for me
I experimented on all my female friends that were close enough
>never had mom drive me to soccer practice
I don't play soccer
>never been a Cub Scout
what's that
>dropped out of high school
same here famalam
>never got a stranger to buy me and my friends some beer
bought it underage myself
>never got high as a 15 year old
I got drunk, does that count
>never ran from the police
I ran from them last night, me and my friend were drinking in public
>never got in a fight as a kid
why? I got in so many fights
>never had any siblings or cousins
siblings were great, cousins too until they grew older then they became insufferable
>never learned to ride a bike
it's not too late
>never started a shitty garage band with my friends
I played the bass for a shitty cover band once
>never played video games
what
>never celebrated Halloween by dressing up and going trick-or-treating
I dressed as a ghost almost every halloween, lazy days
>never been to Disney World
eh, if you didn't have friends or siblings it wouldn't have been fun anyway

reading this makes me realise my childhood wasn't that bad, I mean sure my parents beat me a lot but at least I had my older bro and some pretty okay friends
now I got one or two real friends, they're all I need

Look at the bright side anon, other people have already experienced amazing things in life, so that when they are going to experience them again they won't have the same feel to them, whereas you will be able to experience greatness for the first time on many areas of life.

They already experienced many of the things that make life great, and you haven't...yet!