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>be me
>autistic faggot
>fall for tender meme download app
>finally get a match
>text qt 3.14
>fast forward
>she wants to meet up
>be a autistic faggot NEET that never goes out
>no clothes
>how should i dress?
>walk into chad brothers room
>HE.HAS.LOTS.OF.DESIGNER.CLOTHES
>Dress up as my brother for a day
>meet up at mall
>bla bla
>keep contact
>3 days i get a blow job
>after i think i might get some pussy if i keep this up
>get pussy after 7 days
>wew not 22 yo virgin no more
>she works at shopping mall near me

Fast forward 2 weeks later after not keeping in touch cause she had to work extra shifts
>i thought i saw you at the mall today
>wtf.no.it.wasnt.me.gif
>Yea anon it was your brother
>LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE YOU AND WORE THE SAME CLOTHES AS YOU
>oh shit, Hahaha we have similar fashion taste
>So do you guys like shop at the same store?
>hahha kind of

>mfw roastie was complimenting my brothers looks for the rest of the converstion
>he was kinda just like you in a way

MFW might get cucked by my own bro