For those of you who aren't virgins. What age did you first

>>37795441
26

ubhjb kjbln

>>37795441
18. I'm now 20 and have had 30 different sexual partners.

>>37795441
18 or 19 i dont remember

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>>37795441
21, it was ok

please be original dear god

>>37795441
15 technical but she was all nervous and it hurt too much and i didn't want to go full rape mode.
Really got the nut off @16

>>37795441
16 or 17.

>>37795441
21, and even then had to lower my standards a lot.

t.failed normie

>>37795441
>What age did you first have sex?
16 or 17

>>37795441
aged 16 with a girl of the same age

babushkas original homemade kompot

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>>37795545
>>37795566
>>37795617
Congratz that you guys weren't fat fucks in the biggest development age. I was fat, I didn't get girls, now I'm better looking than 99% of all people I see outside with 24, but because I missed everything through my body (and yes, that matters, I was bullied and insulted literally because of that), I never developed any form of "flirt" technique or learned how to approach any woman besides of "becoming friends", I'm a khv.

17

haven't had sex since
now 26

15

it felt fucking amazing

jk i'm still a virgin feelsbadman

>>37795441
13

Fuck off this is an original comment dumb system.

>>37795441
20
havent had sex since i lost my virginity

19 to the girl I was in a relationship with for 2yrs beforehand. She was 14 when I was 17 and we agreed to wait until she was legal.

>>37795677

nah mate, dont worry about it too much. you're not better looking than 99% of all people. you just think that way. you're still as ugly as you where when you where younger minus the mantits perhaps.

>>37795777
let me guess, you're from the balkan aswell?

lost my virginity to another virgin femanon when i was 26.

since we were both virgins we did it unprotected

but i was too anxious to cum anyway -_-;;

>>37795677
It probably won't make you feel any better
But one of the reasons I'm here is I have been laid like once in the past 2 years and I fuckin hate leaving the house these days because people just fuckin suck and shit and women aren't even worth the time it seems.
I start frequent r9k last year cuz I was starting to relate to the feels threads n shit

27. I'm 31 now and still with her.

She has no idea I was a virgin when we first started going out, and will probably never know.

>>37795441
24.

Any younger than 22 should not be here.

>>37795441
15. Didn't have sex again until I was 21

Not a single person who legitimately replied to op deserves to be on this board

>>37795441
19

wawee waweee waeeooo

24 on my wife and my's wedding night.

>>37796026
This board was actually started by a mod to find and permaban all normies

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Yoo fucktards, there's an entire board for this shit. Don't continue this uh social bullshit on my turf again, redditman. /r9k/ is a good board and you retards shit it up.

>>>/soc/

This is a good thread to see just how full of normal scum r9k is. All of you deserve to fucking fry.

>>37796058
Honestly good pt, I was hoping there would be more wizards when I hopped in
Sage

>>37796026
Wow... just wow.. Where is the tolerance? Just because i'm not a robot based on your made up standards doesnt mean i'm not one in my heart.

#transacceptance #stopthehate

>>37795463
>26
Same.
Was good to get it out of the way.

19, and I lost it to a girl who was a 5/10

17, porked some fatty after school

>>37796058

These threads have been happening since at least 08. Soc was specifically created to deal with the meetup/rateme/camwhore threads.

>>37796026
Older ones get a pass for one-off lucky chances.

I was eight. It was not fun.

>>37795441
17, paid for it.

sort of molested by older boys when I was 7 but lost my virginity at 12

>>37795441
I was 16.
Been celibate for years

F, was 15, dude was something like 21 then.

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NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i had sexual encounters with someone when i was 13 but then i didn't have proper adult sexual relations until i was like 22

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>>37796781
Tell us such stories, please.

>>37795441
The first girl I slept with in uni had a body almost exactly like this with a legit 3/10 face.

If you boyos ever find a girl like that, fuck her brains out, will be some of the best sex you will ever have.

>>37795441
19.
Figure this one out:
>She had lots of experience with sex
>She had several boyfriends before me
>I was the first boyfriend she had sex with
>Took her about 5 months of dating before she would let me in

She left me for her best friend to start a family with him, and lied about me causing her to self-harm so that she could get away with dumping me over text

>>37795441
im planing to loose my v-card next week to a hooker or escort
should i go for 30 minutes or is 1 hour better?

>>37795441
39, on my wedding night

Had my first kiss earlier that year, at the moment that she and I got engaged to be married.

>>37797086
Wow I thought I had the hi score at 30 but ggwp

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>all these 18 and sub-18 posts

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS BECOME SUCH A NORMIE BOARD?

21 here, turning 22 in a month, haven't kissed a girl.

Sometimes I think that if I ever have money to travel, I'll do 'free kisses and hugs for anons' campaign.
The sheer amount of kissless anons depresses me.

Had a semen demon with big bosoms steal my wizard powers at age 22. Never had sex since or before that, 31 now.

>>37797381
>21 here, turning 22 in a month, haven't kissed a girl.

lol 27 here and I have never even talked to a girl intimately

>>37797504
>>37797381

lel consider suicide

24

It was with an escort

>>37797554
I would if I could, normie. Not that you care.

>>37795441
18 with 17 y/o girlfriend. Pretty gud and romantic.

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Fuck off back to /soc/ you fucking normies. This is no place for you.

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>>37795677
I was pretty damn fat in highschool (peaked at 125kg for 183cm) and still managed to lose my virginity at 17. I just faked confidence, humour, and social proefficiency until it worked. Being the "funny, friendly fat guy" was soul crushing, though, had to be a hundred times more interesting than normal guys just for girls to vaguely acknowledge my existence, and a thousand time more funny/charming/whatever for them to start considering me as a potential partner.

At least I have a decent face, I can't imagine how hard it would have been if I had been ugly. Or stupid, on top of that. I've lost some weight now, so you'd think it would be easier now, but I haven't managed to approach a woman in any kind of flirting or romantic fashion in years.

>>37795861
Nah straya m8

>>37795441
I lost my v at 17, fucked my little sisters 14 year old friend

>>37797607
Losing your virginity doesn't make it any better.

In fact, it makes it worse because you realize everyone's obsessed over something that's literally meaningless, is not fun the slightest and our culture is built around.

You guys at least still have the fantasy that it might happen some day, that its an experience you still have to look forward to.

The let down is such a mindfuck you wouldn't believe.

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15, she was older

>>37798122
That's what all normies say, at least the failed ones.

>>37798403
Trust me, you've got it better than we have. You've at least got the hope that it might turn out kind of okay.

We already know it won't.

The longest stint of being a normie I've ever had was one year in thirty and it all came crashing down horribly.

Right now I'm a NEET shut-in living in a room the size of an American bathroom on a futon with a chromebook gobbling anti-depressants and energy drink in the dark in the middle of the summer wishing I were dead.

27, to my first and only girlfriend

>>37798480
You talked about the fantasy that someday a modestly hot girl/man/whatever will finally bite the bullet and have sex with us.
But that's what it is: a fantasy. Realistically speaking, the majority of the people here will never have sex because they have absolutely no social value.

In short, there is no hope that it might turn out kind of okay.

>>37797583
Why would we care? Honestly, tell me why you'd expect us to care? You're probably on welfare and you're alone for a reason. It wasn't a world-wide conspiracy to ensure you were a social reject.

>>37798760
I never claimed it was, you autist. There is a difference between a conspiracy and common human social behavior.

>Honestly, tell me why you'd expect us to care?
Politeness.

>>37798945
>I never claimed it was
Did I say that you said it was?

>you autist
The irony

>common human social behavior
If it's common then the problem is most likely you

>Politeness.
We politely ignore you. Nothing wrong with that. There is no obligation for us to care about you, especially when you're a non-contributor. If you take and don't give back we'd literally be better off without you.

>>37799013
>identifies as a normie
>continues to be on this board
Why? What do you gain from being here? Just fuck off lad

>>37799086
>Knows what I'm saying is true
>J-just go away!!
Nope.

>>37798122

Partially wrong. Your kind of thinking comes from bad first sex. My first time was absolutely amazing and I am obsessed with the fact that I could not find a new girl ever since. I have the option of prostitution, but I'm too cowardish to go to a brothel...

>>37799013
>If it's common then the problem is most likely you
Of course it is, but I can also point out that the current system is flawed.

>If you take and don't give back we'd literally be better off without you.

There is literally no way for you explain what exactly I "take" from you.

>>37799125
>the current system is flawed.
How so?

>There is literally no way for you explain what exactly I "take" from you.
If you get any payment from the government and do not, have not or will not pay tax you are taking from society without giving in return

>>37799109
You really are retarded, aren't you.

This isn't a board for social rejects in denial. It's a board for social rejects who have accepted their fate. Your 'truth bombs' are far from a revelation - it's what all true robots already know and accept. This board exists so that we can continue to hide from that reality until we rot and die. We don't want your presence or your advice. You have a life out there, so fucking go and live it rather than pestering people who just want to be left alone by the likes of you.

>>37799155
>If you get any payment from the government and do not, have not or will not pay tax you are taking from society without giving in return

My country doesn't give welfare to NEETs, so your argument completely falls apart. Honestly, I don't know where you got that idea about me.

>How so?
The social norm of today thrives on hypocrisy, for example, "Just be yourself, only as long as you look and behave how we want you to"

>>37798589
The only way we managed to get people to have sex with us was basically to outsmart them and trick them into thinking we did have social value.

When it turned out to be a total bust, it was never tried again.

Other than that, there's no difference.

>>37799224
>Has no friends and can't communicate with people
>Yet claims I'm the retarded one
lmfao

>This isn't a board for social rejects in denial. It's a board for social rejects who have accepted their fate
This board is for random content with the presence of a filter to encourage OC.

>This board exists so that we can continue to hide from that reality until we rot and die
This is why you want the board to exist. That doesn't make it so.

>>37799262
How do you support yourself then?

>"Just be yourself, only as long as you look and behave how we want you to"
Strawman. Nobody is stopping you from being a non-conformist. You just want to be accepted like a conformist without actually having to conform.

>>37799279
>Other than that, there's no difference.
Except for the having sex at least once in your life for free with a willing woman part.

>>37799289
>How do you support yourself then?
Living at parent's house while "attending" uni.

>Strawman. Nobody is stopping you from being a non-conformist. You just want to be accepted like a conformist without actually having to conform.
I don't want to be accepted. I just want some honesty.

>>37799397
>Living at parent's house while "attending" uni.
So what you're saying is you don't support yourself. Others support you.

>I just want some honesty
You're honestly a fuck up. Your dad should have told you this years ago and got you to sort your shit out.

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8 lol
orighddifg

>>37799434
>So what you're saying is you don't support yourself. Others support you.
Of course.
>B-but you don't give anything back!
On the contrary, they enjoy my sarcasm and witty remarks about life and the world. It's a fair transaction, no?

>You're honestly a fuck up.
It's refreshing to see some degree of honesty from a normie, but it's on the internet so it doesn't matter much.
You still have some work to if you want me to respect you.

at age 25 to a 17 year old hottie

>>37799539
>Of course.
That's some cognitive dissonance you've got going on if you think supporting you is worth some shitty sarcasm.

>You still have some work to if you want me to respect you.
I don't want your respect. You don't even respect yourself

>>37795441
19 and it was with a girl I'd been oneitising over for a year. She told me she loved me and wanted to be with me and then I cheated on her a week later.

>>37799601
>That's some cognitive dissonance you've got going on if you think supporting you is worth some shitty sarcasm.
Did I mention that I am also nihilistic? It's a good combination with my innate sarcasm skills.

>You don't even respect yourself
Nah, that wont work. If I was handsome and had a big cock, people would respect me a lot more, even if I didn't respect myself.

>>37799702
>If I was handsome
Nobody would respect you. Some women would want to fuck you. Men wouldn't care. Do you even know what respect is?
>had a big cock
Nobody would even know this. Stop being retarded for once.

28

High school
>lived in a small town most of my life
>everyone reached sexual maturity before i did
>class of 100 in my highschool everyone was hitched up before I could make a move

College
>fancy art college
>girls only wanted pretty bois, I was large muscular dude and that was out
>girls lugged me around at night to protect them and their girly bfs (I only obliged because I like long walks)
>tried to bang "pratice girls", but they wanted those types as well

The dude who got the most pussy in that college was a skinny, pale white emo dude with slicked over hair.

After college
>had to go home for a year while searching
>got hired a year afterward
>job took up most of my time and I wanted to get better
>almost everyone from my home town was already hitched up and had kids
>moved away for another job
>tried to get with women, but it just ended up with them using me to make their boyfriends jealous

Time laid
>Thanksgiving last year
>arrange visit old friend the day beforehand
>answers the door wearing nothing but a minibra
>says she always had a crush on me and we do the do.

>>37799768
>Nobody would respect you.
When you are attractive, you command respect on a subconscious level.

>Some women would want to fuck you. Men wouldn't care.
I'm not gay, so I don't see what's wrong with that.

>Nobody would even know this. Stop being retarded for once.
You fuck someone, that someone tells the others about your big cock. More people want to fuck you.
Use your brain.

>>37799948
>I'm not gay, so I don't see what's wrong with that.
>I don't know what respect is

>When you are attractive, you command respect on a subconscious level
>This is how it works in my animes

>You fuck someone, that someone tells the others about your big cock. More people want to fuck you.
>This is what the internet tells me about casual sex

>>37799970
>Being this ignorant of the real world around you

Well, ignorance is another perk of being a normie, I guess.

>KHV until 23
>now have sex once a twice a week with gf
>never been happier

I used to post on 4chan for 9 years and now only come back to make posts like this to tell neets that it's possible to make it

>>37800034
>Only I, the internet autist without friends, TRULY knows how the world operates
Is that why you're alone? If you have access to all this knowledge that I don't why am I doing fine and you're complaining on here about being a virgin?

>>37800113
>once or twice a week
>thinks you instantly leave 4chan when you have a girlfriend
Is your girlfriend a prostitute you hire once a week? Like what the fuck lmao

>>37795441
16. he was nervous and he didn't last long. I had to get myself off afterwards, after pretending to orgasm so he would leave. lol

25, i wasn't expected it. i took a nap at a girl's house and she got on top of me.

>>37800122
>the internet autist without friends
Wrong (again), but I'll let it pass because I'm a nice guy.

>why am I doing fine and you're complaining on here about being a virgin?
>he thinks his success in life is because of "effort" and not favorable circumstances

>>37800204
>I'm a nice guy
HAHAHAHA

>he thinks his success in life is because of "effort" and not favorable circumstances
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

17, fugged a chubby girl with huge T&A

>>37800243
Prove both these statements wrong, hotshot.

14 . She was 17

>>37800113
Lel senpai, once or twice a week ain't shit. Just this friday i fucked my gf 8 times in one day. Yesterday and today we only did it three times tho because her pussy was sore

>>37800113
>once or twice a week
Pity sex, desu. You should be fucking your gf Daily if distance isn't a problem

>>37800145
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>>37800359
wait is this true? she says she's always too tired

>>37800403
Don't worry man. Some girls don't have a high sex drive as other girls. It's fine. Once or twice a week is not a lot but still alright. My go to number is at least 4-5 times a week but every single day is a bit too much. Depends on your situation man.

>>37800403
I wouldn't say multiple times a day or even daily, there is no rule set in stone but if I'm only getting laid twice a week and she isn't on her period I'm going to be asking questions

at 32 with a prostitute

>normies itt think they are even qualified to post on this board

>>37800403
>too tired

This is a red flag. A girl will be naturally energized around the guy she likes.

>>37800602
>a loser thinks anybody cares about what he has to say about anything

>>37795441
27 to an escort, I've been a regular punter since then and haven't looked back

17, fucked some chubby chick with low confidence

>19
>she was surprised I'd never had sex
>agreed to take my virginity
>it was bad the first time
>after that every time was goat
>made her cum, even squrt once
>she was a fat black chick
Moved one after life.

>>37801156
>a normie thinks his opinion matters here

>>37795441
I was 17 when I first got laid. Am 32 now and have been with 60 or so women.

>>37801332
My opinion matters everywhere. Does that trigger you? Did you honestly think that the memes about being a "robot" were real? lol

>>37795677

I was fat when I was 17, and still am, and am this guy.

>>37801362

>>37795441
I had my first wet dream when I was 15 and that's it. Does that count?

>>37801369
Relax, and explain to me how are those memes not real?

>>37801387
Wew, 60 or so hookers must cost a lot. Did they offer you a special discount?

>>37801502
Never paid for sex. That's pathetic.

>>37801538
Oh. date rape drug pill then?
As long as you leave no evidence and she doesn't feel any pain in the morning after, it's ok.

>>37801449
I smoked a bong like 10 minutes ago. I'm relaxed as fuck.

>how are those memes not real?
>please prove a negative
lol

>>37801715
Actually, memes are proven to exist, because the world revolves around memes and memetic behaviour.

You seem like a well-read man and the weed you just smoked gives you special insight. Take your time and explain your reasoning in your own words.

>>37795441
Lost it to Stacy Tyler at the Bunnyranch last week

>>37801772
>memes are proven to exist
>Take your time and explain your reasoning in your own words
Might want to take your own advice lmfao

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19

It was with another trap after she smoked me out.

It was nice while it lasted.

>>37801866
Anon, please put more effort into your posts. Avoid so much greentexting or else I'll be forced to believe that you are here just to shitpost.

I am patient though, luckily for you.

>>37801949
>I'll be forced to believe
>I am patient though, luckily for you.
>He thinks anyone gives a fuck what he believes or whether or not he sticks around

>>37802002
You clearly do, anon. I'm waiting.

17. I was just glad to have gotten it done by graduation. It was my girlfriend at the time in an elememtary school basketball court. It was end of november too so it was cold as hell but we couldnt wait any longer. Said i love you to eachother for the first time right after wards. Very romantic. 5 years later and i think i still love her. And she loves one of my best friends from high school. And now i cant help but to compare every chick to her now and they all fall so short. Fuck i hate myself. And im the one caused the breakup so i have only myself to blame for ruining the only thing to make me genuinely happy

>>37802054
>in an elememtary school basketball court
Lucky you didn't get caught. You'd be on a sex offender list for the rest of your life