>in my bed with this girl
>we were at a party
>both pretty drunk
>we're sleeping
>suddenly, I wake up
>she's leaving the bed
>lies down on my couch
>ask her what's up
"You were kicking around in your sleep, don't worry it's not a big deal I'll just sleep on the couch"
My autistic subconsciousnes keeps me from having nice things.
>Mfw