Why haven't you just gotten buttfucked, anon? No one

Cause I wanna be doing the buttfucking

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>>37793722
>>37793733

KEK confirms. Gaysex is purest form of love.

Because I'm straight and hate the idea of sticking something up my ass.

>>37794164

Why? Are you afraid?

No one will hurt you.

I'm surprised r9k hasn't turned me gay yet.

I don't want some dude's dirty unwashed member up my butt. I don't want to suck cocks. I'm not gay goddamnit. I wouldn't even let a dude suck my cock.

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>>37793722
Looks awkward as heck, and gay..., really gay

>>37794375
No, someone shoving a dick up my pooper is gross, and then I'll have some rando's semen in my anus and I'll have to let it leak out. That's gross, not to mention gay.

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>>37794524
yes, having homosexual relations is hella gay desu
I'm not gay and I don't want to fuck with guys, but I can admit that penis looks way cooler than vagina. Vagina looks fucking gross, while having sex I'd rather stare at boobs/face/legs/celling than vagina itself.

my former officemate is a closet faggot. he contracted a viral sti, from lots of casual faggot sex which made him hospitalized for more than a month. he loved to be fucked up the ass. he looked like a jew fresh from auschwitz after his hospitalization.

>>37794375
Why are you trying to make people turn gay? Go fuck yourself you sick disgusting filth

>>37795093
[mariachi music intensifies]