l am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk

>>37790251
>follow Jesus
>he never gives me a gf

Christcucks gtfo my mongolian throat singing board

how do I find him in me

>>37791147
have you ever read the bible?

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>>37791331
That is super bad advise. The normie can't understand that myths are metaphorical and will actually think that it talks about some bearded god dude in heaven. If you can't into mythology, just ask a priest.

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>>37790251
Jesus truly is the only one who could love us.

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>>37791375
>The normie can't understand that myths are metaphorical
which part are you claiming is a metaphor
>some bearded dude in the sky
show me one (1) biblical depiction of God the Father as such, it's purely a pop-culture view of God.
>If you can't into mythology, just ask a priest.
Only an anglican or prottie priest will tell you the Bible is a myth


If anon reads with an soft heart and open mind he won't have a problem

>2017
>not upgrading abbrahamic to 3.0
rot in hell you unbeliver kuffar

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>>37791447
>which part are you claiming is a metaphor
literally every single word
>show me one (1) biblical depiction of God the Father as such, it's purely a pop-culture view of God.
that's what i'm saying you dumb fuck, but it uses the word "farther" for the governing aspect of god and our culture has depicted that as a literal bearded dude and that's what the man introduced to bible WILL think

and why wouldn't he? starting at bible with zero understanding of mythological storytelling practises will NOT lead you to god, soft heart will not help you

>Only an anglican or prottie priest will tell you the Bible is a myth
I guess those guys are the only ones worth listening to then

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>>37791578
>anon on most immoral board on one of the most immoral websites is more intelligent and has a greater understanding of the bible than every Christian theologian spanning 2000 years

Have you ever read the gospel yourself? It's designed to tell people the good news and bring them to Christ, not to explain natural phenomena like a Greek myth.

>>37791147
You either suffer greatly or throw away your treasure on earth after seeing its futility

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>>37791633
>>anon on most immoral board on one of the most immoral websites is more intelligent and has a greater understanding of the bible than every Christian theologian spanning 2000 years
Are you talking about yourself then? because I'm advising the man to get help from the people who have studied wrote about it for 2 kilo years and you just assume he is good to go like that. Without knowing a fact from his background.

>>37791447
are you a cathdox?

>>37791667
>here anon read this, it was designed to be easy to understand for people of any language or culture
>Uh, no faggot, don't read that, go ask someone who doesn't even believe that it's real to teach you about it

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>>37791745
yes I am Orthodox

>>37790251
Whomst baka are you to claim such things desu

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>>37791784
The King of kings, and Poland

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>>37791749
>>Uh, no faggot, don't read that, go ask someone who doesn't even believe that it's real to teach you about it
lmao this guy... so to you "real" means corporeal? when jesus says that this is his flesh, you're ready to nibble at his thigh or something?

away from me, satan

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>>37791798
Holy shit this is real senpai

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>>37791810
First off you said you believe every word of the Bible is metaphorical, why do you pick that specific miracle?. Am I not supposed to take the Crucifixion and Resurrection literally? What about the feeding of the 5000 or 4000? Am I'm I supposed to ignore centuries of study by the church fathers led by the holy spirit in their interpretation of the Eucharist as literal?

>>37791810
Also it's late here, if the thread is still up I'll reply to your reply when I wake up.

>>37790251
>baptists seem the most reasonale in their beliefs but have no eucharist
>lutherans have eucharist but are sinful twist the meaning of the Bible to fit the modern world
>both catholics and orthodox claim to be the "one true church" but are idolaters and place Mary almost as high as Jesus

I just want do finally have some peace in my life after I die. Why is it so hard to choose any church?

>>37791891
I chose fedora.

>>37791854
Resurrection is spiritual. If jesus really was God why did he doubt the plan of god at the cross? Jesus is a presentation of the mythical human figure, his kindness surpassed human limits and transcended him to godhood.

>>37791891
Theres like 3000 denominations. I'm sure you could find one of them that fits your soecific beliefs.

>>37791934I don't want to find the one that will suit me, I want to find the one where I will be sure that I'm saved

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>>37791977
Well if you are sure that the ones that don't fit your beliefs are wrong then why do you think the one that does fit would also be wrong based on popularity if all things.

>>37791977
How about no denomination Christian?