ate half a large pizza hut pizza and cheesy bread on my second

How can you not feel like a piece of shit after eating too much pizza? tfw every time I eat three slices

>>37788484
hmmmm idk...I don't feel agonizing pain or anything just bloated and being drunk doesn't help lol

>>37788439
I wish I had pizza, all there was in my shitty house was powdered waffle mix.

I'm on my second beer with some rum, though. I know the skelly-->belly feel all too well. Bicycling and the occasional lifting helps a bit, along with trying to drink (water or juice) when I feel hungry instead of eat, when possible.

>>37788829
well I got delivery...lol
never really feel like exercising after I get off work I just shower and chill / drink beer

>>37788872
>delivery
tfw so rural that I'd have to tip a delivery driver (at the one delivery place that serves my area) something like 10 bucks to even feel decent.

I've done pizza delivery, I know the feel when you drive to the boonies to give someone their shitcake and their (((tip))) doesn't even cover your gas bill to get there and back.

>>37788959
yeah...I hate having to feel guilty about tips and shit...like damn I wanna move to japan or somethin, but it is what it is

>Eat half a fucking medium-large pizza heaps of toppings after working out and going on a 4 mile fast paced run
>Don't gain any fucking weight

Holy shit, fuck this. Am I gonna have to cut out running to actually gain wieght?

>>37789213
do you want to gain muscle mass? google it man, it's probably simple science

>>37789260
I have gained strength, but it's at a pretty slow pace. My muscles are getting bigger, and I can run really far and pretty fast, but the internet has given me impossible standards to live up to. Every other shitposter on any weight lifting forum talks about casually adding 5lb a session to their bar.

>>37789300
well idk too much about nutrition but shouldn't you be eating protein powder or some shit lol

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>>37788439
>>37788484
>feeling fat after less than a whole pizza
Step up your game lads.