>"Square up white boy! I'mma whoop yo cracka ass

>>37786942

>Tranquilize the great ape
>Call the zoo

catch fade, senpai

Sprint away, obviously.

>>37786942
If I'm in that neighborhood, I'm either driving a Scoop or carrying a BAR, so I either scoop her into the back with the other nigs or I cut her in half with automatic weapon fire.

>>37786942
girls can't hit. keep your guard up and she'll run out of energy before long.

>>37786942
video 4 this please

>>37786942
c-can't we just skip to step two?

>>37786942
*smacks titty*

Why are her legs so fucking white?

>>37786942
Ask her to skip to the facesitting part and lie on the ground.

>>37786942
>don powdered wig
>mentally prepare myself for the battle of a lifetime
>prepare my musket like the minutemen before me
>I take aim and fire, however I miss by a few centimeters and hit the car behind her
>damn smoke is everywhere, some immediately recoil backwards from it
>realize that I won't have enough time to reload and fire again as she attempts to run away
>shout "FIX BAYONETS!" while fixing my bayonet
>immediately charge after her
>runs for quite a bit but eventually my blade makes contact
>take the good meat to cook later on, maybe some hide as well
>I turn around to face what appears to be a wild pack approaching me
>luckily I have a few flintlocks stashed on my person
>immediately take one out and fire, hitting what appears to be the alpha in the leg
>the betas retreat in fear, I approach the alpha and stab him to end his misery
>make my way home, thankful for another day to fight for America
>may Washington be proud
>drink some Sam Adams while preparing my meal
>finish meal then go to bed, eager for what may lie ahead of me the next day

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>>37786942
Square up, then beat her to death.

1, 2, 4 combo into switch stance ending into a sonic upper

>>37786942
Fighting niggers is retarded, I used to argue and fight when I was young but eventually I realized, what is the point? These people aren't worth the time. Some dumb poor welfare nigger can say some ignorant shit to you, if you keep walking he'll still be a poor welfare nigger and I'll still be a smart, rich white man. So why would I risk injury or my life, or hell even raise my blood pressure getting into a shouting match with a stupid monkey that means nothing to me and will never mean anything to anybody?

>>37786942
Beat her ass then eat her pussy anyways

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>>37787371
I understand your viewpoint completely, and can sympathise. But I'd beat the shit out of anyone any day for my own amusement, having some dumb nigger come up and ask for it is like a turkey stuffing itself for Thanksgiving. I just have to take a bite.

>>37787113
Those are pants anon