>you can make one religion from human history real Which

scientology because it's like a video game with clear point system and obvious quest system advancement

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>>37786579
>>37786601
Germanic paganism

The Aztec religion.

Because we don't have human sacrifice any more, in a day or two the sun would die of thirst and wouldn't rise any more.

NORMIE GENOCIDE BABY

I chose none because any gods the people worship will be as fake as the ones today

Pastafarianism.

I want to praise that dumb spaghetti meatball god.

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>>37786636
>LE EPIC PASTA GOD XDDDDDDDD

>>37786579
Islam
72 gorgeous virgin harem, worth dying for
literally

>>37786664
Predictable, my memetic friend :^)

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>>37786677
You can't fuck hot boipucci or eat bacon.So why bother with islam?

Discordianism, since it's so vague and sarcastic that it wouldn't provide any real guidance and nothing would change.

>>37786616
>implying the kikes don't sacrifice people

>>37786579
The Ancient Grecian religion, I like the idea of a bunch of bumbling, drunk, cousin-fuckers running the universe; it seems fitting.

Islam, I want my 72 virgins

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I'd go for the irresponsible gods

>>37786579
None.

If one religion became real, then every other religion could possibly be real. We would see religious fanatics double down on their devoutness across all religions.

>>37786701
>Being a gay faggot
nothing of value was lost

>>37786905
Pork is so good though... fuck Mohammed, I'm not going to be in a religion of some pedo who was afraid of dogs

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>>37786579
>you can make one religion from human history real Which do you choose and why?

Atheism

This way I cause the maximum amount of butthurt. Atheists will be pissed when they find out it's a religion. Non atheists will be pissed when they find out atheism is real.

>>37786964
i read somewhere that mohammed made pork a sin to eat due to the sanitary concerns of eating the local pigs.

i'm not sure how much truth is in this statement though. maybe he really is a fucking faggot

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I'd go for Deism.

I like the idea that God kinda left us to our devices, kinda like a giant space libertarian or something.

>>37786993
The desert is an awful place to raise pork, partly because they eat the same grains as humans and partly because the enormous risk of parasites. Same reason it's banned in Judaism.

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>>37786847
>you can make one religion from human history real
>somehow more than one religion becomes real
Did you eat paint chips as a child?

>>37786579
Roman pantheon
>Romans considered other people's gods just as valid and real as theirs
what now

the question does not make sense.

>>37786579
>you can make 2+2=anything you want
I'll go with 4, since otherwise reality would implode.

>>37786579
Nordic Paganism, because hail the gods, be nice to watch Scandinavia cleansed of Christfags and especially Islam.

>>37786677

This. According to wikislam you also get a permanent rock solid boner. Imagine being able to fuck and fuck forever.

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>>37787394
>Nordic Paganism, the religion of my noble Nordic Aryan ancestors. I wish only death and suffering at the hands of Odin to those who hath betrayed Mother Evropa and fell for the weak religion of LIES that were forced upon us by the Jews. HAIL ODIN!