>"Robot, please come back to bed: it's cold."

Guys like that never get cold.

So there has to be some other reason he wants me in bed.

I wonder what it could be~~

>>37783605
Obviously go back to bed???

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>>37783605

pull out the magnum pop pop another lgbt faggot drops

>>37784143
Why would you kill your own bf?

>>37783605
>trimming your neckbeard
what a faggot

>>37783605
I hastily jump back into bed to receive the warm embrace of my stout boyfriend only to hit the mattress and be snapped back into reality, remembering that a guy like that would never even deign to acknowledge my presence

I then crywank to the thought of him

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>>37784462
Sounds like me.

How can I find a bf like him?

>>37783605
jump in and cuddle for the bodily warmth no homo

>>37785512
God-damn, can you even imagine how beautiful it would feel to cuddle with that man?

Just fucking kill me, seriously - I am missing out on the truly good parts of life.

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Should I bring you your favorite licorice stick?

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>"anon come back to bed, its cold"

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>>37785774
Disgusting

>originalagio