Should I get a massage today lads? I have nothing better to

>>37780273
>Should I get a massage today lads?
>I have nothing better to do and I could use the relaxation
Massage me pls

>>37780273
Do it.

Unoriginally.

>>37780273
>mom recommended a place that her and all her friends go to
>bodies a little fucked so good massages feels better than sex and make life bearable
>expected a legit shop but its just a thing she does outside her home
>entire time is gushing about her first male customer and the son of a client no less
>is actually really good
>awkward boner entire time though
>constantly comments on how i must be "enjoying" my massage
>entire leg massage i'm 99% sure she's purposefully rubbing my junk "on accident"
>ending is a hot towel on my face and relax while she's supposed to rub off the oil according to her
>not 30 seconds after i'm blind from a boiling towel i getting an unwarranted happy ending
>just kind of try and focus on not existing or tensing up and ruining the massage i just got
>switches gear to a blowjob
>tells me I don't even have to pay for it
>says consider it a favor to my mother for being a long time customer
>not sure if she means that my mother set this up or that she's just showing appreciation
>tells me it'll only cost me her regular fee just keep coming back and tell my friends
>cheapest massage i've found, nearby, and does non-sex happy endings for $20
I'd just do it and hope you get lucky.

>>37782749
was the person who did it hot?

>>37782919
30 something 7/10 though the muscle tone was...different.