>Girl who's a literal Stacy gets a crush on me >I

>>37779772
It's not your fault that you're an autistic mess, it's your parents fault!

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>>37779772
Give us the story, Anon. Kinda wanna hear it for some reason.

>>37779772
the only question you should be asking yourself is: why would i want something in my life to go right?

it seems like you probably don't know the answer to that.

>>37779772
>>37779847
Tbqhwy fampai, originally this OP

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>>37779847

Well, it happened a few years ago when I was in high school. It's a good one

>Be me, 15 years old
>10/10 brunette Stacy who's two years older than me sees me on bus one day, she literally jumps up in her seat and smiles at me
>I quickly look away cuz autism
>A week later, the Stacy gets her female friend to purposely bump into me in the hallway
>Female friend of hers says "Hey there, my friend over thinks you're cute"
>I walk over to Stacy that I have a huge crush on
>"Hi..... uh.... Hi. Hi. ... Hi...."
>That was all I managed to say, Stacy is just standing there not saying anything
>I promptly sperg out and walk away
>I never approach her again
>Months fly by, suddenly it's the very last day of school
>I'm just standing the cafeteria in the morning, sadly thinking about how I failed at scoring that Stacy, or an gf at all
>Girl walks up to me
>holy fuck it's my crush
>She has kind of a pissed look on her face, but she says "Hey..."
>I sperg out, tell her I already have a girlfriend and walk away
>Obviously I didn't have a girlfriend
>Next school year, she's a senior, I'm a junior
>We see each other in the hallways
>She rolls her eyes and scowls at me


Sigh.

>>37780029
>why would i want something in my life to go right?

because then I'll have nothing to complain about and I'll be able to move on with other things in my life

>>37780120

nigga you stupid

>>37780120
can you post a pic of your face please? i want to see my chances of scoring one.

>>37780278

originally fukkk you nigger

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>>37780402

I'm not posting my face on 4chan. But I've been told I look like this dude from that selena gomez disney show

>>37780439
same hairstyle??

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>>37780120
This is why I keep visiting this board. I think i'm pathetic but then I compare myself to you guys and feel much better.

>>37780466

similar face shape, and hair

>>37780439
fag

oranginal

>>37780523
go shove a carrot up your ass

Robots can't and never will win. Get used to it.

>>37780738
No one asked to be a robot tho. We put ourselves in this position

>>37779772
There was no way it would have worked. A stacy is used to the man doing absolutely everything to get the relationship started.
If you're a typical autist, you won't approach her and make the move. She'll have to do it but she won't because she's a stacy and she has no concept of making moves.

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>>37780978

>implying non-Stacy girls approach first

All girls want guys to approach and talk first, it's literally in their biological programming

>>37779800

dubs checked, it's mostly my fault. I never challenged myself in my life. And now I'm here, 20 years old, and have only had a 5/10 mexican girl as my gf.

REEEEEE WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A CUTE WHITE GIRLFRIEND

>>37780120
>She rolls her eyes and scowls at me
Pretty standard ending. They're not used to things like that and the frustration quickly leads them to anger and hatred.

>>37781287
True, but non-stacies are more open to the idea that they might have to approach. At least they understand the concept.
It would be completely alien to an actual stacy.

>>37781404

Stacies are the biggest bitches but they're really hot! I guess their looks come with a price...