>I had a great time with you today anon, did you want

no thanks my moms makin me tendies

IM SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE BITCH

do i look like some kinda WHORE

>>37779481
Do you have anything to eat up there?

>>37779542
I have fresh cake that needs to be eaten soon anon

>>37779481

I am not going to be driven around by a woman

You are going to HAVE to put the handbrake on immediately.

>>37779577
That does sound very tasty, what kind of cake?

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>>37779481
nah, sorry babe, I creamed my panties just a few minutes ago when you accidentally brushed your hand against my shoulder and I caught a whiff of your scent

maybe next time, m'roastie toastie

*teleports behind her*
*spill spaghetti pockets and hit the side of the teleporting device repeatedly in a virginal manner*
*suddenly teleports the fuck outta there*

>>37779814
This is the correct answer to any question a roastie may ask you. You're a fucking genius, anon.

You're a huge faggot, anon.

I love you.

>>37779481
Do women unironically invite men to their own apartments?

>go to her room
>make a move on her
>wtf anon? I thought you are gay!?

>>37779925
I don't know. I haven't really thought about it. Maybe I just thought stacies stopped existing once they were out of my sight and the end of my humiliation.
Or maybe the all just stay with chad like a harem-type situation.

w-whats up in your room? something cool? I once h-had a nice goldfish..

>actually anon we should probably leave it

>>37779925
>Do women unironically invite men to their own apartments?
The last time I drove a woman home she said, normally she'd invite me up but her apartment too chaotic right now
>haha

>>37779481
Why not, let's watch a movie too, 'kay?

If you don't have an annotated copy of Sun Tsu's "Art of War" up there, you can fuck off like the cultural philistine you are.

>>37780089
>her apartment too chaotic right now
chad would have told her that he didn't come all this way to be fucked around with and that she is going to take the cock

not that he has ever heard those words in all actuality

>>37779855
>You're a fucking genius, anon.
>You're a huge faggot, anon.
>I love you.

What did he (You) mean by this?

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Sure, m'lady.

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