I fucked up, /areninegay/ this chick wants to date me because

fuck her 'til your bored
her feelings are nothing
take some pics and upload it to the internet
when the else are you going to get some tight teen puss?

>>37777401
fuck her you fucking faggot. are you fucking kidding me. 18 year old puss doesn't just fall in your lap if you're 33.

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>>37777401
this is a non-issue youre just came to humblebrag, my nigger. fuck her tight little 18 year old cunt idiot

>>37777553
i'm going to be embarrassed as shit when she laughs at me and my balding head

>>37777455
>>37777516
>>37777553
What if she follows the 21st century teen trend of accusing men of rape to get money and attention?

>>37777401
If you don't want to be around her, ask her why she wants to date a poor, balding old man. Tell her you're old enough to be her father (I mean kids are having kids at 15 in the niggest parts of the country). Just offer to give her guitar lessons and make it more of a formal matter than a friendly matter. Make her pay for the lessons, though.

>>37777455
i'm not a mean guy, that's something that i can be proud of

Women don't care if you're balding, but if you act like a pussy about it they'll lose interest because pussy men are a waste of time and air.

>>37778156
>pussy men are a waste of time and air
damn dats so harsh my dick shrank

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>>37777401
Just do what george costanza did and do the opposite.
>im unemployed and i live with my parents
Next thing he knew he was dating her and she couldnt get enough of him.
We all get one chance at love and you either do it right or you screw it up and never know what could have happened.
Just go for it you pussy and if it dkesnt work out come back to us and we can talk until we eventually kill ourselves

>>37777401
Fuck her
?????
profit

>>37777401
are you just gonna throw away those immensely powerful magickal powers just to bang stacy roast?

>>37779239
>>37779571

life is bizarre and full of absurdities, i might as well embrace it

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>>37777401
Faggot...You are a faggot!

And a sex offender

>>37777656
this.
or tell her it would have to be purely physical and teach her about std testing if she doesn't already know. you seem like a good guy, op

>>37777578

Keep your hat on while you fuck her. Keep switching it up where different kinds.

>>37777598

You don't have any money. You're good to go. Make sure you lie as much as possible about your name, where you live etc.

>>37780069
the fedora or the sixpence? should I just switch between them maybe when I put my peepee in and out of her?

>>37780050
>>37777401
this is the most sound advice here.
You don't need a fake rape allegation or a clingy girl who will expect more of you than you can give. If she's cool, she'll agree to this guy's advice, she might just want to use you to learn too.

>>37780125
>sixpence
is that a kind of hat?

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>>37780193
>he doesn't know about the sixpence

>>37780211
i'm never gone get laid, amirite

>>37780334
well, I'm a turbowizard, so I wouldn't know anything about sexual matters

>>37780378
>turbowizard
we on the same boat, broriginal

>>37780822
whoah, another supreme broseph warlock! I hail thee, great conjuror

>>37777777
Hdudjshshzhzhahhejejejeheheheh

>>37781160
what did they post? broriginal